Two women decided to go out one evening, without their husbands, and more importantly, No kids. Laughing the entire evening away and finding that they had consumed entirely too much wine, they dedided it was time to go home.

They were about half way home when both ladies decided that they needed to find a bathroom quick. They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery. A little bit scared and tipsy, they decided they'd just have to stop there... they couldn't wait any longer.

Stumbling off the road into the cemetery they soon discovered they had no toilet paper or Kleenex but the trip being an urgent one, they decided to "just make do"!

The first one decided to use her panties and then discard them.

The second one had on new panties and not wanting to leave them behind grabbed a big ribbon from a floral wreath on the grave stone next to her.

The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the phone, and one of them said to the other: "You know, we'll have to keep a closer watch on our wives... it seems that those two were up to no good last night. My wife came home in the wee hours without her panties...". The other one responded: "Well, you're lucky, mine came home with a card stuck to her butt that read, "We will never forget you... The Carboni Brothers".

• Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies. (Unknown)
  
  
• The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. -Helen Hayes (at 73)-
  
  
• I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. -Janette Barber- Thats hilarious
  
  
• Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. -Lily Tomlin-
  
  
• A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. -Carrie Snow-
  
  
• Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. -Laurie Kuslansky-
  
  
• My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being -- hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. -Erma Bombeck-Judy Knight.....
  
  
• Old age ain't no place for sissies. -Bette Davis-
  
  
• A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. -Rhonda Hansome-
  
  
• The phrase "working mother" is redundant.-Jane Sellman-
  

• Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows. -Jennifer Unlimited-
  
  
• Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. -Charlotte Whitton-Judy Knight
  
  
• Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. -Caryn Leschen-
  
  
• I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once. -Jennifer Unlimited-
  
  
• If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.-Catherine-
  
  
• I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb
  -- and I'm also not blonde. -Dolly Parton-(ditto....JK.)
  
  
• If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. -Sue Grafton-
  
  
• I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. -Roseanne Barr-
  
  
• When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. -Elayne Boosler-
  
  
• Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.-Maryon Pearson-
  

• In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman. -Margaret Thatcher-
  
  
• I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. -Gloria Steinem-
  
  
• I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. -Zsa Zsa Gabor-
  
  
• Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. -Eleanor Roosevelt-
  

Brilliant exam answer, very harsh marking

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"I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me

Hmmmm... Not very funny around here lately, first you kill this thread, and then the Cafe!

Needs MS Powerpoint or something that can play powerpoint files;

See what your petrol really pays for

That is so sad no Laughter here! :-(

"I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me

Needs MS Powerpoint or something that can play powerpoint files;

See what your petrol really pays for

Even though it's my own fault for not realizing what thread you posted this in... I'm still going to do terrible horrible things to you.

Go to the web site and check it out.