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CAPT Siran d'Vel'nahr XO - L L & P _\\//
USS Vre'kasht NCC-33187
Winders 10 OS? "What a piece of junk!" - L. Skywalker
"Logic is the cement of our civilization with which we ascend from chaos using reason as our guide." - T'Plana-hath

• people who can't list.
  
• people who can't quote. [/quote]crap[/quote] is not a quote!
  
• people who quote another person's complete life story to only add one line underneath it.
  
• noobs who dictate.
  
• noobs who can't find the edit option.
  
• regulars who can't find the edit option.
  
• Microsoft Virtual Earth.
  
• the plan to use case-insensitive passwords.
  
• the slowness of these forums.
  
• the weather.
  
• people still not linking correctly despite the easy BBCode help!
  

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Here is a new list of what you could whine about:
[list]
* Whine about no Crap.
* Whine about no uploading Crap.
* Whine about too much Crap.
* Whine about not enough Crap.
* Whine about no downloading Crap.
* Whine about how BOINC is Crap.
* Whine about how SETI is Crap.
* Whine about UC Berkeley needs Crap.
* Whine about the BOINC/SETI developement team working on Crap.
* Whine about your dial-up connection being Crap.
* Whine about your cat scratching you face with Crap.
* Whine about your dog biting your face, aw Crap.
* Whine about your cat crapping on your new carpet.
* Whine about your dog crapping on your new carpet.
* Whine about your cat's Crap.
* Whine about your dog's Crap.
* Whine about your Crap.
* Whine about people hijacking Crap.
* Whine about noob's who create duplicate threads.
* Whine about noob's who think Crap is swearing.
* Whine about noob's that want you to join thier crappy team but
only if the noob approves you.
* Whine about: Add your whine with Crap here._________________________________________________

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Here is a new list of what you could whine about:

* Whine about no Crap.
* Whine about no uploading Crap.
* Whine about too much Crap.
* Whine about not enough Crap.
* Whine about no downloading Crap.
* Whine about how BOINC is Crap.
* Whine about how SETI is Crap.
* Whine about UC Berkeley needs Crap.
* Whine about the BOINC/SETI developement team working on Crap.
* Whine about your dial-up connection being Crap.
* Whine about your cat scratching you face with Crap.
* Whine about your dog biting your face, aw Crap.
* Whine about your cat crapping on your new carpet.
* Whine about your dog crapping on your new carpet.
* Whine about your cat's Crap.
* Whine about your dog's Crap.
* Whine about your Crap.
* Whine about people hijacking Crap.
* Whine about: Add your whine with Crap here._________________________________________________

* Edit *An don't forget NASA launching Crap today! GO Discovery!

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IAS - Where Space Is Golden!

[font='courier,courier new']The new Doctor Who sucks.[/font]

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Here is a new list of what you could whine about:

* Whine about no WUs.
* Whine about no uploading.
* Whine about no downloading.
* Whine about how BOINC is crap.
* Whine about how SETI is crap.
* Whine about UC Berkeley.
* Whine about the BOINC/SETI developement team.
* Whine about your dial-up connection.
* Whine about your cat scratching you face.
* Whine about your dog biting your face.
* Whine about your cat crapping on your new carpet.
* Whine about your dog crapping on your new carpet.
* Whine about your cat's constipation.
* Whine about your dog's constipation.
* Whine about your constipation.
* Whine about people hijacking your threads
* Whine about: Add your whine here._________________________________________________

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This wasn't your thread to be hijacked, so why are you complaining?

I hate it when people highjack my threads.

Is THIS thread special enough for me to hijack it?

Can I hijack yours....? >:-)

::Smash! I just killed a bug. It looked vulcan.::
Well Siran, I can guarentee my success will outshine yours.

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me@rescam.org

This wasn't your thread to be hijacked, so why are you complaining?

I hate it when people highjack my threads.

Is THIS thread special enough for me to hijack it?

Can I hijack yours....? >:-)

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CAPT Siran d'Vel'nahr XO - L L & P _\\//
USS Vre'kasht NCC-33187
Winders 10 OS? "What a piece of junk!" - L. Skywalker
"Logic is the cement of our civilization with which we ascend from chaos using reason as our guide." - T'Plana-hath

This wasn't your thread to be hijacked, so why are you complaining?

I hate it when people highjack my threads.

Is THIS thread special enough for me to hijack it?

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me@rescam.org

This wasn't your thread to be hijacked, so why are you complaining?

I hate it when people highjack my threads.

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i don't like tomatoes on my hamburger...and if i forget to tell them "no tomatoes"...then i have to take the slimy things off before it's safe to eat my hamburger...tomatoes are all well and good for many things...just keep them away from the food.

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PROUD TO BE TFFE!

I dedicate this thread to ALL who would like to:

• Whine about no WUs.
  
• Whine about no uploading.
  
• Whine about no downloading.
  
• Whine about how BOINC is crap.
  
• Whine about how SETI is crap.
  
• Whine about UC Berkeley.
  
• Whine about the BOINC/SETI developement team.
  
• Whine about your dial-up connection.
  
• Whine about your cat scratching you face.
  
• Whine about your dog biting your face.
  
• Whine about your cat crapping on your new carpet.
  
• Whine about your dog crapping on your new carpet.
  
• Whine about your cat's constipation.
  
• Whine about your dog's constipation.
  
• Whine about your constipation.
  
• Whine about: Add your whine here._________________________________________________
  

Feel free to whine all you want, in this thread ONLY!

Have a nice day....

Boinc and SETI are not c***!

Did you read the whole post, or just the above 2 highlighted lines? Do you understand what this thread is all about?

EDIT:
Uh, I was just looking at you profile pic and started wondering. Why do those robots have a toilet plunger on the right side? Are they part of the janatorial staff?
/EDIT:

Well, actually they suck you faces with those and they kill you.

I used one of these face suckers this weekend when I saw the crap thread!

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IAS - Where Space Is Golden!

**confused**

What's a highjack? Isn't that the thing they use in garages to jack the whole car up so they can check the underbelly?

Highjacking is when someone starts spamming a thread with stuff they think is cool, and eventually the take over the thread completely. For an example, go to the Teams thread.

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**confused**

What's a highjack? Isn't that the thing they use in garages to jack the whole car up so they can check the underbelly?

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vulcans

Is that a whine or a wish....? >:-)

@Siran
He's wishing for snow tires...

Any one else here who wants their water turned into whine?

Can I still walk on it afterwards?

@Saenger
Yes, but only if you wear your water moccasins

I always thought you could only walk on it when you knew where the submerged poles were. ;)

@Ageless
The Polish embassy called. They want you to quit playing water polo with their national team. The horses keep drowning and they've lost three mallets.

You reloaded the OS on your new Bunn?

@Jim Baize
You really need to get that Bunn fetish taken care of. People are beginning to talk!

And, BTW, it's Seti BOINC's fault that that particular Chanel lipstick, I had decided to buy today was sold out!

@Fuzzy
You always said you were a medium. As such, you should be able to Chanel without lipstick. Hell, a good Ouija board should do ya.

My dog was constipated, then bit my face and crapped on my new carpet! Now I can't connect through my dial up connection and it's making me constipated!! BOINC sux!!!

@Heffed
Power down the modem and give the dog an enema. Now, DON'T MIX THAT UP. Otherwise, you'll have serious problems rebooting the dog.

My life sucks.

@Neo
Hook up a hose to it and clean the carpets. That way, you'll be miserable in a clean room, which you can then rent out for all sorts of money to chip manufacturers, who may in turn provide you with free samples.

My coffee pot took entirely too long to brew 10 cups this morning!!!

@RPMurphy
Switch to tea. I hear Trans-World Airlines makes a good tea. (Do you OWN joke with that one; my doctor advised me NOT to continue with it...)

No Sex for 4 years......That Really Blows!

@Avatar
Not my fault. They don't inflate themselves, you know! (ducking)

Did I miss anywhine, I mean anyone? :-)

I needed a good laugh.

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Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)

I hate it when people highjack my threads.

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I dedicate this thread to ALL who would like to:

• Whine about no WUs.
  
• Whine about no uploading.
  
• Whine about no downloading.
  
• Whine about how BOINC is crap.
  
• Whine about how SETI is crap.
  
• Whine about UC Berkeley.
  
• Whine about the BOINC/SETI developement team.
  
• Whine about your dial-up connection.
  
• Whine about your cat scratching you face.
  
• Whine about your dog biting your face.
  
• Whine about your cat crapping on your new carpet.
  
• Whine about your dog crapping on your new carpet.
  
• Whine about your cat's constipation.
  
• Whine about your dog's constipation.
  
• Whine about your constipation.
  
• Whine about: Add your whine here._________________________________________________
  

Feel free to whine all you want, in this thread ONLY!

Have a nice day....

Boinc and SETI are not c***!

Did you read the whole post, or just the above 2 highlighted lines? Do you understand what this thread is all about?

EDIT:
Uh, I was just looking at you profile pic and started wondering. Why do those robots have a toilet plunger on the right side? Are they part of the janatorial staff?
/EDIT:

Well, actually they suck you faces with those and they kill you.

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Last week's episode, Stewie dragging the loaded diaper. That had to be the grossest thing I've seen in a cartoon. That topped the big puking scene from the week before.

Wait, it wanders downhill from here.

Ha! I got your hat! Take that, hatless! Now go back to the quad and resume your hackey sac tourney! I'm not gonna lay down for some frat boy bastard with his damn teether sandals and his Skoal Bandits and his Abercrombie and Fitch long sleeved, open stitched, crew neck Henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his favorite downloaded Simpsons episodes every night! Yes, we all love "Mr. Plow"! Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE! That is exactly the kind of idiot you see at Taco Bell at 1 in the morning! The guy who just whiffed his way down the bar skank ladder!

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Stewie: So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

Fox Sunday (US) at 9PM ET/PT

Last week's episode, Stewie dragging the loaded diaper. That had to be the grossest thing I've seen in a cartoon. That topped the big puking scene from the week before.

Hey John....


Victory is mine!

BLAST!

Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOP! big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside.

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Stewie: So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

Fox Sunday (US) at 9PM ET/PT