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消息 136309 - 发表于:14 Jul 2005, 6:08:02 UTC - 回复消息 136305.  

Character comparisons!
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消息 136305 - 发表于:14 Jul 2005, 5:32:13 UTC - 回复消息 136300.  
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[font='Skia,Helvetica,Arial']And the both of you can go to /dev/null for your coffees![/font]

[font='courier,courier new']And I'm taking the door with me.

McDonald's coffee... I've never been so insulted in my life!...[/font]

Take the damned door and don't let it hit you in the ass on the way out!

No More Blue, Green, Red, or any color coffee for you ever! So Make like a tree and Leave! Out you Mutt (No Offense DB) Out I say and take that silly Pink Travel UGLY mug with you!



This is right, Captain, just tell him! We have suffered from his insensitive behaviour for too long, and demanding he's also! Hear him yelling and screaming for coffee, even he knows that he's supposed to make it and serve it himself, as we others don't have anything else to do! Geeezz! Spoiled brat I must say!

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And NA, getting a hissy fit, huh!?!? Tantrums won't take you anywhere except to McDonalds, where you can have Ronald McDonald playing with you!!!
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This will be the only coffee you'll have from now on!

Didn't you hear what the Captain said? Get out! And, BTW, that door isn't yours! You never payed any damage to the Captain for the damages you caused on the door and counter by pounding on it! And you never payed me any damage for the injuries, you caused me! Not even an apology! Sheeesh!




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消息 136303 - 发表于:14 Jul 2005, 4:43:11 UTC - 回复消息 136298.  

Care for some Wendy's finger coffee?

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[font='Skia,Helvetica,Arial']And the both of you can go to /dev/null for your coffees![/font]

[font='courier,courier new']And I'm taking the door with me.

McDonald's coffee... I've never been so insulted in my life!...[/font]

Take the damned door and don't let it hit you in the ass on the way out!

No More Blue, Green, Red, or any color coffee for you ever! So Make like a tree and Leave! Out you Mutt (No Offense DB) Out I say and take that silly Pink Travel UGLY mug with you!
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消息 136298 - 发表于:14 Jul 2005, 4:10:39 UTC
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[font='Skia,Helvetica,Arial']And the both of you can go to /dev/null for your coffees![/font]

[font='courier,courier new']And I'm taking the door with me.

McDonald's coffee... I've never been so insulted in my life!...[/font]
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消息 136276 - 发表于:14 Jul 2005, 2:56:44 UTC - 回复消息 136273.  
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OK...

HEY NA! IF YOUR SO BUSY THAT YOU CANT'T WALK INTO THE CAFE LIKE THE REST OF US THE GO TO MACDONALDS!
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消息 136273 - 发表于:14 Jul 2005, 2:53:41 UTC - 回复消息 136267.  

[font='courier,courier new']Looks like the workmen did a good job on the sliding door, but where's the fing drive-through?

[walks over to the workmen]
You'll have plenty time for tea... just finish off the drive-though, mmmkay?

[gets coffee and walks right into sliding door]
...amd put mofshium semfsors om botf sides of the doors...[/font]

no drive thru... express line.....inside the cafe.....you think i want you to drive in the cafe......your nuts.....


Yes, if he's allowed to drive a car inside the cafe, we'll have to seriously jump for our lives! Then a few bruises won't do it!

Just tell him, Captain, that if he's so busy that he can't walk into the cafe as we others, he can go somewhere else for his coffee! Like MacDonalds!


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[font='courier,courier new']Looks like the workmen did a good job on the sliding door, but where's the fing drive-through?

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You'll have plenty time for tea... just finish off the drive-though, mmmkay?

[gets coffee and walks right into sliding door]
...amd put mofshium semfsors om botf sides of the doors...[/font]

no drive thru... express line.....inside the cafe.....you think i want you to drive in the cafe......your nuts.....
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[font='courier,courier new']Looks like the workmen did a good job on the sliding door, but where's the fing drive-through?

[walks over to the workmen]
You'll have plenty time for tea... just finish off the drive-though, mmmkay?

[gets coffee and walks right into sliding door]
...amd put mofshium semfsors om botf sides of the doors...[/font]
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消息 136232 - 发表于:14 Jul 2005, 1:24:35 UTC - 回复消息 136009.  

Steals? That's such a politically incorrect term. I borrow without permission.
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消息 136210 - 发表于:13 Jul 2005, 23:33:04 UTC - 回复消息 136183.  

Entertainment Tonight
Introducing "The Alien Intruders "





And maybe they'll divert us with dancing a Zorba, while they're at it!




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I don't need assistance to sing Nessun Dorma. If you want something more contemporary, that might be arranged.
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消息 136183 - 发表于:13 Jul 2005, 21:50:24 UTC
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Entertainment Tonight
Introducing "The Alien Intruders "







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Well at the Cafe We all Know to stay out of the Way
I installed a Warning Light and Siren for when NA is Approching
That way we all can get the hell out of the way!


Yeah, I'm still limping after the last encounter with him! So the sirene and warning light is a very good improvement!

And if we then could get him to stop leaving tips on the counter! It ain't necessary and it only makes Misfit richer! Have you seen how Misfit is counting the money, he steals and pickpocket here over at the other boards like here and here?



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消息 135996 - 发表于:13 Jul 2005, 11:22:44 UTC - 回复消息 135992.  



Ever notice that the express lane usually takes longer to get through than the regular lanes?



Well at the Cafe We all Know to stay out of the Way
I installed a Warning Light and Siren for when NA is Approching
That way we all can get the hell out of the way!
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消息 135992 - 发表于:13 Jul 2005, 11:12:43 UTC - 回复消息 135977.  

OK We Are Open after Repairs to the Door, We Installed A new Express Lane
for some of our inconsiderate Patrons (NA) who crash in to everyone
and everything just to get their Caffeine fix.


Ever notice that the express lane usually takes longer to get through than the regular lanes?



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消息 135991 - 发表于:13 Jul 2005, 11:09:23 UTC - 回复消息 135977.  

Hopefully not this door



that's being installed!


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OK We Are Open after Repairs to the Door, We Installed A new Express Lane
for some of our inconsiderate Patrons (NA) who crash in to everyone
and everything just to get their Caffeine fix.

Enjoy!

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