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Message 134527 - Posted: 9 Jul 2005, 1:22:26 UTC - in response to Message 134316.  

You'll have to serve yourself, I can't walk! Help me up and put me on that chair! I think I've sprained both my left elbow and left knee! Ouch, my back hurts from the fall! Hand me the bandages, please, I need to apply plasters to the wounds and bruises!
Ouch! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Battling with me will do that to a person. :P
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Message 134526 - Posted: 9 Jul 2005, 1:21:35 UTC - in response to Message 134295.  

[font='courier,courier new'][rips the door off its hinges, runs over the customers on the way to the percolator, injects 137-proof Colombian caffeine into vein, leaves a $5 tip, and races out][/font]

::Pockets the 5 bucks::
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Message 134439 - Posted: 8 Jul 2005, 22:11:26 UTC - in response to Message 134423.  

[happy and smiling mode on]
Hiya Tim
Hiya CR
I just wanted to warn ya .....
I think .. Misfit is hiding in the dark corner of The SETI café ....

getting .. ready to pounce .... Look out !!!!!


I know he is not a cat, Misfit is a litle red haired boy full of
well... Mischief.....
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Message 134423 - Posted: 8 Jul 2005, 20:42:32 UTC
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[happy and smiling mode on]



Hiya Tim

Hiya CR



I just wanted to warn ya .....



I think .. Misfit is hiding in the dark corner of The SETI café ....

getting .. ready to pounce .... Look out !!!!!
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Message 134417 - Posted: 8 Jul 2005, 19:56:04 UTC - in response to Message 134410.  

[quote]There needs to be a sticker that reads, "Misfit was here."



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Message 134378 - Posted: 8 Jul 2005, 18:30:06 UTC - in response to Message 134371.  
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Byron,

I don't know if I'm Ok yet!

And next time use that cane to hit NA! Yes, he's a cool dude, but he's too ignorant of other peoples feelings sometimes!

Hurry up, grap that 10 bucks note, I've seen Misfit around, so it's a question of time before he gets in here!!!





[happy and smiling mode on]



Ya ... you're right ... NA is one cool dude .... in his heart he means well .. NA is an OK guy .

it's just when he needs his caffeine fix.

I better grab that $10 ... before misfit .. or am I too late ?




fuzzy I grab the $10 .... before Misfit could get it ... sorry Misfit ... heee

and I got my walking cane already to go.
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Message 134375 - Posted: 8 Jul 2005, 18:26:54 UTC - in response to Message 134371.  
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[happy and smiling mode on]



Fuzzy , if your injuries don't get better .... injuries caused by NA running out of the café

and you need a personal injuries Lawyer

Tom is an excellent Lawyer

Tom I admire .... Louis Nizer ... But I definitely think ... you are the better Lawyer

[url=http://www.law.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/rosenb/ROS_BNIZ.HTM ]<B> MY Life in Court, by Louis Nizer</B>[/url]

but ..... NA is one cool dude .... in his heart he means well .. NA is an OK guy ...it's just when he needs his caffeine fix
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Message 134366 - Posted: 8 Jul 2005, 18:13:10 UTC - in response to Message 134341.  
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[happy and smiling mode on]
Yes indeed , I also got run over by NA

fuzzy are you going to be OK ???

Fuzzy , I had a diet coke and apple pie , I left a $ 10 .. donation

Fuzzy , what do think about this idea :

donations ... half to operating cost of café ----- half to some worthy Charity ... that we could all agree on ??


Hi Byron!

I'm sorry you were run over by NA, he can be pretty violent when he's in a hurry to get his coffee! But I'm sure he didn't mean any harm!
I think I'm going to be OK, but we'll see later! If I get permanent injuries, I'll have to discuss damage with NA later!

Hurry up, Byron, grab that 10 $ note imidiately, Misfit will snatch it as soon as he arrives! There are no costs here, and all are for free, so you don't have to chip in to anything here!

I've already donated to charity but if you and other here will donate, I think Make Poverty History will be a good choice!




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Fuzzy ... I'm glad and happy that you will be OK

I have to use a cane for a while .. but I'll be OK

Ya ... you're right ... NA is one cool dude .... in his heart he means well

it's just when he needs his caffeine fix.

I better grab that $10 ... before misfit .. or am I too late ?



I think Make Poverty History will be a good choice!


Yes I agree Fuzzy ........ the above is an .... excellent Choice.
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Message 134340 - Posted: 8 Jul 2005, 17:40:54 UTC - in response to Message 134322.  

Tom .... did you get your ice Tea ???



Yes, but it wasn't enough caffine, so I'm back to Iced Coffee . . . ah! You didn't see me because I'm off in the corner--avoiding the doorway in case NA comes back--what with the door off its hinges and all!
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Message 134322 - Posted: 8 Jul 2005, 16:58:41 UTC - in response to Message 134316.  
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What the HELL was that?

The strangest things happen here. Oh, waitperson, it going to be hot, hot, hot today, so how about a nice tall Iced Tea (you thought I was going to say Iced Coffee, huh). And none of that flavored Jasmine/Passion Fruit/etc. crap, just plain old brewed Iced Tea.

I know what I like.


Ouch!! [Rubbing bruises on elbows and knees from being pushed and knocked down by NA!]

You'll have to serve yourself, I can't walk! Help me up and put me on that chair! I think I've sprained both my left elbow and left knee! Ouch, my back hurts from the fall! Hand me the bandages, please, I need to apply plasters to the wounds and bruises!


Ouch! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!








[happy and smiling mode on]




Yes indeed , I also got run over by NA

fuzzy are you going to be OK ???

Fuzzy , I had a diet coke and apple pie , I left a $ 10 .. donation

Fuzzy , what do think about this idea :

donations ... half to operating cost of café ----- half to some worthy Charity ... that we could all agree on ??

Tom .... did you get your ice Tea ???


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Message 134307 - Posted: 8 Jul 2005, 16:06:38 UTC

What the HELL was that?

The strangest things happen here. Oh, waitperson, it going to be hot, hot, hot today, so how about a nice tall Iced Tea (you thought I was going to say Iced Coffee, huh). And none of that flavored Jasmine/Passion Fruit/etc. crap, just plain old brewed Iced Tea.

I know what I like.
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Message 134295 - Posted: 8 Jul 2005, 15:26:00 UTC

[font='courier,courier new'][rips the door off its hinges, runs over the customers on the way to the percolator, injects 137-proof Colombian caffeine into vein, leaves a $5 tip, and races out][/font]
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Message 134142 - Posted: 8 Jul 2005, 4:33:22 UTC
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There needs to be a sticker that reads, "Misfit was here."
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Message 134141 - Posted: 8 Jul 2005, 4:32:51 UTC - in response to Message 134023.  

This coming from a person with herpes infested chiggers running around his cotton balls.

Packing up for the big move I came across an unopened bag of cotton balls. I thought of CA and laughed! Maybe I'll draw a happy face on it and name it Timmy.

Kiss My Butt Misfert...

Butt Timmy, your crack is so much larger in real life!
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Message 134023 - Posted: 7 Jul 2005, 23:49:11 UTC - in response to Message 133895.  

This coming from a person with herpes infested chiggers running around his cotton balls.

Packing up for the big move I came across an unopened bag of cotton balls. I thought of CA and laughed! Maybe I'll draw a happy face on it and name it Timmy.


Kiss My Butt Misfert...

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Message 133895 - Posted: 7 Jul 2005, 19:07:26 UTC - in response to Message 133744.  

This coming from a person with herpes infested chiggers running around his cotton balls.

Packing up for the big move I came across an unopened bag of cotton balls. I thought of CA and laughed! Maybe I'll draw a happy face on it and name it Timmy.
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Message 133790 - Posted: 7 Jul 2005, 15:59:27 UTC - in response to Message 133744.  


Sorry's don't get it, we already had one illicit affair with that Horny Cat producing Purple elephants with an amorous wolf!. I just cant stand the thought of Creapers running all over t the joint, All of the Glow like they were from Hell...And the Noise they make sounds like a bull Moose in heat!


This coming from a person with herpes infested chiggers running around his cotton balls.



Least I don't have purple Paciderm/wolf sperm and mate with cats...

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Message 133744 - Posted: 7 Jul 2005, 13:50:21 UTC - in response to Message 133490.  


Sorry's don't get it, we already had one illicit affair with that Horny Cat producing Purple elephants with an amorous wolf!. I just cant stand the thought of Creapers running all over t the joint, All of the Glow like they were from Hell...And the Noise they make sounds like a bull Moose in heat!


This coming from a person with herpes infested chiggers running around his cotton balls.


I'd rather speak my mind because it hurts too much to bite my tongue.

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Message 133510 - Posted: 7 Jul 2005, 0:31:50 UTC - in response to Message 133440.  

you can have one of Misfit's beers, I don't think he drank them all

I backwashed in that.
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Message 133500 - Posted: 7 Jul 2005, 0:20:58 UTC - in response to Message 133490.  

Sorry's don't get it, we already had one illicit affair with that Horny Cat producing Purple elephants with an amorous wolf!. I just cant stand the thought of Creapers running all over t the joint, All of the Glow like they were from Hell...And the Noise they make sounds like a bull Moose in heat!


OK. I deserved that Cap'n. I'll try to be a little more Vulcan and a little less Jem'Hadar.
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