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Message 135365 - Posted: 11 Jul 2005, 1:19:41 UTC - in response to Message 135352.  


Knowing that Fuzzy wouldn't enter a bad link I decided to stick around and get the evil eye.
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Message 135355 - Posted: 11 Jul 2005, 1:06:17 UTC

I heard Rocky is our Guest Chef for the week, Not only does he cook,
He Sings and Does a Floor Show for the Ladies (Including the Full Monte).....
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Message 135343 - Posted: 10 Jul 2005, 23:53:37 UTC - in response to Message 135257.  

Rocky's here all week! Try the veal!
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Message 135342 - Posted: 10 Jul 2005, 23:52:23 UTC - in response to Message 135236.  

*GETTING TOO MUCH E-MAIL MAY BOG YOU DOWN BUT AT LEAST YOU KNOW YOU HAVE FRIENDS WHO ARE THINKING OF YOU.

Heh I can think of a troll where that isn't the case ;)
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Message 135309 - Posted: 10 Jul 2005, 21:44:38 UTC
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he Good Morning to all

a speziall to me....

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Message 135277 - Posted: 10 Jul 2005, 20:31:17 UTC - in response to Message 135203.  

Ok I have cleaned up the Place a little,, Guys please Lift the seat when Peeing, and PLease Lets keep the Mating between Species to a minimum.....


I'll try to remember that.
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Message 135271 - Posted: 10 Jul 2005, 20:19:33 UTC - in response to Message 135257.  





Now that I have said my piece Cap....you cleaned up to well, I can't find my Jack!

Ha ha....

Thank the Rowdy's for that, The Liqueur Store doesn't open till Monday, But we have lots of other Liquors available to ya. Just get up and get some. Remember it's all free and no tips are necessary!

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Message 135257 - Posted: 10 Jul 2005, 20:05:09 UTC
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Nine times when using the "f" word was probably acceptable:


9. "What the @#$% was that?" -- Mayor of Hiroshima,1945



8. "Where did all those @#$% Indians come from?" -- Custer, 1877



7. "Any @#$% idiot could understand that." -- Einstein, 1938



6. "It does so @#$% look like her!" --Picasso, 1926



5. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" -- Pythagoras, 126 BC



4. "You want WHAT on the @#$% ceiling?" -- Michelangelo, 1566



3. "Where the @#$% are we?" -- Amelia Earhart, 1937



2. "Scattered @#$% showers.... My ass!" -- Noah, 4314 BC



1. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" -- Bill Clinton, 1999



Now that I have said my piece Cap....you cleaned up to well, I can't find my Jack!
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Message 135236 - Posted: 10 Jul 2005, 19:17:26 UTC

BE THANKFUL FOR:

*THE SPOT YOU FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT BECAUSE
IT MEANS YOU ARE CAPABLE OF WALKING.

*THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY BECAUSE IT MEANS YOU HAVE
BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS.

*THE TAXES YOU PAY BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT YOU ARE EMPLOYED.

*THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG BECAUSE IT MEANS YOU
HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT.

*THE SHADOW WHO WATCHED YOU WORK BECAUSE IT MEANS YOU ARE OUT
IN THE SUNSHINE.

*A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING, WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING AND
GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING BECAUSE IT MEANS YOU HAVE A HOME.

*YOUR HUGE HEATING BILL BECAUSE IT MEANS YOU ARE WARM.

*THE LADY BEHIND YOU IN CHURCH WHO SINGS OFF KEY BECAUSE IT
MEANS THAT YOU CAN HEAR.

*THE PILES OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING BECAUSE IT MEANS YOU HAVE
CLOTHES TO WEAR.

*THE ALARM THAT GOES OFF IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS BECAUSE
IT MEANS YOU ARE ALIVE.

*WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES AT THE END OF THE DAY BECAUSE
IT MEANS YOU HAVE BEEN PRODUCTIVE.

*GETTING TOO MUCH E-MAIL MAY BOG YOU DOWN BUT AT LEAST YOU
KNOW YOU HAVE FRIENDS WHO ARE THINKING OF YOU.

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Message 135203 - Posted: 10 Jul 2005, 17:17:56 UTC
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Ok I have cleaned up the Place a little,, Guys please Lift the seat when Peeing, and PLease Lets keep the Mating between Species to a minimum.....
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Message 135028 - Posted: 10 Jul 2005, 5:16:54 UTC - in response to Message 135018.  
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When it rains it pours.
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Message 135018 - Posted: 10 Jul 2005, 3:32:07 UTC
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Rain.
Here in May- when the first rain comes-
After the dry winter
Office buildings, hardware stores, roadside bars, beauty salons
And homesteads big and small
Empty out
For you must get wet
On the first rain of May
Or the spirit of it is-
That you'll just dry out

The birds, the pigs,the goats, the cows and horses
The Earth- boy does IT love the rain
And the people know what blessings
The rain brings...cc

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Message 135011 - Posted: 10 Jul 2005, 3:11:42 UTC
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Closed until further notice.

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Message 134850 - Posted: 9 Jul 2005, 20:40:07 UTC - in response to Message 134849.  
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[quote
It is pouring and dosn't seem to want to stop. It is very depressing, If I take my dog out for some excersise, He takes hours to dry, Wet Dog smell no good. Of course Indy loves water..... This rain reminds me of Oregon and Washington.

Can you imagine People are moving to Florida at a rate of 300,000 a year. How can it be Paradise if they constantly are hit with hurricans. It's back up to cat 2.
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It rained so hard here in Mount Vernon, WA last night that I lost the signal to my dish for a couple of hours. Five minutes was the previous record.[/quote]

I lived in Vancover, WA for 10 months and I don't know how you can stand it!
I took the first transfer out of there.

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Message 134849 - Posted: 9 Jul 2005, 20:34:12 UTC - in response to Message 134833.  
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Hi Captain

Hi fuzzy

Tim sorry to here about your bad weather
here in Vancouver / Canada ... a nice cool gentle breeze ...
18 degrees Celsius .... I think that's ... approx. 60 degrees ... Fahrenheit .... not sure ?
those poor people in Florida ... has the hurricane hit yet ? ... I'll turn om CNN .... to see the latest info.

Happy Saturday to all

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It is pouring and dosn't seem to want to stop. It is very depressing, If I take my dog out for some excersise, He takes hours to dry, Wet Dog smell no good. Of course Indy loves water..... This rain reminds me of Oregon and Washington.

Can you imagine People are moving to Florida at a rate of 300,000 a year. How can it be Paradise if they constantly are hit with hurricans. It's back up to cat 2.


It rained so hard here in Mount Vernon, WA last night that I lost the signal to my dish for a couple of hours. Five minutes was the previous record.
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Message 134833 - Posted: 9 Jul 2005, 19:30:35 UTC - in response to Message 134811.  
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Hi Captain

Hi fuzzy

Tim sorry to here about your bad weather
here in Vancouver / Canada ... a nice cool gentle breeze ...
18 degrees Celsius .... I think that's ... approx. 60 degrees ... Fahrenheit .... not sure ?
those poor people in Florida ... has the hurricane hit yet ? ... I'll turn om CNN .... to see the latest info.

Happy Saturday to all

:)



It is pouring and dosn't seem to want to stop. It is very depressing, If I take my dog out for some excersise, He takes hours to dry, Wet Dog smell no good. Of course Indy loves water..... This rain reminds me of Oregon and Washington.

Can you imagine People are moving to Florida at a rate of 300,000 a year. How can it be Paradise if they constantly are hit with hurricans. It's back up to cat 2.

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Message 134811 - Posted: 9 Jul 2005, 18:13:54 UTC - in response to Message 134798.  
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Happy summerday to all!
Click the headline






Sucks hear, No daylight for two days, Rainy and Humid....



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Hi Captain

Hi fuzzy

Tim sorry to here about your bad weather
here in Vancouver / Canada ... a nice cool gentle breeze ...
18 degrees Celsius .... I think that's ... approx. 60 degrees ... Fahrenheit .... not sure ?
those poor people in Florida ... has the hurricane hit yet ? ... I'll turn om CNN .... to see the latest info.

Happy Saturday to all

:)


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Message 134798 - Posted: 9 Jul 2005, 17:47:48 UTC - in response to Message 134768.  

Happy summerday to all!
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Sucks hear, No daylight for two days, Rainy and Humid....
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Message 134644 - Posted: 9 Jul 2005, 4:37:29 UTC - in response to Message 134629.  

I might have 50 cents coming to me.

Not if I'm the money courier.

Not anymore you allowed someone to upchuck in your pocket
and now you have to clean it. Then they will throw you in Jail for money laundering!

That was a feline fantasy. That never happened. My pockets are doublelined anyway. :P
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Message 134629 - Posted: 9 Jul 2005, 4:18:42 UTC - in response to Message 134621.  

I might have 50 cents coming to me.

Not if I'm the money courier.



Not anymore you allowed someone to upchuck in your pocket
and now you have to clean it. Then they will throw you in Jail for money laundering!
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