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Message 120605 - Posted: 8 Jun 2005, 13:00:37 UTC - in response to Message 120444.  

ya gotta wonder when someone spams the PQ group, leaving her valid email and IP address, along with her home address.


I can think of one who'll regret this sincerely!!! LOLLLL!!!!



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Message 120445 - Posted: 8 Jun 2005, 3:49:50 UTC - in response to Message 120444.  

ya gotta wonder when someone spams the PQ group, leaving her valid email and IP address, along with her home address.



Really....
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Message 120444 - Posted: 8 Jun 2005, 3:48:36 UTC

ya gotta wonder when someone spams the PQ group, leaving her valid email and IP address, along with her home address.
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Message 119691 - Posted: 6 Jun 2005, 4:00:54 UTC

[font='fixedsys,courier']x86 registers. Just plain dumb. Why AX, CX, and DX are so idiosyncratic is proof of how dumb it is...[/font]
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Message 119424 - Posted: 5 Jun 2005, 19:06:01 UTC

Standing in a parking lot on a hot day waiting for a tow truck when there is an open restaurant 50 feet away... ohhhhh wait never mind....



I'd rather speak my mind because it hurts too much to bite my tongue.

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Message 119422 - Posted: 5 Jun 2005, 19:03:41 UTC

On mouse and rat poison:

'Not to be fed to pet rodents'
randomthoughts:
I glide upon the evening and dance upon the dawn with Sirius asmy guide and Canopus asmy friend

Some fear the dark but with friends like Orion,Cygnus and Andromeda one needs no fear

To me nature was mute, until i saw the stars
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Message 119395 - Posted: 5 Jun 2005, 17:57:30 UTC

The card they have people read if they sit in an exit isle on the plane.

"You must be able to read English."


I'd rather speak my mind because it hurts too much to bite my tongue.

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Message 119161 - Posted: 5 Jun 2005, 6:42:21 UTC

Note on the American Airlines AAdvantage web site: "Non-refundable tickets cannot be refunded."
THE MOTHER OF FOOLS IS ALWAYS PREGNANT

I'M TROLLING FOR FOOLS. THIS MUST BE THE PLACE!
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Message 119091 - Posted: 5 Jun 2005, 4:37:00 UTC

I'm wondering where the Bushisms are in this thread.

Nov. 2, 2000, SEATTLE --
"If you don't stand for anything, you don't standfor anything!"
Gov. George W. Bush said to a packed rally at Bellevue Community College on Tuesday night.

"A surplus means there'll be money left over. Otherwise, it wouldn't be called a surplus."
-- Kalamazoo, MI 10/27/2000

"There ought to be limits to freedom. We're aware of the site, and this guy is just a garbage man."
-Bush, commenting on the website http://www.gwbush.com

"Drug therapies are replacing a lot of medicines as we used to know it."

"I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun."

"I have a different vision of leadership. A leadership is someone who brings people together."

I'll leave you to read the rest of the pages after this:

"This is a world that is much more uncertain than the past.
In the past we were certain, we were certain it was us versus the Russians in the past. We were certain, and therefore we had huge nuclear arsenals aimed at each other to keep the peace. That's what we were certain of. ... You see, even though it's an uncertain world, we're certain of some things. We're certain that even though the 'evil empire' may have passed, evil still remains. We're certain there are people that can't stand what America stands for. ... We're certain there are madmen in this world, and there's terror, and there's missiles and I'm certain of this, too: I'm certain to maintain the peace, we better have a military of high morale, and I'm certain that under this administration, morale in the military is dangerously low."
— Albuquerque, N.M., the Washington Post, May 31, 2000
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Message 119050 - Posted: 5 Jun 2005, 2:57:45 UTC - in response to Message 118950.  

[font='fixedsys,courier']Flame-seekers. .o0(You've gotta agree on this one)[/font]

Ok, you got me there.

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Message 118950 - Posted: 4 Jun 2005, 22:39:01 UTC - in response to Message 118946.  
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[font='fixedsys,courier']Flame-seekers. .o0(You've gotta agree on this one)[/font]
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Message 118946 - Posted: 4 Jun 2005, 22:27:08 UTC - in response to Message 118945.  

Procrastinators.

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Message 118945 - Posted: 4 Jun 2005, 22:26:00 UTC - in response to Message 118936.  

[font='fixedsys,courier']Lousy comebacks.[/font]
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Message 118936 - Posted: 4 Jun 2005, 22:17:30 UTC - in response to Message 118897.  

Jealousy.
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Message 118917 - Posted: 4 Jun 2005, 22:04:30 UTC - in response to Message 118897.  

[font='fixedsys,courier']People whose notion of individuality is limited to changing the eyecolor of an alien.

People who continuously spawn new threads about the servers being down.

People who spawn people - Bad idea.[/font]


Sounds like a fresh pot of coffee is needed!




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Message 118897 - Posted: 4 Jun 2005, 21:32:46 UTC

[font='fixedsys,courier']People whose notion of individuality is limited to changing the eyecolor of an alien.

People who continuously spawn new threads about the servers being down.

People who spawn people - Bad idea.[/font]
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Message 118868 - Posted: 4 Jun 2005, 20:48:31 UTC

People who continuously spawn new threads about their politics when there is already a thread clearly marked for those political topics.
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Message 118860 - Posted: 4 Jun 2005, 20:25:32 UTC

'The man who lives next door is dead'
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I glide upon the evening and dance upon the dawn with Sirius asmy guide and Canopus asmy friend

Some fear the dark but with friends like Orion,Cygnus and Andromeda one needs no fear

To me nature was mute, until i saw the stars
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Message 118842 - Posted: 4 Jun 2005, 19:44:24 UTC
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"Newcueler" -George Dubya Bush, Pres. (Many, many times.)
" " " -Gene Hackmen, actor (Also many times)
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Message 118800 - Posted: 4 Jun 2005, 18:46:50 UTC

“We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur.” –Al Gore, VP

“Traditionally, most of Australia’s imports come from overseas.” –Keppel Enderbery

“Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.” –Department of Social Services,Greenville, South Carolina

“If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there’ll be a record.” –Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman.

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