Heh Fuzzyball, just kidding. :)

Although if you start thinking about a labtop, it should be either on top of a laboratory or a labrador. Doubting that your lady boss will have a dog in the same house you are in, I scratched off that option.

Sitting around with a puffed up tail, shiny but highly visible razor sharp nails and then needing to type sharp comments on here all the time, while looking over your shoulder for that rabid dog, must be an exhausting thing to do. Good thing it isn't so. :)

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> I want a labtop! 'specially when you have a sitch' like this...
>

Oh yes, and I also saw USB cables with colored lightning plugs!!

So, for next Christmass we don't need any Christmass trees, we just can use our labtops with the colored lighting cables and plugs! Merry Christmass, everybody!

Hey, who can write a short story about geek computer guy's Christmass??? The one before he met the "voice" and had kids that don't look like him!!!

My God, my sleepdeprevation has made me silly!!!!

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"I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me

I want a labtop! 'specially when you have a sitch' like this...

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> > Still sitting with my labtop here
> That's a new one to me. Is that a special one for explosive laboratories? ;)
>

Now now, Ageless, don't mock me! Yes, this one can feel very explosive at times, or at least when I see some of the nonsense presented by some here in this thread!!

My laptop is a cute little thingy.... ;-)

Specially when I can use it for comments to you!

Fuzzyball

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"I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me

> Still sitting with my labtop here
That's a new one to me. Is that a special one for explosive laboratories? ;)

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A lemon twist. With ice. And one of those little umbrellas in your glass.

[sssip!] Eww...

I think I'll go back to regular coffee...

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whoa....this isn't a dime store novel....just putting a different twist on things. :)

RNV

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> With your permission, RNV (And I'm sure a Synergist would indulge)...

A lovely, soft voice on other end of the line assures him that the order will be fine and delivered ahead of schedule. Amazed by the reply, Computer Boy is stunned even further when he hears himself ask the Voice out for a drink, for he, very much like his Earl Grey tea, is hot. The Voice replies...

Thank you for using this automated voice recognition service.

>

Another "I got a rock!"day, huh?

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"I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me

>
> geez....a very depressing scenario. with your permission, ms. hollynoodles, a
> change. geek computer guy orders some computer parts; order is messed up (so
> what else is new?); gcg calls store. lovely, soft voice on other end assures
> him order will be fine and delivered ot. gcg takes a chance and asks "voice"
> out for a drink. they meet later, have lively, fun time and.....oh oh. my
> cherry cobbler has to come out of the oven. later...:)
>
> RNV
>

No no! It's not so bad, he can avoid this by learning from other's mistakes!

And, I'm not scared away, am I? Still sitting with my labtop here, with my cobblers all fine, waiting for my next geek computer guy to talk shop with!

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"I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me

With your permission, RNV (And I'm sure a Synergist would indulge)...

A lovely, soft voice on other end of the line assures him that the order will be fine and delivered ahead of schedule. Amazed by the reply, Computer Boy is stunned even further when he hears himself ask the Voice out for a drink, for he, very much like his Earl Grey tea, is hot. The Voice replies...

Thank you for using this automated voice recognition service.

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>....
> and I'm neither liberal nor French. I won't give up.
>
> .
>

Why not? You're nothing but a loser.

> Let me tell you about your future, kiddo: Ten years from now you'll find
> yourself still single, living all your life in company with your computers. If
> you decide to marry someone, because you need someone to take care of your
> laundry, you'll marry one, your mother set you up with, or one, you order from
> a mailorder company from Asia or the Eastern Europe.
>
> On your honeymoon you'll answer the phone when your company call, and after a
> little while, you'll find yourself more at home at your work, as there're no
> reproachful looks at you! And she'll soon learn how to spend all the money,
> you earn, by herself, going out shopping with her girlfriends, going on
> restaurants with her girlfriends, going out in general with her girlfriends!
>
> And if you have children, you can't be sure you're the father, as she might
> have been out with, not a girlfriend, but.... .oO(fill in the blanks!) So when
> you see your children look a little different than you would have expected,
> with no traits from your family, you'll just think that it must be dominant
> traits from her family!
>
> And if she doesn't divorce you after a while, you'll most probably die young
> of a heartattack..... But, what the heck, she'll be a rich widow, so she'll
> soon find someone who's NOT in the IT business! ;-)
>

geez....a very depressing scenario. with your permission, ms. hollynoodles, a change. geek computer guy orders some computer parts; order is messed up (so what else is new?); gcg calls store. lovely, soft voice on other end assures him order will be fine and delivered ot. gcg takes a chance and asks "voice" out for a drink. they meet later, have lively, fun time and.....oh oh. my cherry cobbler has to come out of the oven. later...:)

RNV

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> No that is not sufficent.
>
> Since he can't link to my images, he's edited his signature to include my
> personal information and his profile is still linking to my website.
>
> I told you, I will settle for nothing less than having the imposters account
> edited or closed.
>
> Now I ask you, what is the point in "tattling" to a mod when you won't do your
> job?
>
> .
>

I KNEW it was you, you little boy!

Wow! You figured it out, didn't you. 'round of applause for the dumbass who gives me credit for being the greatest hacker since the Benson & Hedges incident.

That was sarcastic, in case you couldn't tell.

You're barking up so many wrong trees, I don't know whether to call you "MegaByte" or "FleaBitten". Maybe you should go back to reading your Sams 24 crash-course on TCP/IP and OSI. Here's a better idea: I hear it's great weather out on the Bayou. Why don't you go out to your local kiosk and buy yourself a copy of 2600? You'll learn a thing or two about things you only think you know. Maybe you'll find out what the Benson & Hedges incident is in the first place... But why on earth would take advice from people who know better, right?

So why don'cha have a refreshing cup of STFU and fix your damn code!

Have a nice day.

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> How many DAYS has this been going on now?
> ≈48hrs.
>
> How many more will it continue?
>

NOT ENOUGH INPUTS

Do you mean until you get the right answer or
> until you give up?
>
> .o0(Hmm... sounded kinda sarcastic...)

Not at all!!


The shunned implies that you were not in Codeland the past several days?

Hmmmm.. I wonder who it was your coworkers spent their time with then??? Your evil twin???

I think the shunned has a poltergeist in his computer!!!

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"I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me

How many DAYS has this been going on now?
≈48hrs.

How many more will it continue?

NOT ENOUGH INPUTS

Do you mean until you get the right answer or until you give up?

.o0(Hmm... sounded kinda sarcastic...)

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> been there done that!
>

Me too! Just from the other side!

<li>Being subscribed from Asia or Easter Europe, not check!
<li>Being on honeymoon as newly wed, and company called, check! Husband answered the phone, check!
<li>Being a trophy wife, check!
<li>Learned to spend money, check!
<li>Learned to spend time with girlfriends, check!
<li>Went out with girlfriends shopping, to restaurants, in general, check!
<li>Went out with .oO(fill in the blanks), check!
<li>Had children with no trait from husband, not check!
<li>Divorced as a relatively rich lady, check!

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"I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me

been there done that!

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> You?
> Plonked??
> Nah!
>

Phew!!!

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"I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me

You?
Plonked??
Nah!

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