Profile: Mark Morris

Personal background
Employment : Law Enforcement

Hobbies : Mycology, Mad Science, Outdoor Activity.

Dream : Finding little green women who will promptly remove me from this total waste of a planet that I may become a steward to their world and recieve the honor I deserve.... LOL

Age : Old Fart

Marital Status : She's half my age with big beautifull eyes and an inocent little girl face, I need better technology to extend my life so I can explore the entire cosmos with her.
Thoughts about SETI and SETI@home
I want to run SETI at home because humanity is nothing but a parasitical fungus destroying it's own environment. I'm sure there are other beings who know better and I wish to defect to their community.

My Views... Quit wasting you time w/ radio waves! Use powerfull lazers, no, skip that, build a gravity amplifier and speak with them in real time. Forget the speed of light crap, don't limit you thinking. Have you sucessfuly clocked gravity yet ?

Other Suggestions : Alter the trajectory of Europa and put it in a tight binary orbit with Mars. In less than 20 years Mars will have deep oceans.
Match Mars' gravity to that of Earth by throwing a few more Jovians into the mix and you will have a spare planet. IT'S TIME TO BACK UP YOU HARD DRIVES PEOPLE.

Stop breeding uncontrolably! There are better ways to fix social security...
Need I go on ?
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