Profile: CosmicKnot

Personal background
I like candy, chocolate, and your mom. One time I went fishing and accidently ate a spider. I have been raising lemmings now for 10 years and now I'm down to 4 left. They just keep dying. I think it's horrible to throw a sack of puppies in a river. It's not a matter if believing life is out there for me, cause I got a alien space craft in my back yard, it's inside the hellmouth. In case you are wondering the hellmouth spews evil. I dont have a picture because im not real.
Thoughts about SETI and SETI@home
I know alien life exists, they talk to me all the time. It's hard to understand them, and they show extreme interest in my lemmings. They wanted to have babies with me but I told them no, because if we had babies the goverment would just kill them. If the government doesnt kill them a religious bomber would. Getting aliens to communicate with us would be suicidal because it would bring about the end of the world according to the prophesy. Even if it wasnt the end of the world people would start killing each other, because they would think it means something. Also, if aliens came here they would try to kill us so we would have to defend ourselves first, meaning we should put nuclear weapons in space oh and as my friend just reminded me chemical weapons in space. If an asteroid were about to hit us we could explode all the weapons at once to move the earth out of the way. then we should collect the asteroids and drill them for oil.
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