Profile: EDDIE TWO PAWS

Personal background
Stranded on Earth following the failure of his hyper-improbability drive
(The equivalent of an EDS design?) Eddie, cunningly disguised as a glove puppet, currently resides with his handler, a senior UK government I.T./TELECOM guru. Eddie, whose ego matches his large conk, states that he in fact solves all the difficult network problems!

Eddie’s ambition is to win the lottery, followed by world domination! His favourite place is Scotland, which he intends to buy when he wins the lottery.

Eddie maintains that he has cultivated friendships with many rich oil sheiks but had a falling out with his former friend Richard Branson after Richard accused him of sabotaging one of his around the world balloon attempts!

Very fond of earth women, Eddie likes nothing better than to relax by a loch surrounded by young lovelies, glass of malt in paw.
Thoughts about SETI and SETI@home
I know my relatives are out there but this planet is too good for them!
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