| Personal background |
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I'm human, despite what the voices say. I currently live in London but I think I came from somewhere much farther away.. possibly Hastings on the south coast... it's pretty far away and the people there are strange (they wear a lot of shoes).
My ambition in life is to prove that the government is hiding the truth about mineral water powered space flight... yes, space flight powered only by the bubbles from the carbonated waters of France... it's true! |
| Thoughts about SETI and SETI@home |
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I think extraterrestrials do exist. I believe they walk amongst us. I've seen them. They have the bodies of ants and the heads of goats (or chickens... they can swap them around). The only way to stop them taking over is if you wear a tinfoil hat... although you must be careful not to get peanut butter in the ham-salad matrix..that would be bad.. very bad. If you accidentally get peanut butter in the ham-salad matrix, the only thing you can do is introduce pimento loaf and hope that this untested remedy stops the collapse of the space-time continuum.
I have to go now, it's time for my medication. |
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