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In order for you to get to know who I am,These are the significant experiences that I have had,or accomplishments that I have realised,that have helped to define me as a person. I am a dynamic figure,often seen scaling walls and crushing ice with my bare hands. I write award-winning operas,I manage my time efficiently. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing. I cook thirty-minute brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco,a veteran in love,and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe,I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I’m bored,I build large suspension bridges in my yard. On Wednesdays after work,I repair electrical appliances free of charge for disadvantaged families. I am an abstract artist,a concrete analyst,and a ruthless bookie. I don’t perspire. I am a private citizen,yet I receive fan mail. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost,Moby Dick and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations with the CIA. I sleep once a week. When I do sleep,I sleep in a chair. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance,I weave,I dodge,I frolic,and my bills are all paid. On weekends,to let off steam,I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan,cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka,and played chess at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet,I have performed open-heart surgery,and I have spoken with Elvis.
Thanks for asking. Regards Scott |
| Thoughts about SETI and SETI@home |
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Do you think extraterrestrial life exists? YES
What are the possible benefits and dangers of such a discovery? FOR THE SAME REASONS MAN HAS ALWAYS BEEN AN EXPLORER.
Should humans transmit a beacon for others to find? YES
If so, what information should we send? ELVIS - ARE YOU LONELY TONIGHT.
Why do you run SETI@home? TO BE A PART OF THIS FANTASTIC EXPLORATION
What are your views about the project? EXCITEMENT
Any suggestions? NEVER, NEVER, NEVER GIVE UP...(Sir Winston Churchill) |
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