Profile: Captain Dangerplates

Personal background
I have gone through many phases of life, currently I am in my 0 phase.
The profile below was written 7 years ago and pushed aside.
Some things have changed, some have not.
No longer making cable access shows, yet still working there.
Still hoping for life outside of Earth, for, reasons...
Leaving old profile info, just as a reminder of how much I may or may not have progressed as a sentient being. :P

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Hello, I am 32 years old and play a Bear on a Community Access Television show in Erie, PA.
I am currently a production assistant in a local television station in Erie.
I do not have a life so I do a puppet show and dress up like a bear in my spare time.
It's really the only thing keeping me in this forsaken land of lust and politics we call Pennsylvania...
I'm not really nuts, but cashews are ok. :)
I do want to believe that there is life out there other than our own.
Just the hope that there are technologies, peoples, cures, and transportation that we have never dreamed of, makes it worth the search.
Nuff said, word to yo mommy...

I seriously think that we would be crazy to believe that we are the only life out here.
The odds are just wayyyyyyy too far against that theory.
So here we sit, broken hearted, tried to find life out there, but only proved that we are insane. Wha?

As you can see, I take nothing seriously, though this project comes close.
I have been running it on and off since 1999, as I move up to better computers, also moves my seti search.

I have recently taken this job as a PA in, well, Pa, huh. well yeah. Funny.
And I now have access to a better machine, which I devoted as much cpu as I can spare.

So if we find life, someone let me know, ok?
I want to meet them especially if they are slimy and eat people! :P
Thoughts about SETI and SETI@home
I do not know if there is life out there, but I hope so very much.
I think we would benefit from contact, scientifically and spiritually.
Just think of the technologies we could learn about as well as turning common knowledge on it's ear! Even if we were not freely given technology, Just the proof that other worldly life exists should inspire us as a society to work harder to achieve a higher level of technology and understanding of ourselves.
We should keep transmitting beacons out in to the furthest nether-regions, for, ...reasons. If there is life out there they may or may not be looking for us, or already know of our existence. So we may as well light the candle and see if they can find their way home. Plus, there is no use trying to hide, considering the amount of electro-magnetic waves we are already spewing into the cosmos...

I run Seti@home, just because, I can.
I have a spare computer, so it sits there silently churning away at data packets, waiting for that one *blip* that is going to tune us in to the interstellar cosmic radio station of our otherworldly friends!

Plus I want to be famous, unless they come and kill us all, then that would suck.
Apologies, in advance, for, reasons. :)
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