Profile: Yoda

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A long time ago in this galaxy right right here…

There were once these 2 men named Bill and Ty, who wanted to become astronauts, but always seemed to have health issue, they were very much over weight, because of this they became said and eventually learn about a galaxy named “CISUM KNUP.” This galaxy was full of many planets and weird beings. They figured out a way to get there. They built a huge space ship, and blasted them selves into outer space. They soon found the galaxy and landed on one of the nearby planets. They saw what looked like a city and walk over. As they walked into the city the saw a small both with a sign, “change me into any thing.” They walked over and decided to try it. Since Bill was so fat he wanted to be a skinny short man, and Ty had always dreamed of being a teddy bear. So they changed there physical appearance and their names to Han Solo and Chewie. As they learned more about the city and the galaxy they met a group of people and driods named, Obi-Wan, Luke, R2-D2, and C-3PO, together they decided to go save a princess, and save the galaxy from the evil powers of the sith. While doing this they destroyed 2 death stars, hid on a frozen planet, went to cloud city, hid in a giant worms body, had meetings with Jaba the Hut, killed some storm troupers, danced with fury bears, which was Ty’s favorite, and saved Lukes dad. So basically after all this happened, everyone decided to reverse the name of the galaxy to, “PUNK MUSIC.” Everyone was happy, and it was all because of the Fat-Asstronauts from planet Earth…

-The End-
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