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1) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #58 (Message 1616051)
Posted 1 day ago by Profile Steven Meyer
Reasons why cars are now sold with built-in GPS Navigation Systems.
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2) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #58 (Message 1614565)
Posted 3 days ago by Profile Steven Meyer
Boy you three are good, so good the pin is bent double with historical laughter.

Historical laughter? Is it from the past, or of such quality that it will be remembered for many years to come?


The Laugh Heard 'Round the world?

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Oops... for some reason the quoted post appeared to be the last....
It's been a while since I was on these threads due to my computer taking a long nap (won't boot).
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Let's see .. a caption...
How about this:
"the pitter patter of little tongue?"

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3) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1566303)
Posted 3 Sep 2014 by Profile Steven Meyer
another late entry...

Definition of INSANITY:
Doing the same thing over and over again, expecting a different result.
4) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1566302)
Posted 3 Sep 2014 by Profile Steven Meyer
late entry ...

The sad thing is that the swing next to the one she just broke is already broken.
5) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1562446)
Posted 25 Aug 2014 by Profile Steven Meyer
Looks like my portfolio is doing well again.
Wonder if I should share it with Dad?
6) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1560926)
Posted 23 Aug 2014 by Profile Steven Meyer
Man! The IRS must really want me!

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By the, insert your favorite TLA for "IRS".
7) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1556466)
Posted 14 Aug 2014 by Profile Steven Meyer
"Quack quack"
"Squeak squeak squeak"
"Quack quack quack quack"
"Squeak"
...and so it goes for many hours...
8) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1555141)
Posted 11 Aug 2014 by Profile Steven Meyer
"Who are you calling 'weird looking'?"
9) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1553070)
Posted 6 Aug 2014 by Profile Steven Meyer
I guess we'll need a bigger crane now.
10) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1553069)
Posted 6 Aug 2014 by Profile Steven Meyer
Our work order says "Repair Bridge" not "Destroy Bridge".

11) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1552134)
Posted 4 Aug 2014 by Profile Steven Meyer
Amazon.
Big smile, big teeth.
12) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1551630)
Posted 2 Aug 2014 by Profile Steven Meyer
Judgement day...

  • Third place goes to Dena Wiltsie with "Those stupid humans at SETI are looking for intelligent life in space when it's right here under their nose."
  • Second place goes to Monday with The Seti cafe crew have just figured out that I'm not a real person...
  • First place goes to msattler with OK...claws out. I'll teach them not to mod MY posts. RowARRRRRRRRR!


PM to come

13) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1550550)
Posted 31 Jul 2014 by Profile Steven Meyer
Only 8 entries in just about 34 hours, so get your entries in by 1 Aug 0600 UTC :D
14) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1549709)
Posted 30 Jul 2014 by Profile Steven Meyer
Thanks, David, for the win.

I was just about to post an acknowledgement when the weekly outrage happened.

So without further delay, here is the next "Pic-to-Click".

15) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1549265)
Posted 29 Jul 2014 by Profile Steven Meyer
"One if by sea, two if -- no wait.
Two if by land -- er -- fudge it!
There's a guy in an orange shirt coming!"
16) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1546930)
Posted 24 Jul 2014 by Profile Steven Meyer
First Lion: Hey Leo, wanna see me knock that camera off his face without leaving a mark on him?
Leo: Nope, I wanna see you knock the man off the camera without touching the camera.
17) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1542060)
Posted 15 Jul 2014 by Profile Steven Meyer
Drop me some steak or lose yur testimonials!

Ooops ... wrong pic ... how about this.

We wuv you.
18) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1538224)
Posted 9 Jul 2014 by Profile Steven Meyer
I did send a PM. Will ping him again.
19) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1537739)
Posted 8 Jul 2014 by Profile Steven Meyer
Judgement is upon us.

In 3rd place is Michael Belanger with Finger - err, paw - lickin' good!


In 2nd place is KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade! with ...If I do "Cute Kitten", he might just forget that I just sprayed his best pants...

And the winner this time is John McLeod VII with Like every warrior, I clean my weapons after use.

Take it away John.
20) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1536260)
Posted 5 Jul 2014 by Profile Steven Meyer
Thanks Michael.

How about this one?


Uh Oh....
Maybe this will work better


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