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1) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Puns O Fun 2 (Message 993120)
Posted 1553 days ago by Profile Mumps [MM]
*sigh*
2) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Puns O Fun 2 (Message 991512)
Posted 1560 days ago by Profile Mumps [MM]
... but then I eat too much and need milk of magma-nesia.


You could try your milk of magma-nesia with some orange juice and vodka...

'Course, then it would be a Phillips Screwdriver.

All while We LAVA our asses off.

Didn't you mean lava our gasses off? That may be a bit more in venting.
3) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Puns O Fun 2 (Message 991477)
Posted 1560 days ago by Profile Mumps [MM]
After the meltdown we had for a Pun War last week, I wonder if anyone will rise from the ashes to expel a topic for the evenings festivities.
4) Message boards : Cafe SETI : BEETS Give us a CAPTION XX (Message 991254)
Posted 1561 days ago by Profile Mumps [MM]
Well, not quite 48 hours, and 14 unique contributors. I think it's time to make the call.

<ring><ring>

Hello? Ah, it's the banker. What's the offer this time?

3rd place is offered to James Sotherden
Quick call an ambulance, I was in Erics den and something bit me.


No, huh? <ring><ring>

Hello? OK, your second offer is to Carlos
Pick me! Pick me!


No, OK... <ring><ring>

Hello? OK. Final offer is klc53
Paparazzi! I hate Paparazzi! Gimme that camera you #$&*!...


So Yay! klc53 takes the prize!

PM away...
5) Message boards : Cafe SETI : BEETS Give us a CAPTION XX (Message 990780)
Posted 1563 days ago by Profile Mumps [MM]
Why thank you! 'Tis a pleasant surprise indeed.

How about this? In honor of the raconteur raccoon lady:

:-)
6) Message boards : Cafe SETI : BEETS Give us a CAPTION XX (Message 990550)
Posted 1564 days ago by Profile Mumps [MM]

Emma, sit still! Bobby, spit out those nuts! Everyone, look this way and smile!
7) Message boards : Cafe SETI : TLPTPW # 114 (Message 990547)
Posted 1564 days ago by Profile Mumps [MM]
That's going to take a little while to defrost.

Not once he gets his light saber.
8) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Puns O Fun 2 (Message 989751)
Posted 1567 days ago by Profile Mumps [MM]
Sorry to have been such an ash of a toast. It's been quite hot around here this evening. Seems like this may have been a wasteland of a night to have consumed this particular flow. Lava chances for interesting formations. But with the high ashen-tee rate, they went straight to the sea, like many other steaming flows. :-)
9) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Puns O Fun 2 (Message 989655)
Posted 1567 days ago by Profile Mumps [MM]
Well, if the theme is up to me, how about I just float a topic to start with? I think there may be a lava puns to be foundry in playing off this wonderful issue those poor UK residents are flaming about. Shall we start up our volcano pun war while I run the daughter off for dinner?
10) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Puns O Fun (Message 987983)
Posted 1574 days ago by Profile Mumps [MM]
Hmmm, I'd almost have to point out I might be eternally grateful dead for that. But I'm heading off as well. No final soliloquy for me. Just a quiet passing.

Thanks for the remembrance there James! (And Angela. :-))

Anybody that wishes can posthumously all they want. :-)
11) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Puns O Fun (Message 987971)
Posted 1574 days ago by Profile Mumps [MM]
So, we all chased off the perpetual punster? Oh my, we may need to light an eternal flame in remembrance... Put out a few floral arrangements and a few white crosses to mark the spot as it were.
12) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Puns O Fun (Message 987964)
Posted 1574 days ago by Profile Mumps [MM]
Headstone roll around here. It's too mossy. It's surprising that this train hasn't yet mangled to get derailed in any catastrophic way so far.
13) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Puns O Fun (Message 987947)
Posted 1574 days ago by Profile Mumps [MM]
You cannot defeat me - I'm a femme FATAL!!!

Not trying to de-feat you. 6 feet is more appropriate this morbid evening...
14) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Puns O Fun (Message 987940)
Posted 1574 days ago by Profile Mumps [MM]
But the firing squad is still not done. I think they're aiming for a 21 gun salute.
15) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Puns O Fun (Message 987931)
Posted 1574 days ago by Profile Mumps [MM]
Victor, what happened to your Joker persona? Was he DONE IN by CRYPTonite?

Mumps, Jim - it's so late out your ways... shouldn't you two be heading for your DEATH BEDS?

I'm not quite ready to be pushing up daisies. But if that's my bed of roses, maybe I'll think about turning in later. But I do have a tendency of rolling over at night...
16) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Puns O Fun (Message 987926)
Posted 1574 days ago by Profile Mumps [MM]
Quite the Wake we seem to have started here. Pretty Devine to see so many Neds in here.
17) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Puns O Fun (Message 987923)
Posted 1574 days ago by Profile Mumps [MM]
Well, as long as folks keep Turin in, we may never knoll.
18) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Puns O Fun (Message 987914)
Posted 1574 days ago by Profile Mumps [MM]
My Irises had a rude awakening yesterday. Early April and we had an accumulation of snow! That killed off any thoughts all our early bloomers had about rising up from the burial grounds. But at least, with it being Easter vacation and all, I haven't had to cerberus with school children all week. Almost makes rising up in the morn for work less like a funeral procession.
19) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Puns O Fun (Message 987898)
Posted 1574 days ago by Profile Mumps [MM]
It wounds me to see such a pall over this thread. One would think the living would be dying to get in here. Is it time to start playing some excerpts from Vangelis? Heaven & Hell for example? Maybe I'll pull out my favorite group and listen to the soundtrack from Near Dark. :-)

Hmm. Seems I've taken a bit of a musical tack on this dirge. Could it be maybe a death knell for the thread? Maybe it needs to be put out of it's misery with a swift shot of compassion.
20) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Puns O Fun (Message 987893)
Posted 1574 days ago by Profile Mumps [MM]
Well Angel-a, while your consumptin' that final meal, I think I'll listen to a bit of Grateful Dead to thai-d me over. And maybe a little bit of Meatball praying for the the end of time to hurry up and arrive to go along with that one. I don't think I'd dare to rapture punning. You've obviously seen many days and have many life-long experiences that help you pun no matter what the conditions. It would indeed be a very grave thing if you ever reach a dead-end in your punning. I don't think I could ever picture a day of the dead dawning with a lack of puns in your casket of tricks. So I think I'll just have to go dig a hole to go crawl into and see if anything grows out of the depths.


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