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41) Message boards : Cafe SETI : A new kitty auction.......... (Message 1428232)
Posted 289 days ago by Profile Robert Waite
I believe you on this one Mark because I can see it happening.

"I think I'll get drunk" *POOF* it happens
"I think I'll ramble on aimlessly" *POOF* it happens
"I think I'll take credit for Steppenwolf's particular style" *POOF* it happens
"I think I'll base all of my self worth on gaining useless credits" *POOF* it happens
"I think I'll post every trivial moment of my life online as a kind of archive for future generations" *POOF* it happens
"I think I'll go back to Kpak" *NO POOF* yeah, that one never happens.
42) Message boards : Cafe SETI : I still miss George Carlin. (Message 1428202)
Posted 289 days ago by Profile Robert Waite
There's a time and a place for words.
Carlin made sure that he was in good form during his live shows before adult audiences but you never heard an F-bomb from him while he sat with Carson.

Even Carlin knew there was a line and he didn't cross it.

So you say you aren't scared to swear. What are you, eight years old?
No adult is scared to swear, but they seem to understand where and when to do it.

This isn't the place for it.

56 years old now, son.
Still not afraid to use whatever version of the King's English I choose to use.


Well then, feel free to make your choices.
See you after the banishment runs out. LOL
43) Message boards : Cafe SETI : TLPTPW numero 198...Kitties rule! (Message 1428197)
Posted 289 days ago by Profile Robert Waite
Thank you Uli
I think it's time to head upstairs and get started on the veggies.
44) Message boards : Cafe SETI : I still miss George Carlin. (Message 1428172)
Posted 289 days ago by Profile Robert Waite
There's a time and a place for words.
Carlin made sure that he was in good form during his live shows before adult audiences but you never heard an F-bomb from him while he sat with Carson.

Even Carlin knew there was a line and he didn't cross it.

So you say you aren't scared to swear. What are you, eight years old?
No adult is scared to swear, but they seem to understand where and when to do it.

This isn't the place for it.
45) Message boards : Cafe SETI : A new kitty auction.......... (Message 1427830)
Posted 290 days ago by Profile Robert Waite

Joan could have had me as her own, but she chose not to.



She is wise to have severed contact with someone who would eventually become a cyber stocker.
You admitted in the past that you'd been booted from several JJ fan sites for spouting off the way you do.
46) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Now I gotta ask this......... (Message 1427827)
Posted 290 days ago by Profile Robert Waite
I'm detecting a messianic complex developing in Mark's posts here.
He's the last person I'd PM for insights on life. LOL
47) Message boards : Politics : Best examples of SD, Stupid Design (Message 1422723)
Posted 302 days ago by Profile Robert Waite
Well Sarge, the invisible sky dude also saw it fit to not have me born as a member of the idle rich, so I've had to feed my family with my bent back.

I must have misplaced the manual, or it was taken from me when they pounded that Protestant work ethic into my brain... I think I'm finally becoming deprogrammed because I'm really enjoying down time as I get closer to retirement.
48) Message boards : Politics : Best examples of SD, Stupid Design (Message 1422209)
Posted 303 days ago by Profile Robert Waite
I nominate the design of the human spine.
What the hell was the invisible sky dude thinking when he stacked a bunch of bones up vertically with the expectation that it would hold up under the stress of workloads applied to it.

The human spine is proof that intelligent design is a myth.
49) Message boards : Politics : What is the best evidence/argument for intelligent design? (Message 1422135)
Posted 303 days ago by Profile Robert Waite



You have a damn good point!

The American experiment of self governing is the best and only example of what true Humanity is capable of.

Now even in America Brainiacs are farking up the mix and we have become the exporters of war and death. This is called smart. When in fact it's the dumbest thing EVER conceived by man!

Let the idiots carry on...we'll pick up the pieces.


So ID, in your opinion, American aggression is more of a recent turn of events brought on by "Brainiacs".
You don't seem to think your nation has been in a state of almost perpetual war with damned near everyone since the start of the "American experiment".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_the_United_States
50) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Now I gotta ask this......... (Message 1421805)
Posted 304 days ago by Profile Robert Waite
In the interests of fairness, I did give you a chance.
51) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Now I gotta ask this......... (Message 1421804)
Posted 304 days ago by Profile Robert Waite
Yeah, I didn't think you could.
52) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Now I gotta ask this......... (Message 1421803)
Posted 304 days ago by Profile Robert Waite

You suggest there is a difference between time and distance.
That is your limitation, my friend. And why you are stuck here on your little planet.
They happen to be one and the same bit of measurement.

Time IS space, and space IS time.

They are one and the same.

Once you grasp that, you can travel anywhere.
Even to kpax.

Meow.


Well then, I can expect you to pop up right next to me now to prove your point.
I'll sign off and count to 3
53) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Now I gotta ask this......... (Message 1421785)
Posted 304 days ago by Profile Robert Waite



We sent beacons to you light years ago.



Jeez, I thought every pangalactic interdimensional being was aware that a light year is a measurement of distance, not time.

I guess there really is no intelligent life out there.
54) Message boards : Politics : Only in America! (Message 1421249)
Posted 305 days ago by Profile Robert Waite

'Even if Obama accomplishes nothing'.....

Well, he's well on his way to THAT goal. If nothing else.


Do I have to post a list of what the man has accomplished?
Are you really that much of a numbskull to believe Obama has done nothing?

Notice that I didn't CALL you a numbskull, but simply asked if you were one.
55) Message boards : Politics : Enforcing the Border (Message 1420344)
Posted 307 days ago by Profile Robert Waite
Is this what some are hoping to see more of?
56) Message boards : Politics : Thor is the designer! (Message 1416586)
Posted 316 days ago by Profile Robert Waite
In the past, before I learned the real truth, I leaned toward Zeus, but the Flying Spaghetti Monster has begun to win me over to His side.
I think it's the cool spaghetti strainer hats that you get to wear that convinces me the most.

The hats are way cooler than those pointy hats Catholics love so much.
By cooler I mean, not only as a fashion statement, but the hundreds of holes allow for increased air circulation on those hot days of summer.
57) Message boards : Politics : Is this guy delusional? (Message 1416189)
Posted 317 days ago by Profile Robert Waite
Yeah, that guy is a real zealot.
58) Message boards : Politics : Is this guy delusional? (Message 1416162)
Posted 317 days ago by Profile Robert Waite
Ok Robert, go ahead and have some fun. I'm going to demonstrate to you that I have a spine.


I'm sure I don't know what you're speaking about.
If you take some kind of offense to this, it's of your own making as no one is mentioned at all.
Just a hypothetical, generic, nonspecific entity who is referred to in here as nothing more than a vehicle to move the expression of the idea along.
I chose the masculine generic nonspecific commonly used expression known as a guy in my effort to be nonconfrontational.

I suggest that you, as a moderator, do the same.
59) Message boards : Politics : Is this guy delusional? (Message 1416153)
Posted 317 days ago by Profile Robert Waite


If you knew some guy with this type of thought processing, would you not consider the guy delusional?
How does a guy like this ever advance his thinking? Where would this guy ever find opportunity to expand his intellect?

I find that most of the guys I've met with such closed mental environments as shown in the cartoon, are also quite aggressively religious.
I suppose these kinds of guys, once cemented into their medieval mindsets, cannot accept concepts more modern than the dark ages.

What do you do with a guy like this?
60) Message boards : Politics : Enforce the border........ (Message 1415628)
Posted 318 days ago by Profile Robert Waite


So, I take mine with a grain of salt and my tongue in my cheek.


Which is the part where you are tongue in cheek? Is it just the catapult? Or does that include the part about shooting human beings at the American border?

I hope it's both.



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