Posts by KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!

11) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give us a Caption - number 67 (Message 1893382)
Posted 16 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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The New York City Neuralizer shorts out...
12) Message boards : Number crunching : SETI/BOINC Milestones [ v2.0 ] - XXIX (Message 1892970)
Posted 19 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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150 million total BOINC!
13) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give us a Caption - number 67 (Message 1892660)
Posted 21 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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The fad of "Cheerios clothing and mask" failed to catch on...
14) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give us a Caption - number 67 (Message 1892190)
Posted 23 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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How NOT to do the electricity and water combination...
15) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give us a Caption - number 67 (Message 1892016)
Posted 24 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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...Don't feed him after midnight , or get him wet...
16) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give us a Caption - number 67 (Message 1891786)
Posted 26 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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[to wife]
No, I don't know how to get him out, short of cutting the bottom of the can off and shoving his cute little rear...
[/wife]
17) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give us a Caption - number 67 (Message 1891554)
Posted 28 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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Cat: this is what the raccoon in the prior shot needed - a tongue vacuum!
18) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give us a Caption - number 67 (Message 1891362)
Posted 29 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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Why is this pipe set on "suck"?
19) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give us a Caption - number 67 (Message 1890959)
Posted 20 Sep 2017 by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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Yuck! Almond butter? Where's our normal grapes?
20) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give us a Caption - number 67 (Message 1890611)
Posted 18 Sep 2017 by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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[cat thought bubble]
Warm? check - Soft? not so much - Hidden? check - Dark? check, if the door is closed - Can I get up there? remains to be seen...
[/thought bubble]
21) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give us a Caption - number 67 (Message 1890399)
Posted 17 Sep 2017 by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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What is this ketchup? ...and why do they pronounce it Catchup? Darn, no catnip...
22) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give us a Caption - number 67 (Message 1889766)
Posted 14 Sep 2017 by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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Human: YIPE!

or

cat: hey, how about behind the ears?
23) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give us a Caption - number 67 (Message 1889562)
Posted 13 Sep 2017 by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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The nominees are:
The Admiral for:
"UPS version of crunching a WU"
Richard Haselgrove for:
"Hey, that must be the concertina I ordered!"
Sirius B for:
"OMG! I hope my Seti Toaster is okay."
and Carlos for:
"UPS 1 day select,
Had to be stuffed into a smaller faster airplane."


...And the Oscar Emmy Tony Grammy award goes to: [dramatic pause]
The Admiral!

with second place to Richard,
Third place to Sirius B,
and Honorable Mention to Carlos, who lost
points, because that was a UPS 3-day, not overnight, package.

BTW, the contents DID arrive intact - a lens from B&H Photo/Video

As a former UPS package handler myself, this appears to have been dropped at least twice, and possibly used on the bottom layer of a stack. All UPS air packages
travel on the same planes (sorry, Carlos...) it's just what happens before and after the plane ride that determines how fast that package arrives at your location.
UPS 3-day packages typically sit on the ramp at the destination airport for a day...

PM going out as soon as proofread and posted...
24) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give us a Caption - number 67 (Message 1889552)
Posted 13 Sep 2017 by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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Some good ones here - judging imminent...
25) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give us a Caption - number 67 (Message 1889294)
Posted 11 Sep 2017 by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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Thank you and…

Caption THIS:


Damaged Package 8-24-15 1 edit by Paul Sullivan, on Flickr

Judging will probably not occur until Wednesday, due to the weakly outrage...

as (almost) always:
Copyright © 2016, Paul Sullivan, All rights reserved
26) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give us a Caption - number 67 (Message 1889083)
Posted 10 Sep 2017 by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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All for one, and one for all!!!
27) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give us a Caption - number 67 (Message 1888855)
Posted 9 Sep 2017 by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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Z + Y = X
28) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give us a Caption - number 67 (Message 1888436)
Posted 7 Sep 2017 by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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Low bridge, everybody down; low bridge, cause the BobbyWolves are in town....
29) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Raccoon Update XXIV - All Are Welcome In The Critter Cafe (Message 1888431)
Posted 7 Sep 2017 by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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That's a pretty kitty there HHG.


I knew that when I took the shot...
30) Message boards : Cafe SETI : The Train Thread 2 (Message 1888144)
Posted 6 Sep 2017 by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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...and I thought the hours of service regulations for truck drivers were arcane...


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