Posts by KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!

11) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Raccoon Update XXIV - All Are Welcome In The Critter Cafe (Message 1917478)
Posted 12 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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Canada Goose OIH 11-28-09 6 by Paul Sullivan, on Flickr

In California, you chase geese — In Canada, Goose chase you!

photo copyright © 2009, Paul Sullivan, All rights reserved
With apologies for taking off on Yakoff Smirnoff's schtick...
oops, pun not intended...
12) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give us a Caption - number 68 (Message 1917473)
Posted 12 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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"This is why we do anal probes - our hands are perfect for it! What, you don't like them?"
13) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give us a Caption - number 68 (Message 1917153)
Posted 14 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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duck: "Why are you trying to steal our food source?"
14) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give us a Caption - number 68 (Message 1916897)
Posted 15 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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Well, that was pretty much a bust...

Judgement at Albany, CA is:
bringing up the rear, in Third Place, is Grant for:
In the Navy you learn to take off and land on the dry ground first and then the water.

In Second place is Lynn for:
Not Every Canadian is nice.

which leaves Gnu in First Place (and next photo...) for
After days of being on a wild goose chase...we finally got a gander at Goose Willis...

My caption would'a been:
In America, you chase geese; in Canada, goose chase you!
(ok, I know I'm ripping off Yakoff Smirnoff's schtick...)

PM going out to Gnu as soon as this missive is posted...
15) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give us a Caption - number 68 (Message 1916688)
Posted 16 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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only three captions so far - so another 24 hours are called for...
16) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give us a Caption - number 68 (Message 1916281)
Posted 18 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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I have taken notice of the win and will be searching for a suitable picture...

[later] Well, that didn't take long...

Caption this:

Canada Goose OIH 11-28-09 6 by Paul Sullivan, on Flickr

Copyright © 2009, Paul Sullivan, All rights reserved

BTW, Kittyman, not all cats love catnip - some (and I've had a couple...) ignore the stuff...
17) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give us a Caption - number 68 (Message 1916099)
Posted 19 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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"Squirrels are your friends, not food!"
[aside] get 'em while they're young...
18) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give us a Caption - number 68 (Message 1915612)
Posted 22 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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"The Tonight Show starring Johnny Sharkson - Tonight's guests - Dean Marlin and Don Rumpfish, with a special visit from that mystic from the East, Sharknac the Magnificent!"
19) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give us a Caption - number 68 (Message 1915097)
Posted 25 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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200 people about to be blown away...

(the jet blast from a 747 on take-off is the equivalent of a cat-1 hurricane!) (says one who's gone through same!)
20) Message boards : Number crunching : Panic Mode On (110) Server Problems? (Message 1914447)
Posted 29 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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getting back to the thread's actual purpose - I think one or more of the splitters need(s) another kick... 77,000 WU's available to send, but the splitters are only spiting out 26 WU/sec...
21) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give us a Caption - number 68 (Message 1914241)
Posted 20 Jan 2018 by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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"Honest injun, I just sat down for a long winter's nap..."
22) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give us a Caption - number 68 (Message 1914061)
Posted 19 Jan 2018 by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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Mutant bananas take over the bike shop...
23) Message boards : Number crunching : Panic Mode On (109) Server Problems? (Message 1913542)
Posted 17 Jan 2018 by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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Present lack of work- most likely the server update that worked on Beta (after it was fixed for breaking the splitters there), broke the splitters here.


if that's the case, they know the fix. (having done the same thing on Beta...) Let's hope it doesn't take them as long to fix production as it did Beta, though...
24) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give us a Caption - number 68 (Message 1913446)
Posted 17 Jan 2018 by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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Where's the water dish?
25) Message boards : Number crunching : Panic Mode On (109) Server Problems? (Message 1913444)
Posted 17 Jan 2018 by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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someone needs to give the splitters a (re-) boot in the bum... 0 WU ready to send and only .7584 WU per second created (with 0 WU available, that should be in the 49-50 range!)

It's time to give your alternate projects some love... (IF they aren't also down [hello, GPUgrid?])
26) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give us a Caption - number 68 (Message 1913222)
Posted 15 Jan 2018 by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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Hey, how do I raise the visor on this thang?
27) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give us a Caption - number 68 (Message 1912851)
Posted 13 Jan 2018 by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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And one for the ladies:

Hey! I'm not in season!
28) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give us a Caption - number 68 (Message 1912850)
Posted 13 Jan 2018 by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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OUCH! Who just gelded me without anesthetic? He/she is in for a stomping!
29) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give us a Caption - number 68 (Message 1912170)
Posted 10 Jan 2018 by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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Having trained his cat to take his dog for a walk, Tom Thumb grew indolent and fat...
30) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give us a Caption - number 68 (Message 1911790)
Posted 8 Jan 2018 by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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Why do I have a pull-tab in my mouth?


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