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11) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #60 (Message 1662498)
Posted 10 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
Listen, you IBM downgrade, OPEN THE #@!$!@#$ POD BAY DOORS!

or listen to the entirety of The Ring, sung (all parts!) in an off-key baritone...
12) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #60 (Message 1661798)
Posted 13 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
Some people's approach to the lack of a stats export from Beta for 5 months... :-)
13) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #60 (Message 1661759)
Posted 13 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
The ostrich approach to Life, the Universe and Everything
14) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #60 (Message 1661125)
Posted 15 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
That'll leave a mark...
15) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #60 (Message 1660816)
Posted 16 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
"Same rules as Bull Riding? 8 seconds in the saddle?"


The trick is the successful exit from the ride...
16) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #60 (Message 1660177)
Posted 17 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
True courage: riding an alligator in alligator leather shoes...
17) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #60 (Message 1659651)
Posted 18 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
CSI Nick Stokes discovers that bike knobby tires leave distinct marks...
18) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #60 (Message 1659646)
Posted 18 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
Face plant!
19) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #60 (Message 1658224)
Posted 21 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
I said "drop the puck", NOT "drop your pants"!
20) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #60 (Message 1658142)
Posted 21 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
Carlos, perhaps the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything is:
"How many times do the mice have to (re-)build Planet Earth?" (42 times...)

everyone else: we're referring to the Hitchhiker's Guide series by Doug Adams...
21) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #60 (Message 1658013)
Posted 22 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
The mice will have to try again.


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22) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #60 (Message 1658012)
Posted 22 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
You see, traveling at the speed of light is possible... (Glad I'm in an alternate universe...)
23) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #60 (Message 1658010)
Posted 22 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
Why did everyone on Antartica fart at the same time?
24) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Raccoon Update XX I - All are welcome in the Critter Cafe (Message 1657800)
Posted 22 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
Hurry up and siddown - you're letting the cold air in!
25) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Raccoon Update XX I - All are welcome in the Critter Cafe (Message 1657707)
Posted 22 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
opening a window doesn't help when it's 90° outside and no wind...
26) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #60 (Message 1657598)
Posted 22 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
I knew we shouldn't have gone on Apollo 666...
27) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #60 (Message 1656766)
Posted 24 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
Dude, your head is heavy!
28) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #60 (Message 1656764)
Posted 24 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
Puppy love can be a bit overwhelming!
29) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Terry Pratchett of Discworld dies (Message 1656762)
Posted 24 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
I have never read Tolkien...

Dude, you're missing out!!!

I started to watch one of the movies once and it bored me to death.


Read the books - the movies are skillful adaptations, but they aren't the original...
30) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Raccoon Update XX I - All are welcome in the Critter Cafe (Message 1656759)
Posted 24 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
umm, my post was a ground squirrel... they don't eat nuts...


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