Posts by KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!

11) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give us a Caption - # 71 (Message 1997683)
Posted 10 Jun 2019 by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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This truck shouldn't be hauling garbage, it should be hauled away AS garbage!

paraphrase of a Klingon (re the Enterprise) in "The Trouble with Tribbles", Star Trek: TOS
12) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give us a Caption - # 71 (Message 1997681)
Posted 10 Jun 2019 by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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CHP commercial enforcement officer: "Where to begin? This truck is overweight; it would still be overweight if it were a Semi... Only one working headlight, and one working wiper... Bald tires, by lots... that's all I'm going to write you up for, but you also need to check your clearance lights, your turn signals, and your brake shoes!
13) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give us a Caption - # 71 (Message 1997224)
Posted 7 Jun 2019 by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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I'm plotting revenge against the haidresser AND my owner!
14) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give us a Caption - # 71 (Message 1996926)
Posted 5 Jun 2019 by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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"I'm doing the best I can until the part comes in..."
15) Message boards : Number crunching : Panic Mode On (116) Server Problems? (Message 1996715)
Posted 4 Jun 2019 by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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is anyone working on the stuck downloads problem? It's been 4 days now. There seems to be some sort of cycle at work here, too
16) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give us a Caption - # 71 (Message 1996596)
Posted 3 Jun 2019 by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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You can't be serious?


"I am serious, and stop calling me Shirley!"
17) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give us a Caption - # 71 (Message 1996462)
Posted 2 Jun 2019 by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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Mom (gently): "You're supposed to sit facing AWAY from the lid..."

BTW, Mr Kevvy, the rules state that judgement shall occur AFTER 24 hours, or (no later than) 48 if a quorum is not reached in the 24... I suggest a (re)-read of the rule summary at the start of the thread... your method would prevent that photo from getting more than 24 hours, but 24 hours would still be given!

And (err...) I think the Admiral is a guy...
18) Message boards : Number crunching : Panic Mode On (116) Server Problems? (Message 1996261)
Posted 1 Jun 2019 by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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just to throw a monkey wrench into the proceedings, I have machines that downloaded fine this morning, and others (I have 8) that wouldn't download for love nor money...
19) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give us a Caption - # 71 (Message 1995943)
Posted 30 May 2019 by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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Fancy Feastâ„¢ for the vegetarian cat...
20) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give us a Caption - # 71 (Message 1995762)
Posted 29 May 2019 by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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"How dare you put a tomato in front of me for a snack! You know I'm a carnivore!"

BTW, Joaquin Miller was a Zorro-like outlaw in the mid-1800's, primarily active in the Oakland and Berkeley area...
21) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give us a Caption - # 71 (Message 1995611)
Posted 28 May 2019 by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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Joaquin Miller rides again!
22) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give us a Caption - # 71 (Message 1995382)
Posted 26 May 2019 by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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Is that the finale to the William Tell overture I hear in the distance?
23) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give us a Caption - # 71 (Message 1995229)
Posted 25 May 2019 by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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PM going out PDQ, faster than that cruiser.


Even when that cruiser doesn't have the "Denver Boot"... (snicker)
24) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give us a Caption - # 71 (Message 1995021)
Posted 24 May 2019 by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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Honest, Sarge, I just stepped in to get some cash.... (translated for the non-Czech..)

(CSOB is a Czech bank....)
25) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give us a Caption - # 71 (Message 1994879)
Posted 23 May 2019 by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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duplication of effort...

or

The Chief is going to be p***ed!

or

The Czech parking police have it in for the regular force...
26) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give us a Caption - # 71 (Message 1994780)
Posted 22 May 2019 by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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Where is my red topknot?
27) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give us a Caption - # 71 (Message 1994625)
Posted 21 May 2019 by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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a depressed moai
28) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give us a Caption - # 71 (Message 1994483)
Posted 20 May 2019 by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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Concrete? I thought that was mud!
29) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give us a Caption - # 71 (Message 1994228)
Posted 18 May 2019 by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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Thís won't work, unless the plane is below 10,000 feet...
30) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give us a Caption - # 71 (Message 1994053)
Posted 17 May 2019 by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
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Toyopet Land Cruiser, for the wilds 0f Libya...

Toyopet was an actual brand name that Toyota used, back in the 1960's


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