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1) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1549906)
Posted 14 hours ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
Why is a dog picture your desktop background?
2) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1549764)
Posted 20 hours ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
Traction, I need traction!
3) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1549659)
Posted 1 day ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
"This just in - there's no one alive at Fox News (pause) Did I just read that? Please tell me that we aren't on the air..."
4) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1549515)
Posted 1 day ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
PM sent?
5) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1549296)
Posted 2 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
"The British are coming! The British are coming!

The British hoolligan soccer fans are coming!"
6) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1548349)
Posted 3 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
"Hello, Fox news here - people behind me are running away from a fight in an ice creme shop, reportedly caused by a left-wing faction upset by the curse of the Babe..."
7) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1547302)
Posted 5 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
Ask me to roar like the Leo, the MGM lion again, and you're lunch!
8) Message boards : Technical News : May (May 08 2014) (Message 1546834)
Posted 6 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
Anythin' new? the last comment to the thread was in May (this being late July!)
9) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1546831)
Posted 6 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
I'm ignoring you, so I don't have to rip your face off...
10) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1546273)
Posted 7 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
Should'a used a higher shutter speed...
11) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1545735)
Posted 8 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
"Another Male! ATTACK!"
12) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1542815)
Posted 14 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
Siamese twin kittens of a Siamese cat mother... (And I'm in Thailand, formerly Siam...)
13) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1538789)
Posted 21 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
I'm also out of the loop in Bangkok (yes, Thailand)... not checking emails regular-like…
14) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1536455)
Posted 25 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
...If I do "Cute Kitten", he might just forget that I just sprayed his best pants...
15) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1535553)
Posted 27 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
Mad Hatter's daughter testing for leaks...
16) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1534494)
Posted 29 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
Huh? Err, what? OK, who woke me?
17) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1534078)
Posted 30 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
OK, that's ten (and 24 hours...) so here goes the judgement.

May I say I didn't find many "laugh out loud" posts?

Dis-honorable mention to Winterknight: the better interpretation of the Tom's action is that he checked the road for cars before allowing his harem (and yes, it is called that, Julie) to cross...

Third Place to Anniet for: Ignore him girls... he's just showing off.

Second Place to Gordon Lowe for: We're not wild turkeys, we're urban gobblers.
Wild Turkey is the approved common name (by the American Ornithological Union) for the species, to distinguish it from the domesticated bird - which is the same species (but a different sub-species...) Meleagris galopava. These are certainly not domesticated. (They're the Albany, CA band of Wild Turkeys...)

First Place and next shot (should he choose to accept it) to Chris S for: Ok girls, Hen party this way, drinks on the bride to be!

PM going out as soon as this is posted...

On other matters, when ending a thread, could thread "Beet's Caption Contest X" not be locked until "Beets Caption Contest X+1" is open? #56 got locked before there was a sighting of the 57 flavors… :-)
18) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1533686)
Posted 31 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
let's try this one:



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19) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1533676)
Posted 31 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
I'm wondering if "Berkeley time" is different from "Pacific time"... :^)


There's more than one "Pacific time" in the world, (specifically, there's one in the USA, and one in Australia...) Steve - that's why I put it that way!

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20) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1533577)
Posted 31 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
Thanks for the win - will post in the AM, Berkeley time... (I'm posting this one at 1 AM, my time, which is also Berkeley time!)


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