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1) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1591468)
Posted 8 hours ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
Why isn't mom responding to my actions?
2) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1591062)
Posted 1 day ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
Mario Andretti's baby pic...
3) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1590589)
Posted 1 day ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
MaryAnn: But Professor, I've never flown a plane...
Professor: I think you'd do a better job than The Captain or Gilligan...
4) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1590209)
Posted 2 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
Having been pre-empted by the weekly outrage, here's judgement after 48 hours:

In Third Place:
Admiral Gloval for:
"Y.M.C.A."
Surfers weren't in that song, though...

In Second Place:
Monday for:
"Oh no an enemy submarine."
I would'a punctuated it differently...
"Oh no, an enemy submarine!"

In First Place and next picture goes to:
Celttooth for:
"That shark was only this long."

PM follows the posting of this notice!
Thanks for playing...
5) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1589284)
Posted 4 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
Caption this:


Surfer RodeoB 4-29-14 2
by THE Holy Hand Grenade!, on Flickr

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6) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1589196)
Posted 4 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
I'll post in the AM, Berkeley time...
7) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1588723)
Posted 6 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
Who suddenly slapped me into America, where they drive on the wrong side of the road?
8) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1587766)
Posted 8 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
"I see Italy:
I see France:
I see your underpants!"
9) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1587077)
Posted 9 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
[girl's thought bubble]
let's see if HE likes that treatment!
[/thought bubble]
10) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1584592)
Posted 14 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
Piano playing - devine
singing voice - ugly!
11) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1582235)
Posted 19 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
You invited me to a beer can BBQ - I brought the beer!
(pause)
Why's there no meat?
(pause)
HOW RUDE! (Squeal...)
12) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1581518)
Posted 21 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
"It's what happens after four of these..."
13) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1580998)
Posted 22 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
OY! GEVALT!
14) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1580881)
Posted 22 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
The truck I can explain - but how do I explain the branch up my a##?
15) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1579502)
Posted 25 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
Carlos appears to have defaulted, so, to keep the contest moving, John McLeod, COME ON DOWN!

PM sent (as it was to Carlos...)
16) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1579120)
Posted 26 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
Oh, I've seen worse - that just happened to be the first really bad parking slob I ran across in my photos...
17) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1578817)
Posted 27 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
Judgement:

Dishonorable mention to Dena's:
"Parking attempted by the depth perception impaired."
It's not the driver's depth perception that's impaired, Dena: it is their perception of what constitutes "Compact"!

Honorable Mention to Graham's
"Could he not want the pick-up, and so has parked it in the bays for it to be disposed of?"
Umm, Graham, that's NOT a pickup, it's an SUV!...

Third place for Monday's off-the-wall:
"Stand back... I can feel a big fart coming on!"

Second place for John McLeod's:
"A mental handicap is so terrible."

And First Place and next picture goes to: (Rip...)
Carlos for:
"Can't read or drive!"

No one came close to my captions:
"If you don't know how to park it, why did you buy it?"
or: "You define 'Compact' as anything smaller than a panel truck?"
18) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1577879)
Posted 29 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
only nine captions after 25 hours, so another day is called for...
19) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1577392)
Posted 24 Sep 2014 by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
Thanx, try to caption this...


Parking Slob B 8-3-13
by THE Holy Hand Grenade!, on Flickr

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Photo copyright © 2013, Paul Sullivan (AKA:The Holy Hand Grenade!) Licensed under the Creative Commons "Attribution, no derivatives" license.
20) Message boards : Number crunching : Second GPU (Message 1577390)
Posted 24 Sep 2014 by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
oops, replied to a question already answered...


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