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1) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #60 (Message 1669834)
Posted 9 hours ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
Hello, FAA? I'd like to report a crash...
2) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #60 (Message 1669833)
Posted 9 hours ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
Da NOISE! Da Noise!
3) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #60 (Message 1668831)
Posted 2 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
no, I won't marry you...
4) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #60 (Message 1668829)
Posted 2 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
Penalty - two minutes for cross-checking... 18 Blue
5) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #60 (Message 1668346)
Posted 3 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
Please GOD! No more ping pong ganmes!


at least not with the lid up!
6) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #60 (Message 1667974)
Posted 4 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
OK, who had the toilet stopper on the kiddie throne?
7) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #60 (Message 1667243)
Posted 6 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
We have a winner in the "Unsafe Bike of the Year" contest!!!
(Umm, Octocycle?)
8) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #60 (Message 1665679)
Posted 10 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
The Volkswagen Beetle, as designed by Barney Rubble...
9) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #60 (Message 1665123)
Posted 12 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
new sport: Road Bouldering!
10) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #60 (Message 1663984)
Posted 14 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
Someone mentioned a river crossing?
11) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #60 (Message 1663696)
Posted 15 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
...always splashes down on the water jump...
12) Message boards : News : Workunit shortage (Message 1663445)
Posted 15 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
RE the new visualization: (and not meaning to hijack the thread...)

Couldn't the time spent programming this have been better spent on other problems currently infesting both Seti and Beta? (like parts of the website that don't work: the "Science Status" page, for exmple...)


Just askin'... (runs for cover...)
13) Message boards : News : Workunit shortage (Message 1663444)
Posted 15 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
Well that answers my question,I had no running tasks,when sometimes I would have 2.Does anyone know how much data is left to process?Im sure its some unearthly amount.


Actually, it's a near-infinite amount, limited only by the time that Aracibo turns on one specific receiver (which Seti piggy-backs on) and how many "Tapes" (used to be, now disk drives...) are available at Aracibo... In the process of debugging are processes for "tapes" from Greenbank and (further away from production...) from the LOFAR array
14) Message boards : News : Workunit shortage (Message 1663441)
Posted 15 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
Seti@home isn't dead, merely resting between acts, long live S@H ;-)

P.



Seti is merely pining for the fjords

or waiting for the cart

Large Man: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?

"Dead" Man: I feel happy. I feel happy.

[The collecter paces for an idea, then whacks the body with his club, solving the problem]

Large Man: Ah, thank you very much.

Dead Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday.

Large Man: Right.


Right comedy group, wrong sketch...
15) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #60 (Message 1662879)
Posted 16 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
Barkeep: I hope I can get out'a here before this guy burps!
16) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #60 (Message 1662780)
Posted 17 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
Elephant: Do you know how much Stella Artois it takes to make an elephant my size drunk? - And how much that costs?
17) Message boards : Number crunching : Panic Mode On (96) Server Problems? (Message 1662777)
Posted 17 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
did someone forget to bring Beta up? I'm getting the ol'

4/8/2015 4:55:59 PM | SETI@home Beta Test | Project is temporarily shut down for maintenance

even tho' everything on the beta server page says it's up...
18) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #60 (Message 1662498)
Posted 17 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
Listen, you IBM downgrade, OPEN THE #@!$!@#$ POD BAY DOORS!

or listen to the entirety of The Ring, sung (all parts!) in an off-key baritone...
19) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #60 (Message 1661798)
Posted 20 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
Some people's approach to the lack of a stats export from Beta for 5 months... :-)
20) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #60 (Message 1661759)
Posted 20 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
The ostrich approach to Life, the Universe and Everything


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