Posts by KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!


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1) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #64 (Message 1804960)
Posted 5 hours ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
I wonder how he'll explain his "Foot in Mouth" disease to the CHP...
2) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #64 (Message 1804540)
Posted 2 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
Quoting the rules:
"After ten captions or NO LATER THAN 48 hours, the winner of the last round declares the winner of the current round - whatever caption strikes him/her as funniest: he/she also picks a second and third place (more on that below)"

I.E. it was judging time when 7 were present, as it was 48 hours after the picture was posted...

Come on, folks, we want to keep this game moving!
3) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #64 (Message 1803889)
Posted 5 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
The God of Forced Perspective needs a cavity explored in the upper right canine...
4) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #64 (Message 1803540)
Posted 6 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
Aiiii!!! Mark, you didn't clean the cat box?????

(joke!)
5) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #64 (Message 1802525)
Posted 11 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
[thick Mexican accent]
My name is Alfonso Bedoya. You killed my brother. Now I kill you... and I don't show you no stinking badges, either!
[/accent]
6) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #64 (Message 1802355)
Posted 12 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
What, you can't perform the "Ballet of the Neck"?
7) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #64 (Message 1801971)
Posted 15 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
Mutated goat with 14 neck vertebrae... (the usual is 7)
8) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #64 (Message 1801738)
Posted 16 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
"Harry, the goat with the broken neck is doing it again!"
9) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #64 (Message 1801325)
Posted 18 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
The French Wizards and Witches Society response to Brexit...
10) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #64 (Message 1801324)
Posted 18 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
(on the beaches of Normandy...)

"Well, United Kingdom, it was great while it lasted — but now that you are leaving, here's a few things to think on...

We never liked you, and we resent you for winning WW2..."

(Goes on for ½ an hour...)

"... and you will lose out on Turkey's latest invention, which we will NOT license to you or anyone living in your confines..."
11) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #64 (Message 1801122)
Posted 19 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
♫ A whole new world, a whole new European point of view... ♫
12) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #64 (Message 1800728)
Posted 21 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
It got dragged off by a rip current!
13) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #64 (Message 1800600)
Posted 22 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
Perhaps a new rule needs to be considered, re: when (after the 24 or 48 hours for captioning...) judgement needs to take place; and who judges, if the last winner fails (for any reason) to declare a winner within a specified period...

For discussion...
14) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #64 (Message 1799448)
Posted 26 days ago by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
"These are not the droids you're looking for..."
15) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #64 (Message 1798651)
Posted 25 Jun 2016 by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!


too late:

Celtooth "mañana-itis" syndrome...
16) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #64 (Message 1797289)
Posted 19 Jun 2016 by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
I hate unterbrochenen Wettbewerbe...

VADE CUM EA!


(interrupted contests... get on with it!)
17) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #64 (Message 1796644)
Posted 16 Jun 2016 by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
The amazing triple-armed lady violating the "no Cell phone use" law...
18) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #64 (Message 1796556)
Posted 16 Jun 2016 by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
New concept in hands-free: the "I wanna blow the cops mind!" device.
19) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #64 (Message 1795933)
Posted 13 Jun 2016 by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
Sandals by Gucci, dress Fiorucci, hair by the Atlantic

or

Flip-flops $5.00
Sun-dress $15.00
Cruise ship hair-style Priceless


Underestimated Gucci prices by 1000%...
20) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #64 (Message 1795875)
Posted 13 Jun 2016 by Profile KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
Why the iceberg wasn't spotted sooner...


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