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41) Message boards : Cafe SETI : The joke thread Part 3. (Message 1470115)
Posted 84 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
MURDER AT TESCO

Tired of constantly
Being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary and then arranging to have her killed.

A 'friend of a friend'
Put him in touch with a nefarious dark-side underworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.' Artie explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was £10,000.



The Husband said he was willing to pay that amount but that he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's insurance money. Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, so the man opened his wallet, displaying the single pound coin that rested inside.
Artie sighed, rolled his eyes and reluctantly agreed to accept the pound as down payment for the dirty deed.



A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local Tesco supermarket. There, he surprised her in the produce department and proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands. As the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last breath and slumped to the floor, the manager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the murder scene. Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind, Artie had no choice but to strangle the produce manager as well.



However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by the hidden security cameras and observed by the shop's security guard, who immediately called the police. Artie was caught and arrested before he could even leave the premises.

Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the whole sordid plan, including his unusual financial arrangements with the hapless husband who was also quickly arrested.
The next day in the newspaper, the headline declared...

(You're going to hate me for this...)
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'ARTIE CHOKES 2 for £1.00 @ Tesco

<mandatory groan>
42) Message boards : Cafe SETI : The joke thread Part 3. (Message 1470111)
Posted 84 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger

It fast
43) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link #59 (Message 1470110)
Posted 84 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
establishment
44) Message boards : Cafe SETI : TLTPW - 2014 two-th chance... (Message 1470108)
Posted 84 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
ZINNNNNNGGGG!!

ZINNNNNNGGGG!!
45) Message boards : Cafe SETI : It's hot. (Message 1470104)
Posted 84 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
I remember summer!

Me too. It's when I sit in my house in front of the computer because it's too hot to go out.


Can I laugh at your to hot....

The hottest day of the last 12 months was June 28, with a high temperature of 110°F. For reference, on that day the average high temperature is 96°F and the high temperature exceeds 102°F only one day in ten. The hottest month of the last 12 months was June with an average daily high temperature of 98°F.


That is from Kingman, I live in Golden Valley, which is usually 5 degrees warmer than Kingman.

Hottest I can remember it being here in Prescott, AZ (at least in the 10 years I've been here) was about 105°F (40.5°C), but then again, we're about 2495' (760.47m) higher than Golden Valley, AZ.
46) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link #59 (Message 1470103)
Posted 84 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
market
47) Message boards : Cafe SETI : TLTPW - 2014 two-th chance... (Message 1470102)
Posted 84 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
honk!
48) Message boards : Cafe SETI : James' Puns O Fun 3 (Message 1470100)
Posted 84 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
Nah, Wiggo, it's just BOULDERdash.
49) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link #59 (Message 1470098)
Posted 84 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
bag
50) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link #59 (Message 1469775)
Posted 85 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
cinnamon
51) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link #59 (Message 1465953)
Posted 94 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
Southern
52) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link #59 (Message 1465943)
Posted 94 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
Arctic
53) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Your Puns O Fun 2 (Message 1465286)
Posted 96 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
That must be quite a Sensational effect!
54) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link #58 (Message 1465284)
Posted 96 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
stolen
55) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Your Puns O Fun 2 (Message 1464861)
Posted 97 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
Ugh! That was just unBEARable!
56) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link #58 (Message 1464859)
Posted 97 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
healthy
57) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link #58 (Message 1463900)
Posted 100 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
disarray
58) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Your Puns O Fun 2 (Message 1463796)
Posted 100 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
Our efforts are bordering on the amusing. Perhaps, if we kicked the ball
back towards center field. . .

That would be known as "GZ" in Geocaching parlance.
59) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link #58 (Message 1463791)
Posted 100 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
upright
60) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link #58 (Message 1463789)
Posted 100 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
constructing


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