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41) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link #73 (Message 1592324)
Posted 26 Oct 2014 by Profile Michael Belanger
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42) Message boards : Cafe SETI : The joke thread Part 4. (Message 1592323)
Posted 26 Oct 2014 by Profile Michael Belanger
Growing up in the South.......


A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.


There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South.


There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no one's seen before.


If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.


Onced and Twiced are words.


It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy!


Jawl-P? means, Did you all go to the bathroom?


People actually grow, eat and like okra.


Fixinto is one word. It means I'm going to do that.


There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there's supper.


Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar. It is referred to as the Wine of the South.


Backwards and forwards means I know everything about you.


The word jeet is actually a question meaning, 'Did you eat?'


You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is, you work until you're done or it's too dark to see.


You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH em.


Ya'll is singular. All ya'll is plural.


All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal.


You carry jumper cables in your car - for your OWN car.


You only own five spices: salt, pepper, mustard, Tabasco and ketchup.


The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local high school sports, the motor sports, and gossip.


Everyone you meet is a Honey, Sugar, Miss (first name) or Mr.(first name)


You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.


You know what a hissyfit is..


Fried catfish is the other white meat.


We don't need no dang Driver's Ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive!!!


You understand these jokes and forward them to your Southern friends and those who just wish they were from the SOUTH
43) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link #72 (Message 1589167)
Posted 20 Oct 2014 by Profile Michael Belanger
canary
44) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link #72 (Message 1584653)
Posted 10 Oct 2014 by Profile Michael Belanger
crawls
45) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link Discussion Thread III (Message 1584651)
Posted 10 Oct 2014 by Profile Michael Belanger
'binds' > 'binding' - almost the same, TL.
46) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link #72 (Message 1584647)
Posted 10 Oct 2014 by Profile Michael Belanger
binds
47) Message boards : Cafe SETI : The story game, Part III (Message 1584645)
Posted 10 Oct 2014 by Profile Michael Belanger
(with each other)
48) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link #72 (Message 1584643)
Posted 10 Oct 2014 by Profile Michael Belanger
rattling
49) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Real Pictures of Real Seti Friends (Message 1583034)
Posted 7 Oct 2014 by Profile Michael Belanger
Here's mine:
50) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link #72 (Message 1583028)
Posted 7 Oct 2014 by Profile Michael Belanger
studies
51) Message boards : Cafe SETI : The story game, Part III (Message 1583027)
Posted 7 Oct 2014 by Profile Michael Belanger
in the castle
52) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link #71 (Message 1578185)
Posted 26 Sep 2014 by Profile Michael Belanger
monkey
53) Message boards : Cafe SETI : The joke thread Part 4. (Message 1561669)
Posted 24 Aug 2014 by Profile Michael Belanger
Men experience that frozen look of fear pretty early in life


Yeah, it's that 'look' you get when your wife (or girlfriend) drives!! LOL!!
54) Message boards : Cafe SETI : 6.0 magnitude earthquake hits northern California (Message 1561663)
Posted 24 Aug 2014 by Profile Michael Belanger
I was hearing about it on my Ham Radio (I'm W1DGL) on the 15 meter band earlier today. A couple of guys were talking about it; they were from that area.
55) Message boards : Cafe SETI : 6.0 magnitude earthquake hits northern California (Message 1561662)
Posted 24 Aug 2014 by Profile Michael Belanger
Hope all our Setizens in CA are OK.

+1

+2

+3
56) Message boards : Cafe SETI : The story game, Part II (Message 1561660)
Posted 24 Aug 2014 by Profile Michael Belanger
Poet, who doesn't
57) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link #69 (Message 1561658)
Posted 24 Aug 2014 by Profile Michael Belanger
prescription
58) Message boards : Cafe SETI : The joke thread Part 4. (Message 1550800)
Posted 1 Aug 2014 by Profile Michael Belanger
"Like someone crapped a Christmas tree."

That was a line from one of the "Mrs. Brown's Boys" episodes - LOL!
59) Message boards : Cafe SETI : TLPTPW #216: The end of 216 is nearing... (Message 1550794)
Posted 1 Aug 2014 by Profile Michael Belanger
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60) Message boards : Cafe SETI : TLPTPW #216: The end of 216 is nearing... (Message 1550792)
Posted 1 Aug 2014 by Profile Michael Belanger
"TLPTPW #216: The bad salad is Tosed out..."

"Tosed"?? (.....I know you meant "tossed".....) LOL


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