Posts by Michael Belanger, W1DGL

21) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 100 (Message 1978541)
Posted 4 Feb 2019 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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scared
22) Message boards : Cafe SETI : The joke thread Part 4. (Message 1973835)
Posted 6 Jan 2019 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
Post:
A petrol station owner in Ireland was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.'

Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.
If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.

Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close.
The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.'

A week later, Paddy, along with his friend Mick, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.
The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.

Paddy guessed 2. The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3.
You were close, but no free sex this time.'

As they were driving away, Mick said to Paddy,
'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really
give away free sex at all.'

Paddy replied, 'No it's genuine enough Mick.

Me wife won twice last week.'....
23) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 99 (Message 1973831)
Posted 6 Jan 2019 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
Post:
pieces
24) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Puns & Limericks (Message 1973631)
Posted 5 Jan 2019 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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I had a map of Italy tattooed on my chest. I’ve got really sore Naples now.


I think you are really on a kick as the most prolific "punter" here.



Tom

I gotta give credit where it's due - got 99.999% of those from an Amateur Radio friend of mine in Cornwall, UK.
25) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 99 (Message 1973627)
Posted 5 Jan 2019 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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plants
26) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 99 (Message 1971849)
Posted 24 Dec 2018 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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Adamantium
27) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 99 (Message 1971716)
Posted 23 Dec 2018 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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Hamblin
28) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Puns & Limericks (Message 1971714)
Posted 23 Dec 2018 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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We've just had a King Wenceslas special Christmas pizza delivered. It's deep pan crisp and even.
29) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Puns & Limericks (Message 1971633)
Posted 23 Dec 2018 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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I had a map of Italy tattooed on my chest. I’ve got really sore Naples now.
30) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Puns & Limericks (Message 1971632)
Posted 23 Dec 2018 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
Post:
A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug flew into the cows ear. The farmer didn't think much about it, until the bug squirted out into his bucket. It went in one ear and out the udder.
31) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Puns & Limericks (Message 1971631)
Posted 23 Dec 2018 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
Post:
I stood on the top diving board of my local pool with a big fish under my arm.
The lifeguard shouts up, "what are you doing up there?"
I said, "A triple somersault with a pike'"
32) Message boards : Cafe SETI : What Are You Reading? (Message 1971629)
Posted 23 Dec 2018 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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Finished reading Renegade Children, book #8 in the J.N. Chaney series; now I'm reading the standalone 'prequel', Nameless. Also read Book #1 in his Orion Colony series. Awaiting Book #9 in the Renegade series (Renegade Union) and Book #2 in the Orion series.

Finished Book #2 in the Orion Colony series, now just waiting for both Book #3 of that series (next month) and also Book #9 of the Renegade Star series, as well as Book #11 in Ryk Brown's Frontiers Saga (Part 2) series.
33) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 99 (Message 1971627)
Posted 23 Dec 2018 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
Post:
stick(y)
34) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Gas prices in the USA (Message 1971626)
Posted 23 Dec 2018 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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Locally (Prescott, AZ) the lowest is $2.73/gallon for regular. There was a news story the other day about a 'glitch' at a station in the Phoenix (Chandler) area where prices were $0.02 and $0.03/gallon for a few hours until the management caught it and corrected it.
https://www.12news.com/article/news/local/valley/glitch-in-the-gas-tank-drivers-shocked-to-see-2-cent-gas-at-chandler-circle-k/75-356aec97-0d92-4389-9377-02998c34a259
35) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 99 (Message 1971613)
Posted 23 Dec 2018 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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concrete
36) Message boards : Cafe SETI : What Are You Reading? (Message 1970850)
Posted 18 Dec 2018 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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Finished reading Renegade Children, book #8 in the J.N. Chaney series; now I'm reading the standalone 'prequel', Nameless. Also read Book #1 in his Orion Colony series. Awaiting Book #9 in the Renegade series (Renegade Union) and Book #2 in the Orion series.
37) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 99 (Message 1970847)
Posted 18 Dec 2018 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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union
38) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 99 (Message 1970668)
Posted 16 Dec 2018 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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junk
39) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Puns & Limericks (Message 1970667)
Posted 16 Dec 2018 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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A bit of advice for you all,
never shout through a colander......

as you might strain your voice
40) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 99 (Message 1970043)
Posted 12 Dec 2018 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
Post:
neutrons


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