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21) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 61 (Message 1479934)
Posted 57 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
soda
22) Message boards : Cafe SETI : The joke thread Part 4. (Message 1479928)
Posted 57 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
25 Jokes You're Probably Too Stupid To Understand

(Their title, not mine.)

http://www.sickchirpse.com/25-jokes-youre-probably-too-stupid-to-understand/

I admit there were a couple of those I didn't get.

Funny....I 'got' every one of them. (LOL)
23) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 61 (Message 1479925)
Posted 57 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
pull
24) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 61 (Message 1478968)
Posted 59 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
member
25) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 61 (Message 1477838)
Posted 62 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
preened
26) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 60 (Message 1474284)
Posted 69 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
cheese
27) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 60 (Message 1474197)
Posted 69 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
glacier
28) Message boards : Cafe SETI : James' Puns O Fun 3 (Message 1471788)
Posted 76 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
Why? Are you trying to pass the BUCK?
29) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 60 (Message 1471786)
Posted 76 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
strikes
30) Message boards : Cafe SETI : New Laptop on A Budget (Message 1471783)
Posted 76 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
Mine:
http://www.toshiba.com/us/computers/laptops/satellite/C850/C855-S5123
No, I didn't pay that much; one of my neighbors paid that much (each) for 3 of them and kept one, gave me one and gave the 3rd to my other neighbor, because I had assisted him several times with his old computer problems (minor things) and I was allowing him to use my WiFi no-charge (I don't charge anyone for access - if they choose to assist me with paying for the Internet access, then I don't refuse it, but I don't tell them, "you have to pay $xx.xx").
He gave one to my other neighbor, because he gave him a ride to Mexico for a dentist (for both of them). When he finally got his back-payment for his SSDI, he bought the laptops for us.
31) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us A Caption #54 (Message 1471778)
Posted 76 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger

Take my parking spot, will ya!?
32) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 60 (Message 1471777)
Posted 76 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
out
33) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 60 (Message 1471244)
Posted 77 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
film
34) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 60 (Message 1471185)
Posted 77 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
Rangers
35) Message boards : Cafe SETI : James' Puns O Fun 3 (Message 1471170)
Posted 77 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
But, like anyone else, they only have tulips to speak with.
36) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 60 (Message 1471163)
Posted 77 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
amplification
37) Message boards : Cafe SETI : James' Puns O Fun 3 (Message 1471136)
Posted 77 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
Could that be "flour" power?
38) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 60 (Message 1471135)
Posted 77 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
net
39) Message boards : Cafe SETI : The joke thread Part 3. (Message 1470115)
Posted 80 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
MURDER AT TESCO

Tired of constantly
Being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary and then arranging to have her killed.

A 'friend of a friend'
Put him in touch with a nefarious dark-side underworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.' Artie explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was £10,000.



The Husband said he was willing to pay that amount but that he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's insurance money. Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, so the man opened his wallet, displaying the single pound coin that rested inside.
Artie sighed, rolled his eyes and reluctantly agreed to accept the pound as down payment for the dirty deed.



A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local Tesco supermarket. There, he surprised her in the produce department and proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands. As the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last breath and slumped to the floor, the manager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the murder scene. Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind, Artie had no choice but to strangle the produce manager as well.



However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by the hidden security cameras and observed by the shop's security guard, who immediately called the police. Artie was caught and arrested before he could even leave the premises.

Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the whole sordid plan, including his unusual financial arrangements with the hapless husband who was also quickly arrested.
The next day in the newspaper, the headline declared...

(You're going to hate me for this...)
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'ARTIE CHOKES 2 for £1.00 @ Tesco

<mandatory groan>
40) Message boards : Cafe SETI : The joke thread Part 3. (Message 1470111)
Posted 80 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger

It fast


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