Posts by Michael Belanger, W1DGL

21) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 91 (Message 1861038)
Posted 12 Apr 2017 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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beamed
22) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 91 (Message 1857295)
Posted 24 Mar 2017 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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death
23) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 91 (Message 1855360)
Posted 13 Mar 2017 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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Desserts
24) Message boards : Cafe SETI : The joke thread Part 4. (Message 1855358)
Posted 13 Mar 2017 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession.

Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.’

The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.’

The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times.’

The priest thought long and hard and then said, 'Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.’

The young woman asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?’

The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.’
25) Message boards : Cafe SETI : The oldies fight back! (Message 1855338)
Posted 13 Mar 2017 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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26) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 91 (Message 1855337)
Posted 13 Mar 2017 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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confectionery
27) Message boards : Cafe SETI : The joke thread Part 4. (Message 1855336)
Posted 13 Mar 2017 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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I have a midget friend.

He's epileptic and makes pizzas for a living.

I call him "Little Siezures".

(I know I'm going to hell for that one!)
28) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 91 (Message 1851321)
Posted 25 Feb 2017 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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Afterburner
29) Message boards : Cafe SETI : The joke thread Part 4. (Message 1851143)
Posted 25 Feb 2017 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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From a very old and dear friend of mine (Brigitte from Hong Kong) comes the following...

An Irish gal of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice on revivin’ her husband's libido.

"What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor?

"Not a chance" she replied. "He won't even take an aspirin."

"Not a problem," said the doctor. "Give him an Irish Viagra.”

"What on Earth is Irish Viagra?" she asked.

"It's Viagra dissolved in his morning cup of coffee. He won't even taste it.

Let me know how it goes," he said.

She called the doctor the very next afternoon. "How did it go?" he asked.

"Oh doctor, it was terrible. Just horrid, I tell ya! I'm beside meself!"

"Oh, no! What in the world happened?"

"Well, I did the deed, Doctor, just as you advised. I put the Viagra in his morning coffee, and he drank it.

Well, you know, it took effect almost immediately, and he jumped straight up out of his chair with a smile on his face, a twinkle in his eye and his pants a-bulgin’. Then, with one fierce swoop of his arm, he sent the cups, saucers, and everything else that was on the table flyin’ across the room, ripped me clothes to tatters and passionately took me then and there, right on top of the table.

T’was a nightmare, I tell ya, an absolute nightmare!"

“Why so terrible?" asked the doctor. "Wasn't the sex good?"

It was the best sex I've had in me last 25 years, but sure as I'm sittin’ here, doctor, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!”
30) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 91 (Message 1848692)
Posted 15 Feb 2017 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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inquired
31) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 91 (Message 1847913)
Posted 10 Feb 2017 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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Inebriated
32) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 91 (Message 1847786)
Posted 10 Feb 2017 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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Moment
33) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 90 (Message 1830442)
Posted 14 Nov 2016 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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window
34) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 90 (Message 1829327)
Posted 9 Nov 2016 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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bacon
35) Message boards : Cafe SETI : The joke thread Part 4. (Message 1825633)
Posted 20 Oct 2016 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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36) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 89 (Message 1825627)
Posted 20 Oct 2016 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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singer
37) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link Discussion Thread IV (Message 1824722)
Posted 16 Oct 2016 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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Are (first) names allowed?
38) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 89 (Message 1822294)
Posted 6 Oct 2016 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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Pennsylvania
39) Message boards : Cafe SETI : TLPTPW-The Last Person To Post Here Wins - 258 (Message 1821236)
Posted 2 Oct 2016 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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Hmmmm.....
40) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 89 (Message 1821235)
Posted 2 Oct 2016 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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Archimedes


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