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21) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Photography critique. (Message 1258306)
Posted 345 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
I have a scanner that does specifically slides/35mm negatives; I haven't used it in quite a while, as 99% of the negatives I had got ruined in an unscrupulous storage place's room (not climate-controlled, and not water/moisture-resistant, so you can just guess what happened to them).
I scanned as many of the 'good' ones as I could (and there weren't many), and I'm still (years later) in the process of 'editing' them as best I can. A lot are what I would consider "unrestorable", but I kept them because of the picture itself.
22) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Starting a new game, attempt 2. (Message 1257012)
Posted 347 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
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23) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 31 (Message 1257005)
Posted 347 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
Private
24) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Puns O Fun 23 (Message 1257004)
Posted 347 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
I hope you weren't SWAMPed by them!
25) Message boards : Cafe SETI : I learned something new (game) (Message 1256785)
Posted 348 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
Antimatter?
26) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 31 (Message 1256784)
Posted 348 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
Disney('s)
27) Message boards : Cafe SETI : The joke thread Part 3. (Message 1252507)
Posted 357 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
Even Dean Martin.
Professional comedian that he was, could not contain himself during this skit.
He lost it.
Foster Brooks........the airlline pilot skit.
[url=]You you are not a pilot? No, I I have never been on telvision. Don't worry, it'l turn up.[/url]

Um, Mark? Your URL seems to be a bit broken...

Working on it,.......

I suppose I should finally post the link properly.....LOL.

Before things got so politically correct.
Martin is laughing so hard, he gets out his hanky to wipe the tears from his eyes......
You sure you're not a pilot?

Funny thing is, Foster Brooks was never drunk; apparently someone bet him that he couldn't stay sober for (I forgot the length of time), and he stayed sober the rest of his life!
28) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link #30 (Message 1248162)
Posted 366 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
flick
29) Message boards : Cafe SETI : The joke thread Part 3. (Message 1247793)
Posted 367 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
The New F-15 "Float Eagle":

30) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link #30 (Message 1247790)
Posted 367 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
VFA-103 (didn't think a Navy Vet would know, eh?)
31) Message boards : Cafe SETI : The joke thread Part 3. (Message 1247789)
Posted 367 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
Something Bill might like:

O'Hare Approach Control: "United 329 Heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, One o'clock, 3 miles, eastbound."
United 329: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this... I've got that Fokker in sight."

Student Pilot: "I'm lost; I'm over a lake and heading toward the big E."
Controller: "Make several 90 degree turns so I can identify you on radar."
(short pause)...
Controller: "Okay then. That lake is the Atlantic Ocean. Suggest you turn to
the big W immediately ..."

A fool and his money are soon flying more airplane than he can handle.

32) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link #30 (Message 1247778)
Posted 367 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
goblin
33) Message boards : Cafe SETI : 11 Blackbirds (Message 1247451)
Posted 367 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
Now THIS is a "convention"!!

34) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Puns O Fun 22 (Message 1246702)
Posted 369 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
We'll be INDIAN the house tonight!
35) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beets: Give us a caption 45 (Message 1246701)
Posted 369 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger

OMG! I thought it was a ferry!
36) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 29 (Message 1246700)
Posted 369 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
(you want) -fries- (with that?)
37) Message boards : Cafe SETI : first 100,000 credits (Message 1246699)
Posted 369 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
Allow me to add my congrats to Rick and to also wecome him to SETI@home!
38) Message boards : Cafe SETI : TV Trivia 2.0 (Message 1246698)
Posted 369 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
Yes, she did. Sorry guys, I'm not on as often as I used to be. I'll IM her about it.
39) Message boards : Cafe SETI : The joke thread Part 3. (Message 1243523)
Posted 376 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just
inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts
and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.
'One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me,' said one boy. Several
dropped and rolled down toward the fence.

Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he
thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to
investigate. Sure enough, he heard, 'One for you, one for me, one for you,
one for me...'He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just
around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along.

'Come here quick,' said the boy, 'you won't believe what I heard! Satan
and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls!'

The man said, 'Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk.' When
the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery.

Standing by the fence they heard, 'One for you, one for me. One for you,
one for me.'

The old man whispered, 'Boy, you've been tellin' me the truth. Let's see
if we can see the Lord...?

Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to
see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the
fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord.
At last they heard, 'One for you, one for me. That's all. Now let's go get
those nuts by the fence and we'll be done...

They say the old man had the lead for a good half-mile before the kid on the bike passed him.
40) Message boards : Cafe SETI : TV Trivia 2.0 (Message 1243500)
Posted 376 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
CSI Quotes:

"You look tired, buddy. Want me to make you a bottle, go night-night ?"

Who said it?


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