Posts by Michael Belanger, W1DGL

1) Message boards : Cafe SETI : TLPTPHW #265 - Jelly Babies For Everyone!!! :-) (Message 1885685)
Posted 28 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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Good afternoon (well, for the western US) win!
2) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 92 (Message 1885684)
Posted 28 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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Australian
3) Message boards : Cafe SETI : 2017 Total Eclipse Plans (Message 1885683)
Posted 28 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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As I understand it, you'd have to be traveling at Mach 1.5 or slightly faster to follow the shadow.
4) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 92 (Message 1883015)
Posted 10 Aug 2017 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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Klingon
5) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 92 (Message 1881989)
Posted 4 Aug 2017 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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Safka
6) Message boards : Cafe SETI : The joke thread Part 4. (Message 1881836)
Posted 3 Aug 2017 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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A man decided to spend the night with a prostitute.

When it was over she told him to pay $500. He said he’d send it to her in an envelope marked “Rent for Apartment.”

The next day, however, he regretted that he spent the night with her and sent only $250. When she wrote him a letter asking why he didn’t pay full price, he wrote her a memo saying:
"Dear lady, I am including a check for $250 for your rent. I am not sending you the sum we previously agreed on, as before I rented the apartment I was given the impression that:

1. The apartment had not been used before.

2. It had adequate heating.

3. It was small enough for me to feel comfortable in it.

Instead, I found the apartment had been used many times before, had no heating and was too big for me!"

Quite pleased with himself, he sends the letter.

A few days later the prostitute responds in her own letter, saying the following:

"Dear Sir,

1. You should have known such a beautiful apartment had been rented before.

2. The apartment did have adequate heating. You just didn’t know how to turn it on.

3. The apartment was the perfect size. You just didn’t have large enough furniture to fill it.

You are hereby asked to pay the rent in full or I will be forced to contact your current landlady!"
7) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 92 (Message 1881823)
Posted 3 Aug 2017 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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Thunderbolt
8) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 92 (Message 1875688)
Posted 29 Jun 2017 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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natural
9) Message boards : Cafe SETI : The joke thread Part 4. (Message 1875681)
Posted 29 Jun 2017 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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Funny for Thursday...

A desperate looking woman stood poised on the edge of a high bridge, about to jump off.

An old homeless guy who was wandering by stopped and said, "Look, since you'll be dead in a few minutes, and it won't matter to you, how about a quickie before you go?"

She screamed, "NO! Bug off you filthy old bastard!"

He shrugged and turned away saying, "Okay then,
I'll just go and wait at the bottom."

She didn't jump.

Lesson: Suicide counseling really does work
10) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Seti Science Fiction Book Club (Message 1873939)
Posted 19 Jun 2017 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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11) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give us a Caption - number 67 (Message 1873934)
Posted 19 Jun 2017 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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Downtown Phoenix this week!
12) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 92 (Message 1873933)
Posted 19 Jun 2017 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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carpet
13) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 92 (Message 1871183)
Posted 5 Jun 2017 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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professor
14) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 91 (Message 1866046)
Posted 7 May 2017 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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complement(s)
15) Message boards : Cafe SETI : The joke thread Part 4. (Message 1866045)
Posted 7 May 2017 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late 40’s or early 50’s.
“May I help you?” she asked.
“I want to see Valerie,” the man replied.
“Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else,” said the madam.
“No, I must see Valerie,” was the man’s reply.
Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man that she charged $1,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten one-hundred dollar bills, gave them to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see Valerie. Valerie explained that none had ever come back two nights in a row–too expensive–and there were no discounts. The price was still $1,000. Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for the third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs. After their session, Valerie questioned the man. “No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?” she asked.
The man replied, ” South Carolina.”
“Really” she said. “I have family in South Carolina.”
“I know,” the man said. “Your father died, and I am your sister’s attorney. She asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance.”
The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain:
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer
16) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 91 (Message 1865510)
Posted 4 May 2017 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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percussionist
17) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #66: second of 2017 (Message 1865477)
Posted 4 May 2017 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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Potato stampede!
18) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 91 (Message 1865476)
Posted 4 May 2017 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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ball
19) Message boards : Cafe SETI : TLPTPW - CCLXIV -- Spring time (Message 1864056)
Posted 27 Apr 2017 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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For who(m), Carlos?
20) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 91 (Message 1864055)
Posted 27 Apr 2017 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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outtasight


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