Posts by Michael Belanger, W1DGL

1) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 90 (Message 1830442)
Posted 25 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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window
2) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 90 (Message 1829327)
Posted 29 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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bacon
3) Message boards : Cafe SETI : The joke thread Part 4. (Message 1825633)
Posted 20 Oct 2016 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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4) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 89 (Message 1825627)
Posted 20 Oct 2016 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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singer
5) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link Discussion Thread IV (Message 1824722)
Posted 16 Oct 2016 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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Are (first) names allowed?
6) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 89 (Message 1822294)
Posted 6 Oct 2016 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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Pennsylvania
7) Message boards : Cafe SETI : TLPTPW-The Last Person To Post Here Wins - 258 (Message 1821236)
Posted 2 Oct 2016 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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Hmmmm.....
8) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 89 (Message 1821235)
Posted 2 Oct 2016 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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Archimedes
9) Message boards : Cafe SETI : The Last Person To Post Here Wins - 257 - Marvel's Luke Cage 1x01 Moment of Truth! (Message 1819915)
Posted 26 Sep 2016 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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12, 13!
10) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 89 (Message 1819914)
Posted 26 Sep 2016 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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lovingly
11) Message boards : Cafe SETI : intergalactic quotes 2 (Message 1818350)
Posted 20 Sep 2016 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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Yar to Data: "It never happened!"
12) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 89 (Message 1818348)
Posted 20 Sep 2016 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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takeover
13) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 89 (Message 1815920)
Posted 9 Sep 2016 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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sleuth
14) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 89 (Message 1815565)
Posted 7 Sep 2016 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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unappealing
15) Message boards : Cafe SETI : The joke thread Part 4. (Message 1815550)
Posted 7 Sep 2016 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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A young man with his pants hanging half off his behind, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck; walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

He marched up to the counter and said,
"Hi. You know, I just H A T E drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.. I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing." The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We Just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and
bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2012 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes."

"Because of The long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say
but you will also have, as part of your job, the
assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bull******n' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well...
You started it." .....
16) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 89 (Message 1815535)
Posted 7 Sep 2016 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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CPAP
17) Message boards : Cafe SETI : The joke thread Part 4. (Message 1815504)
Posted 7 Sep 2016 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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Yeah, I must be a nerd/geek. Strangely enough, I "got" all of those!

Geek Jokes

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

Iron Man = FeMale.

It’s hard to explain jokes to kleptomaniacs because they always take everything literally.

Knock knock! Who’s there? To. To who? You mean “to whom.”

The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.

And the bartender says “we don’t serve faster than light particles in here!” A tachyon walks into a bar.

Two Jawas walk under a bar.

What game does Boba Fett play with his Boba Pet? Boba Fetch.

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

A mathematician, a biologist, and a physicist are sitting in a street cafe watching people going in and out of the house on the other side of the street. First, they see two people going into the house. After a while they notice three people coming out of the house. The physicist says the measurement wasn’t accurate. The biologist says they have reproduced. The mathematician says that if exactly one person enters the house, it will be empty again.

What do you call the Nintendo Wii in France? A Nintendo Yes

If there were ever to be a Minecraft movie, it would be a blockbuster.

There is a band called 1023MB, but they haven’t had any gigs yet.

What is Benoit B. Mandelbrot’s middle name? Benoit B. Mandelbrot

Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar. And doesn’t.
18) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 89 (Message 1815496)
Posted 7 Sep 2016 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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inhaler
19) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link # 89 (Message 1815392)
Posted 6 Sep 2016 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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upchuck
20) Message boards : News : Breakthrough Listen observations of HD 164595 (Message 1814962)
Posted 4 Sep 2016 by Profile Michael Belanger, W1DGL
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OK, now for those of us "mundanes", how about a "dumbed-down" version of it, explaining all of the scientific jargon?


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