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1) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link #83 (Message 1704085)
Posted 5 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
only
2) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link #83 (Message 1704061)
Posted 5 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
bright
3) Message boards : Cafe SETI : The story game, Part VII (Message 1704009)
Posted 5 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
of town, where
4) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Pluto will always be a Planet to me (Message 1704001)
Posted 5 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger

Uh-oh. Recent close-up photos of Pluto show a possible cause for concern.
5) Message boards : Cafe SETI : The story game, Part VII (Message 1703997)
Posted 5 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
in the most
6) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link #83 (Message 1703996)
Posted 5 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
elite
7) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link #83 (Message 1703597)
Posted 7 days ago by Profile Michael Belanger
Hook
8) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link #82 (Message 1684761)
Posted 27 May 2015 by Profile Michael Belanger
large
9) Message boards : Cafe SETI : The joke thread Part 4. (Message 1684760)
Posted 27 May 2015 by Profile Michael Belanger
Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?' 'Just use paper from the photocopier', the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies.

Brunette, by the way!!
10) Message boards : Cafe SETI : The joke thread Part 4. (Message 1684758)
Posted 27 May 2015 by Profile Michael Belanger
I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those 'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed.
After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the
'divider', looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it.
Not finding the bar code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?'
I said to her 'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today.'
She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left.
She had no clue to what had just happened.

( But the lady behind me had a big smirk on her face as I left)
11) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link #80 (Message 1660500)
Posted 1 Apr 2015 by Profile Michael Belanger
Eggs
12) Message boards : Cafe SETI : April 1st Pranks (Message 1660497)
Posted 1 Apr 2015 by Profile Michael Belanger
New Amateur radio that Baofeng just introduced:
13) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link #80 (Message 1660488)
Posted 1 Apr 2015 by Profile Michael Belanger
Togetherness
14) Message boards : Cafe SETI : The joke thread Part 4. (Message 1660462)
Posted 1 Apr 2015 by Profile Michael Belanger
The Best Pubs Are Irish

"As good as this bar is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home.

In Glasgow, there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink."

"Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "At my local in London , the Red Lion, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two."

"Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said Patty Sheehan, the Irishman.

"Back home in me favorite pub in Galway, the moment you set foot in the place, they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like, actually. Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see dat you get laid, all on the house!"

The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of the claims.

"Did this actually happen to you?"

"Not meself, personally, no," admitted the Irishman, "but it did happen to me sister quite a few times."
15) Message boards : Cafe SETI : TLPTPW #229: 727 Blade wins!!!! (Message 1630085)
Posted 20 Jan 2015 by Profile Michael Belanger
"Holiday"?? What's that?? My next paid day off won't be until Memorial Day.
16) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Word Link #77 (Message 1630082)
Posted 20 Jan 2015 by Profile Michael Belanger
lot
17) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Man Cave (Message 1630081)
Posted 20 Jan 2015 by Profile Michael Belanger
The only 'thing' in my "Man Cave":

18) Message boards : Cafe SETI : The story game, Part V (Message 1630080)
Posted 20 Jan 2015 by Profile Michael Belanger
keep us in
19) Message boards : Cafe SETI : The joke thread Part 4. (Message 1628558)
Posted 16 Jan 2015 by Profile Michael Belanger
before I get confused...

I was born in the State of Confusion, & never left!
20) Message boards : Cafe SETI : The story game, Part V (Message 1628556)
Posted 16 Jan 2015 by Profile Michael Belanger
with one another....


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