Posts by Graham Middleton


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1) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #58 (Message 1603269)
Posted 1 hour ago by Profile Graham Middleton
You don't want to hear what the rear gunner said just before this photo!
2) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #58 (Message 1602693)
Posted 1 day ago by Profile Graham Middleton
"See! I TOLD you that you'd put the anti-grav drive in downside up!"

or

"Yes, I know it fits on a single parking space, but that's hardly the point!"
3) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #58 (Message 1601564)
Posted 4 days ago by Profile Graham Middleton
Well, I've put it on the blood drip, now it's over to you to do the rest..


And, KWSN, in case you haven't noticed, I like puns somewhat.
4) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #58 (Message 1600716)
Posted 7 days ago by Profile Graham Middleton
We do this just COS we like it.
5) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #58 (Message 1600212)
Posted 8 days ago by Profile Graham Middleton
Red, Yes
Riding, obviously.
Hood, quite clearly.

But Little ????
6) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #58 (Message 1599491)
Posted 10 days ago by Profile Graham Middleton
When she started to surface after the night before, she had this strange feeling that she should not look over her shoulder at the person with her.
7) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Miggins Magnificent Mouthwatering Mouthfuls (Message 1599425)
Posted 10 days ago by Profile Graham Middleton
My Dear Mrs Miggins,

To have an opportunity to manipulate such things as your widely-renowned muffins, is an event not to be missed.

I am sure that many of the people who follow this discussion would agree with me.

I remain,

Your Admirer

Graham W Middleton
Sub-Lieutenant RN (Retd.)
8) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Lest we forget... (Message 1598666)
Posted 12 days ago by Profile Graham Middleton
George & Paddy Middleton
William Hash
9) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Who farted??? (Message 1598665)
Posted 12 days ago by Profile Graham Middleton
The Original Big Bertha ?? COR! What a Bore!!!!

She certainly made a lot of noise, and it took a lot of men to look after her!
10) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #58 (Message 1598061)
Posted 13 days ago by Profile Graham Middleton
After the party upstairs damaged the ceiling the couple take it in turns to hold it up while the other one sleeps. However, Jane's aching arms mean that now she can't call Carl to take over!

Very long and not very funny!
11) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #58 (Message 1597462)
Posted 14 days ago by Profile Graham Middleton
Not to win but ...

"I say, dear, what did you use to clean this seat? It seems a little tacky!"

I'm Sorry, but the pun made me do it!
12) Message boards : Cafe SETI : My bum's itchy. (Message 1597098)
Posted 15 days ago by Profile Graham Middleton
http://answerparty.com/question/answer/what-should-i-name-my-butt
13) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #58 (Message 1596352)
Posted 17 days ago by Profile Graham Middleton
And then there were four!
14) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Transportation safety 2 (Message 1588661)
Posted 18 Oct 2014 by Profile Graham Middleton
Not for the faint-hearted, from earlier this year.


http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/6621064/2e5ec4e1/schokkende_beelden_auto_ongeluk_belgie.html

Very scary!
15) Message boards : Number crunching : AP V7 (Message 1588652)
Posted 18 Oct 2014 by Profile Graham Middleton
Many thanks for the pointers, Mike and Zalster.

I'll try some changes over this weekend & see how it all goes.
16) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1588443)
Posted 17 Oct 2014 by Profile Graham Middleton
"I was proceeding in a westerly direction at a speed commensurate with the road conditions, contacting control to tell them where I was, when this wall leapt out in front of me!"

Or

"Honest officer, I didn't see it coming"
17) Message boards : Number crunching : AP V7 (Message 1588388)
Posted 17 Oct 2014 by Profile Graham Middleton
I have a GTX 580 & a GTX 570 on a XEON quad-core. I'm running with the Lunatics 0.43 installer, that went in very easily (many thanks to all involved)

My question is can someone please give me tips on the cmdline options to use, currently:-

ap_cmdline_winx86_SSE2_OpenCL_NV has
-use_sleep -unroll 12 -ffa_block 8192 -ffa_block_fetch 4096 -hp


ap_cmdline_x64_SSE3_CPU is empty

TIA
18) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Mysterious Miscellaneous Tool Time V5 (Message 1586537)
Posted 13 Oct 2014 by Profile Graham Middleton
How big is it?
19) Message boards : Number crunching : Lunatics Windows Installer v0.43 Release Notes (Message 1586523)
Posted 13 Oct 2014 by Profile Graham Middleton
Many thanks to Richard and the Lunatics team for the new installer, it went all very seamlessly for me. No alerts from McAfee etc...

Earlier this evening I installed the latest and greatest from Richard.

Just completed my first AP WU About 24 minutes for one WU on its own on a GTX 580. The WU was 1615702582, currently pending validation.

It seemed to be loading the GPU to about 90% on its own, and using between 600 and 800 MB of the 1536MB of GPU memory, so I won't run more than one at a time I think for the moment.


1403 SETI@home 13/10/2014 23:14:10 Computation for task ap_04se14aa_B0_P0_00123_20141013_29008.wu_0 finished
20) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1584561)
Posted 10 Oct 2014 by Profile Graham Middleton
An early Les Dawson recital (An example for our colonial cousins - http://youtu.be/9nNGlaiVypU )


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