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1) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #63 (Message 1776217)
Posted 4 Apr 2016 by Profile Gnu
This little piggy went to market...
2) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #63 (Message 1776151)
Posted 4 Apr 2016 by Profile Gnu
Time to declare a winner...

In third...Carlos with

It's the only way I could get him to carry my coffee thermos.

In second...Admiral Gloval with

And now the untold story of Jacques Cousteau's faithful companion.

The winner...Lynn with

I'll find that ball if it kills me!



Well done folks...PM on it's way...
3) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #63 (Message 1775867)
Posted 3 Apr 2016 by Profile Gnu
Here we go....

4) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #63 (Message 1775865)
Posted 3 Apr 2016 by Profile Gnu
Cheers....:o)

I'll go root out a suitable picture...
5) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #63 (Message 1775228)
Posted 31 Mar 2016 by Profile Gnu
I told him not to hold his farts in....but would he listen...
6) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #63 (Message 1774737)
Posted 28 Mar 2016 by Profile Gnu
Would you like to ring my bell...



I'd love to get into your slipstream...
7) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #63 (Message 1772382)
Posted 18 Mar 2016 by Profile Gnu
When you gotta let one go....you gotta let one go...
8) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #63 (Message 1771553)
Posted 14 Mar 2016 by Profile Gnu
If Trump thinks building that wall is going to stop us coming in...he's got another thing coming...
9) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #63 (Message 1770967)
Posted 11 Mar 2016 by Profile Gnu
I'm sure Kermit and Miss Piggy were here a moment ago...
10) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #63 (Message 1770965)
Posted 11 Mar 2016 by Profile Gnu
I have ten fingers
And they all belong to me,
I can make them do things-
Would you like to see?
11) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #63 (Message 1770964)
Posted 11 Mar 2016 by Profile Gnu
Proof that the right hand doesn't know what the left is doing...
12) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #63 (Message 1770546)
Posted 9 Mar 2016 by Profile Gnu
What...you want me to host the Oscars...
13) Message boards : Team Recruitment Center : They Seek Us Here - They Seek Us There. (Message 1770506)
Posted 9 Mar 2016 by Profile Gnu
14) Message boards : Cafe SETI : The joke thread Part 4. (Message 1770498)
Posted 9 Mar 2016 by Profile Gnu
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. "What'll you have?" he asked.

"Oh, I don't know. The same as you I suppose," she replied.

So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his down in one shot.

His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out. "Yuck, that's TERRIBLE!" she spluttered. "I don't know how you can drink this stuff!"

"Well, there you go," cried the husband. "And you think I'm out enjoying myself every night!"




One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another.

This goes on for a half an hour and the bartender gets worried. "What's the matter?" the bartender asks.

"My wife and I got into a fight," explained the guy "and now she isn't talking to me for a whole 31 days."

After thinking it over in a reassuring tone, the bartender asked. "But, isn't it a good thing that she isn't talking to you?".

"Yeah, except today is the last night."
15) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #63 (Message 1770040)
Posted 6 Mar 2016 by Profile Gnu
Another purrfect purrformance...
16) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #63 (Message 1770012)
Posted 6 Mar 2016 by Profile Gnu
I thank you for the win... but I thought my "little friend" was funnier...


You're welcome...but everyone's sense of humour is different... :0)
17) Message boards : Cafe SETI : What are you listening to? (Message 1769948)
Posted 6 Mar 2016 by Profile Gnu
Ruslan and Ludmila - Overture

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjUijyeFMu0


Strauss - Radetzky March

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHFf7NIwOHQ
18) Message boards : Cafe SETI : The joke thread Part 4. (Message 1769939)
Posted 6 Mar 2016 by Profile Gnu
This policeman came up to me with a pencil and a piece of very thin paper. He said, "I want you to trace someone for me."



A fella said to me: "Your mother-in-law has just died, do you want her embalmed, buried or cremated?" I said: "Take no chances, give her the lot."



I went to the doctors. He said 'What appears to be the problem?'. I said 'I keep having the same dream, night after night, beautiful girls rushing towards me and I keep pushing them away'. He said 'How can I help?'. I said 'Break my arms!'



Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure.



I said to the chemist, 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said, 'Why?' I said, 'She keeps waking up.'



"I always take my wife morning tea in my pyjamas, but is she grateful? . . . No, she says she'd rather have it in a cup"
19) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #63 (Message 1769817)
Posted 5 Mar 2016 by Profile Gnu
OK..the winner is...

"Ms. Clinton, you're trying to seduce me Aren't you?"

PM on it's way to KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!

Thanks for all your captions folks...
20) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's give us a caption #63 (Message 1769463)
Posted 4 Mar 2016 by Profile Gnu
Come on guys 'n gals.....we need a few more yet..


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