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Message 1955731 - Posted: 16 Sep 2018, 17:06:38 UTC

WHAT?????????
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The COFFEE machine is BROKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Message 1955875 - Posted: 17 Sep 2018, 13:33:41 UTC

Judgement Time.

I had two Chihuahua's in my care until they passed across the Rainbow Bridge.

Third Place: Paul
You two are arguing over the ownership of a chihuahua?
I'll use the King Solomon solution! Bailiff, bring me a meat cleaver!

Which way do you want to divide the dog, lengthwise or widthwise? And who wants what half?

I know, not PETA approved... its a joke...
...and Kittyman had already used a cat in his caption...

Second Place: Carlos
Did I ask you to talk?

First Place: JaundicedEye
"Bailiff! Clear the Courtroom...........while I slap the crap out of these two IDIOTS!"

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Message 1956033 - Posted: 18 Sep 2018, 13:05:33 UTC

Looks like player #1 had dropped out and asked player #2 to go for it. So, Carlos' has the picture finding duty.

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Message 1956071 - Posted: 18 Sep 2018, 14:34:19 UTC
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Being a supporter of truth in journalism I found this image fun. I call your attention to the two skipping along behind the reporter. The image is a link to the full video.
Caption this.

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Message 1956292 - Posted: 19 Sep 2018, 12:29:17 UTC

What? Me out in that nasty stuff? Are you crazy?

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Message 1956299 - Posted: 19 Sep 2018, 14:05:55 UTC - in response to Message 1956292.  

NOT REAL NEWS: Anderson Cooper didn't fake flood broadcast
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Message 1956341 - Posted: 19 Sep 2018, 17:08:03 UTC

The two in the background are out to play tackle football in the rain...
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Message 1956342 - Posted: 19 Sep 2018, 17:10:15 UTC

Fake news, fake weather
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Message 1956634 - Posted: 21 Sep 2018, 13:29:04 UTC

4 captions in 36 hours. Well letting this steep any longer will likely just cause to rot. So I must pick a winner. Since humor seemed to be lacking, I will select by my cat's licking.
With no drumroll and further ado:

With one sniff Betreger, gets 3rd place with
Fake news, fake weather

With a rub against the monitor and a lick, Admiral get’s second place with:
What? Me out in that nasty stuff? Are you crazy?

But the outstanding winner, with three licks and a purr we have the winner:
KWSN the Holly Hand Grenade
The two in the background are out to play tackle football in the rain...

Congrats Grenade
You get to post the next photo.
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Message 1956636 - Posted: 21 Sep 2018, 13:35:49 UTC
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@ Carlos
Darn cameraman! Why didn't that €>%#< warn me about those people!!??

More fake news fodder for Trump.

Better?

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Message 1956649 - Posted: 21 Sep 2018, 16:34:16 UTC
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Win noted… (thank you, Carlos...)

That said, caption THIS:

FR DZ Bang 4-7-17 3 by Paul Sullivan, on Flickr

As usual,
Copyright © 2018, Paul Sullivan, All rights reserved


BTW, tackle football in the rain is FUN! (although not in a hurricane, which makes passing difficult-to-impossible!...)
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Message 1956677 - Posted: 21 Sep 2018, 22:14:06 UTC

meet my invisible partner
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Message 1956693 - Posted: 21 Sep 2018, 22:54:48 UTC

Anniet's "pigeon" before moving in.

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Message 1956824 - Posted: 22 Sep 2018, 17:50:44 UTC

Only two captions, another 24 hours are required...
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Message 1956825 - Posted: 22 Sep 2018, 17:58:31 UTC

Why is the pigeon crossing the road?
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Message 1956826 - Posted: 22 Sep 2018, 18:09:11 UTC

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Message 1956943 - Posted: 23 Sep 2018, 15:44:54 UTC - in response to Message 1956826.  

Aunt Ethel I want you to me Harvey.

That should have been "meet Harvey."
Darn fingers are moving slower.
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Message 1956962 - Posted: 23 Sep 2018, 17:15:12 UTC
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Well, it's Judgement Day! Time!... with only 4 entries to choose from...

In third place is the Admiral with:
"Anniet's "pigeon" before moving in."

In second place is Betregar with:
"Why is the pigeon crossing the road?"

And First Place (and next picture...) goes to Carlos for his movie reference:
"Aunt Ethel, I want you to meet Harvey..." from Harvey

My caption would'a been another movie reference, from Clint Eastwood in Any Which Way But Loose:
"Left turn, Clyde!"

This Feathered Rat is in the (now closed) Dusit Zoo in Bangkok...

PM to be sent as soon as this missive is posted...
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Message 1957050 - Posted: 24 Sep 2018, 1:23:00 UTC

Thanks KWSW,
I am so honored to have be chosen. Having surveyed over 200 wildfires in California so far this year, I think this could generate some fun captions.

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Message 1957064 - Posted: 24 Sep 2018, 3:18:47 UTC

A still shot of an actual "firenado"
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