It almost sounds like the tagline to a joke. A man brought a dead raccoon into a San Francisco McDonald’s Sunday, leaving it on a table for all to see as blood dripped from the carcass, according to a video of the incident.

The viral seven-minute video, captured by customer Chris Brooks, shows the vagrant man sitting with a carcass while a McDonald’s employee tells him to leave the fast food joint.

A cow escaped the rodeo and disappeared into an Anchorage park. For 6 months, no one has been able to catch her.

The large flightless bird, named Chris, was seen in the road at Chiltern Bank, Peppard Common, on Sunday.

PC Simon Pink said a number of people had called about the rhea, but efforts to capture it had been unsuccessful.

In a tweet Thames Valley Police compared the situation to the comedy film Hot Fuzz, in which officers are tasked with recovering a swan.

Now that is superb table manners :-)

That looks very hungry weather for cows.

We also have an escapee:

'Escape artist' rhea on the run for weeks in Oxfordshire

The large flightless bird, named Chris, was seen in the road at Chiltern Bank, Peppard Common, on Sunday.

PC Simon Pink said a number of people had called about the rhea, but efforts to capture it had been unsuccessful.

In a tweet Thames Valley Police compared the situation to the comedy film Hot Fuzz, in which officers are tasked with recovering a swan.

A raccoon took a stroll on some Bronx subway tracks and was injured by a train Friday, halting service for several hours, city transit officials said.
... The raccoon was removed alive, MTA officials said.