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"Ask yourselves not what you can do for your country, but what you can do for us"
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You are the ugliest alien I've ever seen.
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Message 1922512 - Posted: 3 Mar 2018, 19:55:28 UTC

" this finger has travelled far and..."
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Message 1922513 - Posted: 3 Mar 2018, 19:55:37 UTC
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I flew 1000 light years for THAT ?


Or


Hand me that phone to call home.
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"Which one of you interrupted the broadcast of the super bowl?"
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Message 1922527 - Posted: 3 Mar 2018, 20:27:34 UTC

"Pull My Finger"
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Message 1922528 - Posted: 3 Mar 2018, 20:31:21 UTC

"We saw your ads for Yellow Pages, so here we are :-)"
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I'm your Uber driver.
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Message 1922537 - Posted: 3 Mar 2018, 20:56:32 UTC
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You have a booger hanging, think your nose is giving birth!
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Message 1922546 - Posted: 3 Mar 2018, 21:21:53 UTC

are you as soft as you look?
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Look over there.....
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Message 1922686 - Posted: 4 Mar 2018, 10:54:29 UTC
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You are our next contestant on "You Are Sticking That Probe Where???!!!"

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Message 1922688 - Posted: 4 Mar 2018, 11:02:02 UTC

Alien thinks: Is this the best medical specimen we can find out here?
Alien says: I come in peace.

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Message 1922696 - Posted: 4 Mar 2018, 13:00:33 UTC

One thing I can't do is pick my nose.
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Message 1922697 - Posted: 4 Mar 2018, 13:00:39 UTC
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Your house is next.
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Message 1922728 - Posted: 4 Mar 2018, 16:31:05 UTC

"Beam me up, Scotty, there's no intelligent life on this planet..."
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Hello, from Albany, CA!...
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Message 1922729 - Posted: 4 Mar 2018, 16:38:27 UTC

Wrong number.....
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Message 1922731 - Posted: 4 Mar 2018, 16:54:17 UTC

"UNCLE ASGARD, WANTS YOU! BE MORE THAN YOU CAN BE."

"Sour Grapes make a bitter Whine." <(0)>
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Message 1922737 - Posted: 4 Mar 2018, 17:41:50 UTC

I want you........ to enlist in the Universal Star Army

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Only you can prevent cosmic conflagrations
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Message 1922740 - Posted: 4 Mar 2018, 17:45:05 UTC

You got a couple bucks for gas ? I left home without my wallet.
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Message 1922742 - Posted: 4 Mar 2018, 17:47:55 UTC

you humans are an interesting species,
you are capable of such beautiful dreams,
and such horrible nightmares.
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