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Message 1896650 - Posted: 21 Oct 2017, 17:22:43 UTC

Doctor, it hurts when I do THIS.
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Message 1896664 - Posted: 21 Oct 2017, 19:24:28 UTC

Merkel must be speaking again...........too late to save the socks.............

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Message 1896666 - Posted: 21 Oct 2017, 20:05:53 UTC

Was invited to a speaking engagement by Donald Trump.

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Message 1896696 - Posted: 21 Oct 2017, 21:37:31 UTC

What do you think Mr, Weinstein?
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Message 1896697 - Posted: 21 Oct 2017, 21:39:32 UTC - in response to Message 1896666.  

I told the cleaners not to give me Hillary's pantsuit.
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Message 1896726 - Posted: 21 Oct 2017, 23:28:55 UTC

It's imperative that I win this years knobbly knee contest !
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Message 1896821 - Posted: 22 Oct 2017, 10:56:01 UTC

Do we KNEED to caption this one?
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Message 1896879 - Posted: 22 Oct 2017, 16:40:12 UTC

Hello, I'm the Minister for Silly Walks...
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Hello, from Albany, CA!...
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Message 1896915 - Posted: 22 Oct 2017, 18:46:40 UTC

Well you said to be prepared for flooding.
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Message 1896942 - Posted: 22 Oct 2017, 20:09:56 UTC

While waiting in line.
You put your feet first in the toilet and stand up tall and flush it. Then it's off to work at the Ministry of Magic.

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Message 1896944 - Posted: 22 Oct 2017, 20:13:17 UTC

Compare.com? You're crazy! You'll never see a better thigh anywhere.
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Message 1897198 - Posted: 24 Oct 2017, 0:12:07 UTC
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Have at it folks.

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Message 1897200 - Posted: 24 Oct 2017, 0:17:36 UTC

Y'all know this pony ate my little brother?
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Message 1897232 - Posted: 24 Oct 2017, 4:46:11 UTC

I asked for a Pony.

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It's a sea horse.
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Message 1897249 - Posted: 24 Oct 2017, 6:11:27 UTC

Riding's the easiest part, not becoming lunch when you dismount is the hard part.

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Message 1897266 - Posted: 24 Oct 2017, 12:00:54 UTC

"Mum, how many shoes will I get from him?"
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Message 1897267 - Posted: 24 Oct 2017, 12:02:32 UTC
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Us Cajun boys get better rides than ponies. Garontee!!
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Message 1897269 - Posted: 24 Oct 2017, 12:10:38 UTC

"Bring your pet to school day" resulted in a reduction in class size
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Message 1897310 - Posted: 25 Oct 2017, 2:57:41 UTC - in response to Message 1897269.  

Kid: I should have worn Cowboy Boots, with spurs.
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Message 1897324 - Posted: 25 Oct 2017, 3:56:06 UTC

He may by ugly but he gets a lot of respect.

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