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Message 1911533 - Posted: 7 Jan 2018, 17:46:31 UTC

"I really gotta give 'ear candles' a try".

"Sour Grapes make a bitter Whine." <(0)>
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Message 1911562 - Posted: 7 Jan 2018, 18:58:57 UTC

Nobody listens to me.

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trying to put two fingers together.
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Message 1911589 - Posted: 7 Jan 2018, 19:55:27 UTC

The drum roll and a Gazoo player was to loud.

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Message 1911790 - Posted: 8 Jan 2018, 18:29:49 UTC

Why do I have a pull-tab in my mouth?
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Message 1911814 - Posted: 8 Jan 2018, 19:56:28 UTC - in response to Message 1911790.  

things that make you go hmmm...
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Message 1911833 - Posted: 8 Jan 2018, 20:52:00 UTC
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I bet you thing, everything in the jungle heard that one.

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My job is a no brainer, taking the tabs off of soda cans.

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I work for tips not tabs.
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Message 1911856 - Posted: 8 Jan 2018, 21:54:52 UTC

4, 3, 2, 6, 5, 1.....zero?
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Message 1911876 - Posted: 8 Jan 2018, 22:21:32 UTC

He just blew up the out house, danger,danger Will Robertson.
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Message 1911901 - Posted: 8 Jan 2018, 23:23:47 UTC

Okay honey…Ya honey…Sure thing…. Of course I'm listening.

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Message 1912084 - Posted: 10 Jan 2018, 9:23:39 UTC

...and the results are in...

In 3rd...Grant, "Nobody listens to me..."

Second...Grant, "I bet you thing, everything in the jungle heard that one..."

...and the winner... Admiral Glover, "Okay honey...Ya honey....Sure thing...Of course I'm listening..."

PM on it,s way...

Remember...Always look on the bright side of life.....
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Message 1912106 - Posted: 10 Jan 2018, 11:17:50 UTC

???


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Message 1912109 - Posted: 10 Jan 2018, 11:41:55 UTC

No No No over there you'll dog fleas but over here you'll cat fleas.

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Who said a cats life is easy, I always have to take the dog out.
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Message 1912123 - Posted: 10 Jan 2018, 14:09:54 UTC

Cats rule!
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Message 1912165 - Posted: 10 Jan 2018, 17:30:26 UTC

"Today's lunch"
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Message 1912170 - Posted: 10 Jan 2018, 18:09:03 UTC

Having trained his cat to take his dog for a walk, Tom Thumb grew indolent and fat...
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Message 1912181 - Posted: 10 Jan 2018, 18:48:34 UTC

{cat & dog thought bubble}
This one can go back - it can't catch mice....
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Message 1912203 - Posted: 10 Jan 2018, 20:01:53 UTC

If the owner thinks they're going to give me cash for this, think again. I want a nice fish dinner.
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Message 1912217 - Posted: 10 Jan 2018, 20:38:06 UTC - in response to Message 1912203.  

Cat: I forgot to charge the dog.
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Message 1912267 - Posted: 11 Jan 2018, 1:13:20 UTC
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As dog gets caught peeking in the cat house get hauled in for questioning.

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the C9's are rough on the K9's
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Message 1912525 - Posted: 12 Jan 2018, 10:34:07 UTC

Judgement time.

I was thinking this... "Hold it buster! That's MY liter box!"

Third Place: Grant Nelson
"As dog gets caught peeking in the cat house get hauled in for questioning."

Second Place: Lynn
"Cat: I forgot to charge the dog."

First Place: Rob Smith
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This one can go back - it can't catch mice...."

PM is the way when she can be scheduled and security is safe at the Smith house.

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