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Message 1911290 - Posted: 6 Jan 2018, 22:15:09 UTC - in response to Message 1911279.  

They forgot the crackle sparkle.
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Message 1911451 - Posted: 7 Jan 2018, 10:15:16 UTC
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3rd place goes to Admiral

That's not a snow cone or slurpee there Frosty.

2nd place with a drum roll and a Gazoo is jaundicedEye with

New York City resident getting ready to drop a Cyclone Bomb....

1st place with a drum roll and a Gazoo player is GNU
The urge for an ice cream suddenly disappeared when I realised where it really came from...

PM on the waay
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Message 1911472 - Posted: 7 Jan 2018, 12:48:46 UTC
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One of the three this is hear nothing.
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Message 1911521 - Posted: 7 Jan 2018, 16:51:33 UTC

waiting for the "bomb cyclone" to go off...
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Hello, from Albany, CA!...
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Message 1911533 - Posted: 7 Jan 2018, 17:46:31 UTC

"I really gotta give 'ear candles' a try".

"Sour Grapes make a bitter Whine." <(0)>
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Message 1911562 - Posted: 7 Jan 2018, 18:58:57 UTC

Nobody listens to me.

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trying to put two fingers together.
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Message 1911589 - Posted: 7 Jan 2018, 19:55:27 UTC

The drum roll and a Gazoo player was to loud.

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Message 1911790 - Posted: 8 Jan 2018, 18:29:49 UTC

Why do I have a pull-tab in my mouth?
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Message 1911814 - Posted: 8 Jan 2018, 19:56:28 UTC - in response to Message 1911790.  

things that make you go hmmm...
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Message 1911833 - Posted: 8 Jan 2018, 20:52:00 UTC
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I bet you thing, everything in the jungle heard that one.

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My job is a no brainer, taking the tabs off of soda cans.

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I work for tips not tabs.
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Message 1911856 - Posted: 8 Jan 2018, 21:54:52 UTC

4, 3, 2, 6, 5, 1.....zero?
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Message 1911876 - Posted: 8 Jan 2018, 22:21:32 UTC

He just blew up the out house, danger,danger Will Robertson.
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Message 1911901 - Posted: 8 Jan 2018, 23:23:47 UTC

Okay honey…Ya honey…Sure thing…. Of course I'm listening.

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Message 1912106 - Posted: 10 Jan 2018, 11:17:50 UTC

???


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Message 1912109 - Posted: 10 Jan 2018, 11:41:55 UTC

No No No over there you'll dog fleas but over here you'll cat fleas.

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Who said a cats life is easy, I always have to take the dog out.
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Message 1912123 - Posted: 10 Jan 2018, 14:09:54 UTC

Cats rule!
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Message 1912165 - Posted: 10 Jan 2018, 17:30:26 UTC

"Today's lunch"
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Message 1912170 - Posted: 10 Jan 2018, 18:09:03 UTC

Having trained his cat to take his dog for a walk, Tom Thumb grew indolent and fat...
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Message 1912181 - Posted: 10 Jan 2018, 18:48:34 UTC

{cat & dog thought bubble}
This one can go back - it can't catch mice....
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Message 1912203 - Posted: 10 Jan 2018, 20:01:53 UTC

If the owner thinks they're going to give me cash for this, think again. I want a nice fish dinner.
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