Help! I'm stuck!

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Found the kibble!

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What do you get when you cross a colonoscopy with a CAT scan?

What do you get when you cross a colonoscopy with a CAT scan?

Excellent

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I see it! The light at the end of the tunnel.........

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"Sour Grapes make a bitter Whine." <(0)>

Okay, time for the winner.
they all pretty good but of course I can't pick all of them.

3 .... Angela : What do you get when you cross a colonoscopy with a CAT scan?

2 .... Carlos : It worked in Troy.

1 .... JaundicedEye : Pass me the flashlight, I think I see the problem.......

PM on the way

Thanks Grant, I'm going to have to pass the win to Carlos. I'm in the middle of a plumbing crisis and need to deal with that.

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"Sour Grapes make a bitter Whine." <(0)>

Thank you JaundiceEye, and Grant,
Here is a would be Marvel Superhero. What's your caption? What's his superpower?

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Look what the clouds dragged in.

or

I told that cat to put his shoot on before jumping.

Where's the catnip?

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All nine lives up in smoke on first try.

or

Putty knife need on completion of jump.

or

what a way to drop in on old friends.

CAT'S PAW! To the rescue!

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"Sour Grapes make a bitter Whine." <(0)>

All I can think of is that song, "Cat Scratch Fever".

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The mind is a weird and mysterious place

I must go. My planet needs me.

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Look! Up in the sky.... it's a bird, it's a plane... No! It's Sofa-Shredder!!!

Setting: At Batman's backyard bird feeder

"I can haz robin?"

Setting: At Batman's backyard bird feeder

"I can haz robin?"

I did have a cat who did hummingbirds that way. She was a serial killer.

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INCOMING!!!!!!!!

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Bob Smith
Member of Seti PIPPS (Pluto is a Planet Protest Society)
Somewhere in the (un)known Universe?

Code Name: Tigerlilly
Super power: Assassin Kitten

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We have the entries
We have laughter
We the technology to pick a winner.
(Six million dollar man theme stuck in my head)

I am sorry that I can only choose 3. Grant the shoot line was really good and Betreger you clearly understand cats, but:

Third place goes to
Rob Smith: INCOMING!!!!!!!!
It’s exactly what comes to my mind when I see the picture but…. The win is not based on what I think but on the distance the coffee splatters when I read the new caption.

So Second place got to:
Admiral Gloval: Code Name: Tigerlilly: Super power: Assassin Kitten

And with coffee all over my monitor, the winner is:
Angela: Setting: At Batman's backyard bird feeder "I can haz robin?"
That was very creative and hit me from left field.
PM Sent.

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