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Message 1901543 - Posted: 17 Nov 2017, 16:30:02 UTC

Thank you for the win, Gnu, and congrats to the runners up :)

In case this picture has appeared before, I do have a back up .



In anticipation of laughter damage, I will now go and strap up my ribs.
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Message 1901555 - Posted: 17 Nov 2017, 17:10:14 UTC

"Give him another shake, I think there's some more change in his pocket."

"Sour Grapes make a bitter Whine." <(0)>
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Message 1901567 - Posted: 17 Nov 2017, 19:00:17 UTC

South Korean troops showing what the really think of the US Presdential Idiot...
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Hello, from Albany, CA!...
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Message 1901571 - Posted: 17 Nov 2017, 20:13:14 UTC
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Back up you say? Well if you insist.
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Message 1901580 - Posted: 17 Nov 2017, 21:00:00 UTC

So your not taking the vaccine shot like a man.

Or

Where are you sticking that thermometer!

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Message 1901634 - Posted: 18 Nov 2017, 1:37:10 UTC

The instructions say head first, Oh these trash compactors are all alike.
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Message 1901663 - Posted: 18 Nov 2017, 7:21:47 UTC - in response to Message 1901634.  
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The nuts are supposed to be up, you crazy people.
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Message 1901674 - Posted: 18 Nov 2017, 8:47:52 UTC

Knit one, perl two.........

"Sour Grapes make a bitter Whine." <(0)>
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Message 1901678 - Posted: 18 Nov 2017, 8:59:37 UTC

Got his head stuck in the outhouse, can't hide there.
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Message 1901754 - Posted: 18 Nov 2017, 22:40:13 UTC

Designer of the military-bustle is poorly received in Gdansk.
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Message 1901782 - Posted: 19 Nov 2017, 3:40:48 UTC

Stop squirming around! We have to reinsert the tracking device again!

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Message 1901794 - Posted: 19 Nov 2017, 4:56:12 UTC

This is called a true dumpster diver.
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Message 1901797 - Posted: 19 Nov 2017, 5:27:41 UTC

Either 'Low Humor' or 'High Colonic'.................

"Sour Grapes make a bitter Whine." <(0)>
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Message 1901829 - Posted: 19 Nov 2017, 9:32:50 UTC

Judgement will be soonish, people. Thank you very much for the chuckles :) They are enormously appreciated!
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Message 1901831 - Posted: 19 Nov 2017, 10:15:29 UTC

Its a tough job and somebody has to do it.....

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One more tug should do it.
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Message 1901846 - Posted: 19 Nov 2017, 13:05:11 UTC

I took a tumble off the kitchen worktop while I was waiting for the kettle to boil because I'd thought a coffee would help me work my way to selecting my winner, and I think it has except I also think I'm a little shorter on my right side than I was, and my head doesn't turn any more. And the blinds are now completely down on the floor instead of only half down on the windowsill.

If any of this has affected my judgement, I'm afraid you're all stuck with it.


For taking me by surprise, and landing themselves in the Reverberating-Snort Award, it was almost, but not quite a dead heat between:
JaundicedEye (for "Knit one, perl two.........") and Mr Ffing (for "Designer of the military-bustle is poorly received in Gdansk"). So I'm putting you both in third for making me um and ah so much... :)

*turn nose instead of head*

And I'm putting you in second place Gnu (for: "Donald wasn't too happy about travelling coach on the Presidential train....") for delighting me with the thought and making me cackle a bit of a lot ;)

My huge thank you's too to Lynn, Rob, Grant, HHG and Admiral for your very entertaining captions :)))

But my winner is Carlos - for "Back up you say? Well if you insist." ... because I did say, and I liked what you did there :)

I will now send you a PM :)
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Message 1901861 - Posted: 19 Nov 2017, 15:20:34 UTC

Thank you Anniet. You put the words in my mouth. It just seemed the natural follow to you statement that "I do have a back up."
Well keeping to the topic of back. I give you this.


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Message 1901879 - Posted: 19 Nov 2017, 16:33:38 UTC

Supa-Slinky-Cat ready for action
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Message 1901914 - Posted: 19 Nov 2017, 19:34:33 UTC

Rear legs to front: "why aren't you moving?"
Head to rear legs: "Stop, immediately, if not sooner!!!"
Front to rear legs" THAT'S why..."
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Message 1901916 - Posted: 19 Nov 2017, 19:42:39 UTC

How did I get back there?
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