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 Carlos  Send message Joined: 9 Jun 99 Posts: 29819 Credit: 57,275,487 RAC: 157 
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Venetian handlers. 
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Admiral Gloval  Send message Joined: 31 Mar 13 Posts: 20243 Credit: 5,308,449 RAC: 0
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The box did not rattle before this.  
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Grant Nelson  Send message Joined: 7 May 12 Posts: 8022 Credit: 4,237,757 RAC: 0
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Old trick you use the box for a wheel chuck. ID: 1889408 · |
rob smith    Send message Joined: 7 Mar 03 Posts: 22190 Credit: 416,307,556 RAC: 380 
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[call centre operator receiving damage package complaint] You say its ticking..... Our record show it wasn't ticking when it was loaded onto the delivery van [caller] What should I do now? [call centre operator] RUN!!!!!!!!!!!! Bob Smith Member of Seti PIPPS (Pluto is a Planet Protest Society) Somewhere in the (un)known Universe? ID: 1889409 · |
KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!  Send message Joined: 20 Dec 05 Posts: 3187 Credit: 57,163,290 RAC: 0
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Some good ones here - judging imminent... .  Hello, from Albany, CA!... ID: 1889552 · |
betreger   Send message Joined: 29 Jun 99 Posts: 11361 Credit: 29,581,041 RAC: 66
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Isn't that the way they are all packed? ID: 1889556 · |
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KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade! Send message Joined: 20 Dec 05 Posts: 3187 Credit: 57,163,290 RAC: 0
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The nominees are: The Admiral for: "UPS version of crunching a WU" Richard Haselgrove for: "Hey, that must be the concertina I ordered!" Sirius B for: "OMG! I hope my Seti Toaster is okay." and Carlos for: "UPS 1 day select, Had to be stuffed into a smaller faster airplane." ...And the The Admiral! with second place to Richard, Third place to Sirius B, and Honorable Mention to Carlos, who lost points, because that was a UPS 3-day, not overnight, package. BTW, the contents DID arrive intact - a lens from B&H Photo/Video As a former UPS package handler myself, this appears to have been dropped at least twice, and possibly used on the bottom layer of a stack. All UPS air packages travel on the same planes (sorry, Carlos...) it's just what happens before and after the plane ride that determines how fast that package arrives at your location. UPS 3-day packages typically sit on the ramp at the destination airport for a day... PM going out as soon as proofread and posted... . Hello, from Albany, CA!... ID: 1889562 · |
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Admiral Gloval Send message Joined: 31 Mar 13 Posts: 20243 Credit: 5,308,449 RAC: 0
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Let's try this grooming style. 
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Carlos Send message Joined: 9 Jun 99 Posts: 29819 Credit: 57,275,487 RAC: 157
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You missed a spot.
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kittyman  Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51468 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004
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Hey buddy.... You're not done yet, I paid for the full package. "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster 
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KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade! Send message Joined: 20 Dec 05 Posts: 3187 Credit: 57,163,290 RAC: 0
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Human: YIPE! or cat: hey, how about behind the ears? . Hello, from Albany, CA!... ID: 1889766 · |
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Admiral Gloval Send message Joined: 31 Mar 13 Posts: 20243 Credit: 5,308,449 RAC: 0
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Looks like another 24 hours is needed. Judging will be then.
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JaundicedEye  Send message Joined: 14 Mar 12 Posts: 5375 Credit: 30,870,693 RAC: 1
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"Pardon, Sir, do you have any Grey Poupon?"  "Sour Grapes make a bitter Whine." <(0)> ID: 1890012 · |
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Admiral Gloval Send message Joined: 31 Mar 13 Posts: 20243 Credit: 5,308,449 RAC: 0
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Judgement Time. The what were you thinking Place Award goes to... Fourth Place: Jaundiceye "Pardon, Sir, do you have any Grey Poupon?" Third Place: Carlos You missed a spot. Second Place: Paul cat: hey, how about behind the ears? First Place: Kittyman Hey buddy.... You're not done yet, I paid for the full package. PM going out.
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kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51468 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004
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Oh, meow meow meow! Thank you, Admiral. Well, you had to know my selection would involve a kitty. What is this one up to?  "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster
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betreger Send message Joined: 29 Jun 99 Posts: 11361 Credit: 29,581,041 RAC: 66
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This is where they hid the catnip ID: 1890235 · |
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Carlos Send message Joined: 9 Jun 99 Posts: 29819 Credit: 57,275,487 RAC: 157
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Tuna, where did they put that can of Tuna?
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Lynn  Send message Joined: 20 Nov 00 Posts: 14162 Credit: 79,603,650 RAC: 123
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Where r those treats. or And when he opened the cupboard he found… NO CAT FOOD! ID: 1890339 · |
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KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade! Send message Joined: 20 Dec 05 Posts: 3187 Credit: 57,163,290 RAC: 0
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What is this ketchup? ...and why do they pronounce it Catchup? Darn, no catnip... . Hello, from Albany, CA!... ID: 1890399 · |
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rob smith Send message Joined: 7 Mar 03 Posts: 22190 Credit: 416,307,556 RAC: 380
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Now, carefully empty the cupboard - then BLAME THE DOG ;-) Bob Smith Member of Seti PIPPS (Pluto is a Planet Protest Society) Somewhere in the (un)known Universe? ID: 1890402 · |
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