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Message 1885321 - Posted: 21 Aug 2017, 18:43:59 UTC

She reminded me of and old school friends mother and him also. both were so large. He was 400 pounds at 16 and his mother was all that and more. they would drive over to my Dads store in a Corvair and let me tell you it was wall to wall fat! LOL

well it time to find a winner, they were all good.

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Lynn ; That Awkward Moment: When inflation kicked in.

second place
JaundicedEye Who pulled the inflation ring on her 'Mae West'?


first place with a drum roll
Sirius B I know I'm only a learner swimmer, but making me wear these flotation devices outside the pool is silly.

PM on the way
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Message 1885338 - Posted: 21 Aug 2017, 20:12:55 UTC - in response to Message 1885321.  

Thanks Grant. Have fun with this one :-)

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Message 1885383 - Posted: 21 Aug 2017, 23:55:14 UTC - in response to Message 1885338.  
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Put that Camera Down, Now.
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One Hour Photo.
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Message 1885387 - Posted: 22 Aug 2017, 0:05:04 UTC

lets see how good your camera is, I'll shot at it and see if you can catch it before it hits.
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Message 1885410 - Posted: 22 Aug 2017, 4:34:25 UTC

who is shooting who?
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Message 1885412 - Posted: 22 Aug 2017, 4:36:11 UTC

Don't worry, it got freeze frame.

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What freedom of the press?
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Message 1885466 - Posted: 23 Aug 2017, 0:26:40 UTC

"No, I believe Carlos Hathcock was a bit further away............"

"Sour Grapes make a bitter Whine." <(0)>
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Message 1885502 - Posted: 23 Aug 2017, 3:18:49 UTC
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Guns & Ammo magazine photographer.

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Message 1885503 - Posted: 23 Aug 2017, 3:31:36 UTC

I never smile.
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Message 1885522 - Posted: 23 Aug 2017, 5:12:18 UTC

Soldier of Fortune Magazine photo shoot.
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Message 1885551 - Posted: 23 Aug 2017, 9:50:31 UTC

A CNN reporter, while interviewing a Marine sniper, asked.
"What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist"?
The Marine shrugged and replied. "Recoil."

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Message 1885563 - Posted: 23 Aug 2017, 12:41:55 UTC

You look good in black
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Message 1885597 - Posted: 23 Aug 2017, 15:29:19 UTC - in response to Message 1885338.  
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Pic bump...




Photographer: No, I'm taking a picture of what's behind you!

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Mexican stand-off...

BTW, NEVER point a camera at a Mexican police officer on duty, unless he/she asks - they do NOT want their picture taken!
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Hello, from Albany, CA!...
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Message 1885649 - Posted: 23 Aug 2017, 20:15:44 UTC

Time to shoot the winner a pm :-)

3rd Place was Carlos
Don't worry, it got freeze frame.

2nd place was JaundicedEye
"No, I believe Carlos Hathcock was a bit further away............"

& the winner is giving me a few chuckles & painful memories of the past Was Admiral Gloval
A CNN reporter, while interviewing a Marine sniper, asked.
"What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist"?
The Marine shrugged and replied. "Recoil."

PM shooting its way
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Message 1885750 - Posted: 24 Aug 2017, 11:25:03 UTC

Let's try a live fire exercise here.

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Message 1885791 - Posted: 24 Aug 2017, 16:32:09 UTC

"And now, Live from Restrepo............"

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Message 1885812 - Posted: 24 Aug 2017, 18:09:02 UTC

He's such a poor sport about just standing there.
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Message 1885815 - Posted: 24 Aug 2017, 19:02:53 UTC

sniper: Hmm, he must be wearing body armor - time for the .50 BMG rifle, then...
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Hello, from Albany, CA!...
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Message 1885817 - Posted: 24 Aug 2017, 19:11:49 UTC

Got him - right in the most tender part of the male anatomy
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Message 1885882 - Posted: 25 Aug 2017, 0:51:09 UTC

A lady interviewed the sniper asking him what he felt killing?

answer:

A recoil. LOL
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