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Message 1871983 - Posted: 9 Jun 2017, 17:09:33 UTC

"I told you not to use too much Tabasco"
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Message 1872269 - Posted: 10 Jun 2017, 17:14:26 UTC - in response to Message 1871983.  
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24 more hours.



Alien leaving.
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Message 1872276 - Posted: 10 Jun 2017, 17:53:19 UTC

Alien.
RIPPLEY! You had to mention her name!

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Message 1872307 - Posted: 10 Jun 2017, 22:36:55 UTC
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(not in competition...)
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Ah, yes, the Anal probes... that's where OUR sex organs are, and we can't tell the males from the females of your species...
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Message 1872309 - Posted: 10 Jun 2017, 22:40:52 UTC - in response to Message 1872276.  

Alien.
RIPPLEY! You had to mention her name!


That B**ch!
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Message 1872491 - Posted: 11 Jun 2017, 21:55:01 UTC - in response to Message 1872309.  

Well it's that time to judge.

We have a one more Trifecta winner!!!!

Admiral Gloval.

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RIPPLEY! You had to mention her name!

Alien talking.
It is not right for you to pay the bill. I asked you out for a date and I'm paying.

James talking.
No! I do not want to have your child right now!

pm going out now.
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Message 1872561 - Posted: 12 Jun 2017, 12:21:29 UTC

First, Second and Third Place. I must have done something right in a previous life.
So now let's start it out right with the next one.


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Message 1872573 - Posted: 12 Jun 2017, 14:18:52 UTC

"So the Stork story is true"
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Message 1872646 - Posted: 12 Jun 2017, 22:17:34 UTC

"Airmail for Mr. & Mrs. Jon Snow...."
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Message 1872653 - Posted: 12 Jun 2017, 22:54:39 UTC
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N(OT IN CONTEST) 2 week vacation starting Tuesday AM


But that's not the way I got 4 of mine. lol
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Message 1872676 - Posted: 13 Jun 2017, 0:50:12 UTC

Fake! They don't come with clothes.
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Message 1872812 - Posted: 14 Jun 2017, 3:54:15 UTC

Another 24 hrs is called for. Or do you need a visit from the stork with a keep you up all night package.

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Message 1872820 - Posted: 14 Jun 2017, 4:56:09 UTC

Cooo, this one is pre-wrapped :-)


or



Amazon testing a new delivery system for fragile goods (red wrapping to aid location in event of missing traget)


or


[stork thought bubble]
I'm glad I've got rid of that smelly bit of cargo - just wait until they unwrap it



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[stork again]
The red wrapper is to keep my feathers clean
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Message 1872843 - Posted: 14 Jun 2017, 6:20:05 UTC - in response to Message 1872820.  

I can be a (good) trouble-maker, says stork.
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Message 1872943 - Posted: 14 Jun 2017, 17:05:22 UTC

[stork thought bubble]
I hate it when they load the diaper at the start of the trip.

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[still the stork]
(Stink) bomb's away!

[/bubble]
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Message 1872952 - Posted: 14 Jun 2017, 18:35:46 UTC

[Another one from the stork]
I find a few GENTLE loops and rolls fills the nappy(diaper) nicely
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Message 1873232 - Posted: 16 Jun 2017, 0:47:58 UTC

Gee that kid is growing!
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Message 1873784 - Posted: 18 Jun 2017, 11:37:38 UTC

Judgment Time

This baby is over do.

Third Place: Sirius B
"So the Stork story is true"

Second Place: Grant Nelson
But that's not the way I got 4 of mine. lol

I was thinking about "Air Sickness" and no little bag for it.
First Place: Bob Smith
[Another one from the stork]
I find a few GENTLE loops and rolls fills the nappy(diaper) nicely

Your PM is on the way. Just wait for the knock from No. 10 Downing Street.

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Message 1873843 - Posted: 18 Jun 2017, 15:12:48 UTC

Thanks Admiral.
I'll post something when it has cooled down a bit - say to 30C
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Message 1873845 - Posted: 18 Jun 2017, 15:32:24 UTC - in response to Message 1873843.  

Thanks Admiral.
I'll post something when it has cooled down a bit - say to 30C

*melt congratulations at Rob in meantime*
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