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Message 1869380 - Posted: 25 May 2017, 17:48:56 UTC

White rubber baby buggy bumpers...

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A Dodge Neon has a slight predicament...
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Message 1869386 - Posted: 25 May 2017, 18:17:25 UTC

Guess what the court ordered me to deliver to my husband as part of the divorce.
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Message 1869415 - Posted: 25 May 2017, 21:11:21 UTC
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That's what you get while texting and parking.
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Message 1869416 - Posted: 25 May 2017, 21:15:47 UTC

She installed the new gangway.

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Ever have this sudden feeling that you forgot to have something fixed?

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Message 1869418 - Posted: 25 May 2017, 21:16:24 UTC

Humphhhh - I can't see what the problem is, he wanted four tyres (tires) and four white fenders, so I got him four tres and four white tenders.....
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Message 1869419 - Posted: 25 May 2017, 21:17:30 UTC

She forgot her boarding pass.
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Message 1869477 - Posted: 26 May 2017, 5:33:38 UTC - in response to Message 1869419.  

My GPS was a tad bit off. The boat people did not give me one ticket.

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that is photo shoped u know how i know I MADE IT'
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Message 1869483 - Posted: 26 May 2017, 6:46:51 UTC

You are supposed to use a bottle of champagne to crisan a boat.

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Message 1869500 - Posted: 26 May 2017, 9:01:41 UTC

I said drive over and give you a ride, not over it.
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Message 1869520 - Posted: 26 May 2017, 13:22:37 UTC

Uber is gonna get sued................

"Sour Grapes make a bitter Whine." <(0)>
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Message 1869595 - Posted: 26 May 2017, 17:55:58 UTC

Who parked that boat in my driveway?
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Message 1869610 - Posted: 26 May 2017, 20:04:12 UTC

It's the big white boat at the end of the dock,
You can't miss it.
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Message 1869793 - Posted: 27 May 2017, 15:56:22 UTC

Thanks for the patience... wanted to write the winners last night but fell asleep. Fridays will do that. :^) And as usual I let my missus pick with only the photo and captions:

#3 - Sirius B - Who parked that boat in my driveway?
#2 - Carlos - It's the big white boat at the end of the dock, You can't miss it.
#1 - Carlos - Guess what the court ordered me to deliver to my husband as part of the divorce.

Congrats and PM sent.
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Message 1869803 - Posted: 27 May 2017, 16:44:32 UTC

I'm not going to be participating for the next 2½ weeks, due to an overseas vacation: Thailand, The Phillipines, Hong Kong, Japan, and Hawaii...
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Message 1869804 - Posted: 27 May 2017, 16:55:52 UTC - in response to Message 1869803.  

Congratz Carlos!
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Have fun enjoy!
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Message 1869846 - Posted: 27 May 2017, 22:07:14 UTC

Thank you for the win. Here is one that i know we have never used. Caption this.


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Message 1869848 - Posted: 27 May 2017, 22:31:04 UTC

Don't look at me that way, I'm innocent.
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Message 1869852 - Posted: 27 May 2017, 22:49:49 UTC

"Chewbacca is my big brother!
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Message 1869864 - Posted: 28 May 2017, 0:04:05 UTC - in response to Message 1869852.  

You can blow on my tail, okay? Mebbe my ears pop out!
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Message 1869916 - Posted: 28 May 2017, 6:32:45 UTC

Take me home with you. Please.

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