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Message 1863624 - Posted: 25 Apr 2017, 10:29:31 UTC

Forgot???


Pills?

What pills????
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Message 1863625 - Posted: 25 Apr 2017, 10:46:08 UTC - in response to Message 1863624.  

What pills????


The one's you're sposed to take with your brecky silly , before you " double up " for lunchtime better read the info sheet with em to make sure it's ok ;-)
Life is what you make of it :-)

When i'm good i'm very good , but when i'm bad i'm shi#eloads better ;-) In't I " buttercups " p.m.s.l at authoritie !!;-)
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Message 1863626 - Posted: 25 Apr 2017, 10:48:44 UTC

Oh, THOSE pills....
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Message 1863800 - Posted: 26 Apr 2017, 19:09:27 UTC

Raccoons build houses for homeless birbs.

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Message 1863878 - Posted: 27 Apr 2017, 3:43:45 UTC - in response to Message 1863621.  

It's mine, all MINE

My precious.

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Message 1865077 - Posted: 1 May 2017, 19:20:12 UTC

A man walks into a bar...

The bartender asks "Why the long face?"
The man replies "I just found out my wife is sleeping with another man. I've decided I'm going to drink myself to death."
The bartender looks shocked and says "I'm sorry I can't help you kill yourself."
The man asks "Well what would you do in my situation?"
The bartender puffs himself up a bit and says "If I found out a guy was sleeping with my wife I wouldn't sit around feeling sorry for myself, I'd kill the guy."
The man jumps up from his stool and shouts "That's a great idea! Thanks!" and runs out of the bar.
A couple hours goes by and the bartender is starting to get nervous when the man walks back into the bar with a smile on his face.
"Did you kill the guy?" The bartender asks nervously.
"Nope! I slept with your wife. Whiskey please."

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Message 1865126 - Posted: 2 May 2017, 1:13:29 UTC - in response to Message 1865077.  

A man walks into a bar...

The bartender asks "Why the long face?"
The man replies "I just found out my wife is sleeping with another man. I've decided I'm going to drink myself to death."
The bartender looks shocked and says "I'm sorry I can't help you kill yourself."
The man asks "Well what would you do in my situation?"
The bartender puffs himself up a bit and says "If I found out a guy was sleeping with my wife I wouldn't sit around feeling sorry for myself, I'd kill the guy."
The man jumps up from his stool and shouts "That's a great idea! Thanks!" and runs out of the bar.
A couple hours goes by and the bartender is starting to get nervous when the man walks back into the bar with a smile on his face.
"Did you kill the guy?" The bartender asks nervously.
"Nope! I slept with your wife. Whiskey please."


There's a joke thread in Cafe Seti. I'm not saying you shouldn't post jokes here. I'm just letting folks know, in case you don't.
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Message 1865165 - Posted: 2 May 2017, 4:39:02 UTC

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Message 1865170 - Posted: 2 May 2017, 4:53:48 UTC

In your back yard?
Just shows Eric is good at more than one thing :-)
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Message 1865173 - Posted: 2 May 2017, 4:59:05 UTC

Yes. That is our back yard. We have several skunk visitors each night. Skunk-a-roo came early one evening last weekend when Eric and I happened to be out there. Eric took the video with his phone.
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Message 1865242 - Posted: 3 May 2017, 1:41:54 UTC - in response to Message 1865173.  

Yes. That is our back yard. We have several skunk visitors each night. Skunk-a-roo came early one evening last weekend when Eric and I happened to be out there. Eric took the video with his phone.

This area finally had a skunk visit, thankfully not near where I live at, though as I drove by to and from Barstow on Calico Blvd, one could smell them.

Now only if I could move My place, and yep Me and Grace too. It's just a funding problem.
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Message 1865267 - Posted: 3 May 2017, 3:34:31 UTC

I know the feeling. Money can cure a lot of things.

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Message 1865303 - Posted: 3 May 2017, 6:01:49 UTC - in response to Message 1865196.  

Kicks brain cells into gear - is that Jarvis?

I think you mean Purvis.

Purvis, I assume, has gone to skunk heaven as he was always such a good boy.

The skunk in the video is Skunk-a-roo. I think he is beautiful. Eric thinks otherwise.
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Message 1865505 - Posted: 4 May 2017, 6:45:09 UTC

I seen something tonight that would floor you, animal control was at this ranch (which state I don't know) and this Donkey had hoofs that I don't think have been cut in years. It was a total mess, the hoofs had to be nothing less than14 to 16 inches long curled up under it's hoofs.
They had to take a saw and cut them off, give it a total hair cut I sure hope they hung that guy and I'd supply the rope.
They saved it okay but boy what a mess.
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Message 1865625 - Posted: 4 May 2017, 23:49:27 UTC

P.S. that Donkey was one happy animal when it was all over.
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Message 1865627 - Posted: 4 May 2017, 23:53:19 UTC

No Metal Panthers were tarnished during
the production of this motion picture.
When polishing your metal animals,
remember to use salt and lemon.
David
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Waiting for a message from a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri.

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Message 1865826 - Posted: 6 May 2017, 2:50:33 UTC

I can't see why people let their animals get that way, Lazy in working? the hair on it's neck was almost worn off so they took the clippers and shaved it all off. Took 4 of them to complete the job.
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Message 1865969 - Posted: 7 May 2017, 6:51:51 UTC

I got a ride to the Hospital from My sister in law, the retired RN, next on Monday I'm calling the Urologist office, and get a date for surgery set.
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Message 1865985 - Posted: 7 May 2017, 10:28:34 UTC - in response to Message 1865981.  

I can't see why people let their animals get that way

Nor can I Grant. In my view they all should be nationally named and shamed with the full address published, then banned for life from keeping animals. That American dentist that shot that protected lion got his just deserts and quite right as well.

Give it 200 years there won't be an animal left on the is planet we'll have either shot or eaten them all.

You will like this Chris. Just wish I had a short version with just the front part of this video.
Evening the odds.

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