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Message 1851439 - Posted: 25 Feb 2017, 22:41:49 UTC - in response to Message 1851237.  

I have the same here DG and Rob, it's the internet giving hell to us.
It's the ROOSHUNS! I Tells Ya!

"Sour Grapes make a bitter Whine." <(0)>
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Message 1851607 - Posted: 26 Feb 2017, 15:12:46 UTC

Home, and reunited with a decent connection to the internet.
So here you go:



(As ever, anyone who provably donates one million US dollars to SETI@Home is an instant winner....)
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Message 1851614 - Posted: 26 Feb 2017, 15:28:02 UTC

"Just one kiss..."
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Message 1851636 - Posted: 26 Feb 2017, 16:45:27 UTC

Recycle THIS
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Message 1851642 - Posted: 26 Feb 2017, 17:07:22 UTC

Now THAT'S a "Deep Throat"!!!
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Message 1851652 - Posted: 26 Feb 2017, 18:37:47 UTC

All the kids in the back yard for lunch.
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Message 1851654 - Posted: 26 Feb 2017, 18:46:04 UTC

"The world's best fly-trap"
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Message 1851666 - Posted: 26 Feb 2017, 20:15:00 UTC

And the earth opened up and swallowed them all.

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Message 1851686 - Posted: 26 Feb 2017, 21:51:35 UTC

Sing it loud, Mother Earth
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Message 1851809 - Posted: 27 Feb 2017, 6:31:49 UTC - in response to Message 1851686.  
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3D Prilosec coming in to make lips better.
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Message 1851839 - Posted: 27 Feb 2017, 13:35:28 UTC

Thank God I'm not swallowing that thing.

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Message 1851840 - Posted: 27 Feb 2017, 13:46:39 UTC

"Now open wide and say Ahhhhh,,,,,,,,,,,"

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Message 1851860 - Posted: 27 Feb 2017, 15:18:28 UTC
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NOOOOO, you're meant to put in the other end!!!




back to the naughty step (or didn't I leave it?)
Happy Crunching,

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Message 1851906 - Posted: 27 Feb 2017, 20:12:07 UTC

OK, here we go. We have more than ten entries, and as I'm not going to be around much for the next few days let's get this judging thing over and done with.
Nobody got either of the instant win captions "burp", or "halitosis", or the mega instant win of the uber-donation, so its back to names on paper and drop them down the stairs....

In third place is JumpinJohnny with "Sing it loud...."
In second place sits Lynn with "3D Prilosec coming in to make lips better"
But, the only one to reach the ground floor, and thus the winner is Mr Graham Middleton with "Nooooooooo, you're meant to put it in the other end!!!!" (Poor guy has nearly as warped a sense of humus as I have)

PM on it's way, and unlike the Oscars, Graham really is the winner!
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Message 1852045 - Posted: 28 Feb 2017, 14:14:24 UTC
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Sorry for the delay, People. Thanks for the unexpected win, Rob.


Ok, Folks, try this for size, I hope it's not been used before...

Happy Crunching,

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Message 1852052 - Posted: 28 Feb 2017, 15:32:38 UTC

You told me dad to take a shower and show should you.
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Message 1852059 - Posted: 1 Mar 2017, 3:25:59 UTC

Inspiration for ice bucket challenge

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Just what every hot head needs.
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Message 1852116 - Posted: 1 Mar 2017, 10:58:07 UTC

Oh he will dry off quick since he has a electric heater next to him.
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Message 1852120 - Posted: 1 Mar 2017, 11:45:18 UTC
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Stop staring so hard at the women you old coot!

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Message 1852162 - Posted: 1 Mar 2017, 17:34:32 UTC
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My, this glycerine is viscous...

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Albert, stop messing around with your mother's lube supply!
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Hello, from Albany, CA!...
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