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Message 1844417 - Posted: 26 Jan 2017, 3:25:43 UTC
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Sorry, folks, my electric got cut off... (long story...)

It's Clobberin' Judgin' Time! (with apologies to The Thing (of the Fantastic Four...) for borrowin' his catch phrase...)

a dishonorable mention to Monday: There's no way I'd ever get a delivery from Australian Post, as I live in the USA, and have never ordered anything from that country...

In Third Place is JumpinJohnny for:
Delivered by Drone

in Second Place is Admiral Gloval for the ironic (I assume...):
Handled with care.

and in FIRST PLACE and next caption goes to Lynn for:
FedEx got excited over the content.

Both for getting the carrier correct (that is a FedEx package...) and the fact that the contents (a bra and panties for the fianceé from Victoria's Secret online...)
could get the delivery guy excited...

as usual, per the rules, a PM is going out as soon as this missive posts...
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Message 1844431 - Posted: 26 Jan 2017, 5:17:42 UTC - in response to Message 1844417.  
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Thanks for the win Paul. I had no idea and it was a lucky guess.

These little critters are playing poker. What are they thinking or talking about?

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Message 1844441 - Posted: 26 Jan 2017, 6:02:56 UTC

"I'll see your three Acorns and raise five Walnuts........"

"Sour Grapes make a bitter Whine." <(0)>
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Message 1844505 - Posted: 26 Jan 2017, 13:53:17 UTC

Trump opens casinos in National Parks.

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Ceaser's Tree Trunk
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Message 1844506 - Posted: 26 Jan 2017, 13:57:41 UTC

"Aces fold... you guys need to work on your poker face"
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Message 1844512 - Posted: 26 Jan 2017, 15:11:02 UTC

5 card nuts
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Message 1844544 - Posted: 26 Jan 2017, 17:13:25 UTC
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Chipmunks playing for poker chips...
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Message 1844553 - Posted: 26 Jan 2017, 17:44:19 UTC

"I'm fed up of playing for peanuts"
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Message 1844599 - Posted: 26 Jan 2017, 20:33:23 UTC

"I count 5 aces. Were you holding and extra ace in your cheeks?"
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Message 1844609 - Posted: 26 Jan 2017, 21:38:13 UTC

LOL Johnny, a little pinch between the cheek and gum? LOL
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Message 1844630 - Posted: 26 Jan 2017, 22:53:10 UTC

Read them and weep. Full House. Aces over kings.

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Message 1844638 - Posted: 26 Jan 2017, 23:18:35 UTC - in response to Message 1844630.  

OK..judging time. Chipmunks or squirrels very funny captions. Thanks Guys

3rd. Grant Nelson
5 card nuts

2nd. JumpinJohnny
"I count 5 aces. Were you holding and extra ace in your cheeks?"

2nd. Carlos
Trump opens casinos in National Parks.

1st. JaundicedEye

"I'll see your three Acorns and raise five Walnuts........"

pm..to be sent.
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Message 1844678 - Posted: 27 Jan 2017, 2:50:27 UTC

This is your big day DG. LOL WINNING 2 IN ONE DAY. :)
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Message 1844693 - Posted: 27 Jan 2017, 4:58:35 UTC

Thanks Lynn, here's a real beauty to ponder............


"Sour Grapes make a bitter Whine." <(0)>
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Message 1844703 - Posted: 27 Jan 2017, 7:12:29 UTC

YUP FARMER JOHN IS GOING TO PULL MY TOOTH THEN HE INVITED ME IN FOR LUNCH.
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Message 1844710 - Posted: 27 Jan 2017, 7:39:34 UTC
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I Said No To Skinny Jeans..
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Message 1844724 - Posted: 27 Jan 2017, 8:34:34 UTC

Fred Ziffel: [angry when Arnold the Pig begins to bark] Did you hear that? Why, that hussy has taught him to bark like a dog.
Doris Ziffel: Well, it doesn't hurt for somebody to know another language.

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Message 1844735 - Posted: 27 Jan 2017, 9:59:02 UTC

Wilbur relaxing in his later years.

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Nice, this head rest is just the right size and heighte for me.
Happy Crunching,

Graham

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Message 1844785 - Posted: 27 Jan 2017, 17:12:22 UTC

Bacon! I smell Bacon!

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Trump: You know how the dollar bill has the Eye of Osiris in the triangle atop the pyramid.
How's this for a new American icon?
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Message 1844787 - Posted: 27 Jan 2017, 17:41:33 UTC
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[thought bubble]
How do I get myself into these dilemmas?
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