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Message 1840680 - Posted: 7 Jan 2017, 18:55:06 UTC

I'm the tallest of all my 309 brothers and sisters.
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Message 1840688 - Posted: 7 Jan 2017, 19:45:14 UTC - in response to Message 1840680.  
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Cern did this to me.

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"Coming Out" was harder than I imagined.
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Message 1840692 - Posted: 7 Jan 2017, 20:19:21 UTC
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One of those new fads called Tiny house.
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Message 1840705 - Posted: 7 Jan 2017, 21:28:51 UTC

I'm gonna teach him to ride the Roomba on the sidewalk. It'll scare the hell out of the neighborhood dogs...........

"Sour Grapes make a bitter Whine." <(0)>
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Message 1840736 - Posted: 7 Jan 2017, 23:50:11 UTC

Glows in the Dark too.
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Message 1840880 - Posted: 8 Jan 2017, 20:47:49 UTC

The time has come....
So, without further ado (or anything else for that matter)

Some good rib ticklers there

In joint third place we have Sirius & Lynn, both of whom spotted the racing pedigree of this little chap
In second is Mr. Eye, with his astute sartorial observation

But in first place is Carlos with "Glows in the Dark too."

None of you spotted my "instant win" which discussed what this little chap's mum & dad got up to...

PM on its way to Carlos
(and btw, Monday would have been second if he hadn't ruled himself out)
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Message 1841040 - Posted: 9 Jan 2017, 16:23:50 UTC

Thank you for the win and waiting for me to get back to my office. I had seen this last week and was hoping to be able to share it.
Caption this:


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Message 1841049 - Posted: 9 Jan 2017, 17:21:04 UTC
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[sarcastic voice]
I'd have to say that this doesn't work...
[/voice]
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Hello, from Albany, CA!...
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Message 1841053 - Posted: 9 Jan 2017, 17:36:33 UTC

"Hmm, not giving Bonzo anymore CBD treats"
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Message 1841061 - Posted: 9 Jan 2017, 18:01:58 UTC

Woooof woof Wooooff! waggy waggy (which translates as "You thought you would stop with that bit of plastic")
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Message 1841062 - Posted: 9 Jan 2017, 18:08:30 UTC

Looks like sombody's gonna be paying up on that 100% satisfaction guarantee.............
"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster

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Message 1841072 - Posted: 9 Jan 2017, 18:49:17 UTC

Ronco Does it again.
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Message 1841075 - Posted: 9 Jan 2017, 19:28:42 UTC - in response to Message 1841072.  
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That is a clear message from a smart dog.

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Think about how bad it could of been without this. He could of chewed on something else!

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If I lick it that makes it better.
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Message 1841151 - Posted: 10 Jan 2017, 3:01:04 UTC

My old dog would have made it shreds Lynn. LOL
An old West Highland Terrier. Hyper or what?
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Message 1841160 - Posted: 10 Jan 2017, 4:25:15 UTC

Warning: This formula IS NOT raccoon proof, in fact, it attracts raccoons.
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Message 1841178 - Posted: 10 Jan 2017, 7:50:06 UTC - in response to Message 1841160.  

I only chew up the left shoes.

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Little G...please stop eating my personal possessions…

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Dog chews up wall and blames it on the termites.

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Homemade Bitter Liquid to Help Dogs Stop Chewing, not the crap my owner bought.

Grant, Love Westie's. Had a couple my self..
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Message 1841296 - Posted: 11 Jan 2017, 3:39:34 UTC

Darn, I was posting the winners then the site went down. Saved the winner's doc on my desk top at work, so you guys still have a chance before I post in the am.
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Message 1841382 - Posted: 11 Jan 2017, 10:40:42 UTC

Now I know why the cat had minty fresh breath.

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Message 1841385 - Posted: 11 Jan 2017, 10:57:01 UTC

[not so small furry animal - out of sight]
Hmm, powerful initial taste of polyethylene, with overtones of ethanol and a pleasant, lingering aftertaste of cheese
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Message 1841452 - Posted: 11 Jan 2017, 15:52:11 UTC

It’s been 48 hours since I posted and we have over 10 posts. Thanks to the outage, it's also 24 hours since I wrote this. Many great captions, but the top 3 are:

KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
[sarcastic voice]
I'd have to say that this doesn't work...
[/voice]

Lynn:
Think about how bad it could of been without this. He could of chewed on something else!

Jumpin Johnny:
Warning: This formula IS NOT raccoon proof, in fact, it attracts raccoons.
[He didn’t notice is made of potato extract]

Post away Johnny,
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