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Message 1839610 - Posted: 2 Jan 2017, 13:46:30 UTC

[fireman - out of sight]
"I can't see anything wrong with that hose run"


Then moments after the train passed - "Who cut the hose??"
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Message 1839614 - Posted: 2 Jan 2017, 14:00:41 UTC

Unfortunately for the owners of the burning house, Stupidity is it's own reward.

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Message 1839623 - Posted: 2 Jan 2017, 16:01:54 UTC

...How you get a locomotive to pop a wheelie...
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Hello, from Albany, CA!...
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Message 1839672 - Posted: 2 Jan 2017, 19:17:06 UTC

"Who turned the tap off?"
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Message 1839675 - Posted: 2 Jan 2017, 19:26:04 UTC - in response to Message 1839672.  

I told you to stop texting...

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Nothing stops Canadian trains.
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Message 1839692 - Posted: 2 Jan 2017, 21:25:32 UTC

everyone scramble if the train comes.
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Message 1839702 - Posted: 2 Jan 2017, 21:48:22 UTC
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When exercising your giant earthworm, some precautions are necessary...

happy new year everyone! :)
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Message 1839708 - Posted: 2 Jan 2017, 22:37:27 UTC

Yes the old Migration of the dew worms heading south for the winter.
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Message 1839714 - Posted: 2 Jan 2017, 23:30:50 UTC - in response to Message 1839708.  

Owen, just threw Mama from the train.
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Message 1839715 - Posted: 2 Jan 2017, 23:44:09 UTC

Let's park a truck on the road as well. Can't be too safe.
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Message 1839719 - Posted: 3 Jan 2017, 1:08:15 UTC

Photographer (last words): "What train?"

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Message 1839769 - Posted: 3 Jan 2017, 10:27:05 UTC
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OK, Peeps, Happy New Year, and many thanks for all the excellent entries. I guess it's Judgement time...


Honorable mention to Rob Smith for

[fireman - out of sight]
"I can't see anything wrong with that hose run"


Then moments after the train passed - "Who cut the hose??"

Third Place to JaundicedEye for

Unfortunately for the owners of the burning house, Stupidity is it's own reward.


Second Place to Anniet for thinking outside the box with

When exercising your giant earthworm, some precautions are necessary...


And, the Winner is Shannock9 for the off-the-wall

Photographer (last words): "What train?"

PM being sent after I post this result
Happy Crunching,

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Message 1839787 - Posted: 3 Jan 2017, 13:17:16 UTC

Shannock 9 definitely had me cackling the most :))) Congratulations!
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Message 1839836 - Posted: 4 Jan 2017, 1:28:28 UTC

Thank you Graham (and Anniet).
With the POV right in the six foot way I actually thought at first it was a cab's eye view.
Anyway, I just got home and it's 01:20 here - I'll look for something tomorrow.
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Message 1839925 - Posted: 4 Jan 2017, 15:16:22 UTC

Here we go... One for all you raccoon lovers.... I'm sure the Coon has a snappy comment or two.

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Message 1839935 - Posted: 4 Jan 2017, 16:16:42 UTC

It's cold officer.
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Message 1839940 - Posted: 4 Jan 2017, 16:30:53 UTC

If you want it warmer all you needed to do was ask.
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I was just looking for Eric's shoe.
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Message 1839944 - Posted: 4 Jan 2017, 17:07:44 UTC
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Yup, the wiring is just fine here officer where too next.
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Message 1839945 - Posted: 4 Jan 2017, 17:10:31 UTC

Oh, Hei there officer Korpela. Nice to see you too!
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Message 1839946 - Posted: 4 Jan 2017, 17:14:54 UTC

If this isn't MY door, why did they put up scaffolding for me?
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