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Message 1838642 - Posted: 29 Dec 2016, 21:56:24 UTC

Move out little man, I need this shelf for making a dam.
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Message 1838684 - Posted: 30 Dec 2016, 0:09:56 UTC - in response to Message 1838642.  

I'm a Rodent! Where is my damn fruit cake.

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In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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Message 1838689 - Posted: 30 Dec 2016, 0:47:17 UTC

I thought they would have an after Christmas sale on this stuff.
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Message 1838708 - Posted: 30 Dec 2016, 1:50:53 UTC

The kids are going to be pissed if I don't bring something back.
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Message 1838724 - Posted: 30 Dec 2016, 2:22:46 UTC

And now for something festive on the dam.
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Message 1838725 - Posted: 30 Dec 2016, 2:26:04 UTC
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Oh Boy, chocolate beavers, the kids are going to love those,
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Message 1838754 - Posted: 30 Dec 2016, 6:27:14 UTC

I want people to stop cutting trees for christmas.
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Message 1838758 - Posted: 30 Dec 2016, 6:38:58 UTC

Wrong isle that fat man isn't the complaint department. You want the pretty girl at that counter who's having a bad hair day.
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Message 1839037 - Posted: 31 Dec 2016, 2:08:24 UTC - in response to Message 1838754.  

I want people to stop cutting trees for christmas.




I HAVEN'T HAD A TREEE IN 4 YEARS.
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Message 1839039 - Posted: 31 Dec 2016, 2:17:23 UTC - in response to Message 1839037.  

I'm not Justin Bieber . Just a beaver who strolled into the wrong store for Xmas.
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Message 1839097 - Posted: 31 Dec 2016, 11:27:03 UTC

"I've only recently come in here... But I am famous. You know, Just in beaver...."
Happy Crunching,

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Message 1839149 - Posted: 31 Dec 2016, 15:54:25 UTC

Mmm, FIBER!
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Hello, from Albany, CA!...
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Message 1839180 - Posted: 31 Dec 2016, 17:39:33 UTC

Nothing like having a Walmart next to the Dam.
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Message 1839219 - Posted: 31 Dec 2016, 20:41:58 UTC

Heck no, I can't get up on that shelf !
Do I look like a raccoon to you?
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Message 1839360 - Posted: 1 Jan 2017, 12:50:03 UTC

well we are well past ten and 2 1/2 days.
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Message 1839567 - Posted: 2 Jan 2017, 8:35:30 UTC
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Sorry folks, been ill. Grabbing a nice hot cuppa, then I'll judge.

In 3rd was JumpinJohnny with
"They said Yule Logs were on isle 12, third shelf... musta sold out."

In 2nd was Carlos with
I want people to stop cutting trees for christmas.

& the winner is Graham Middleton with
"I've only recently come in here... But I am famous. You know, Just in beaver...."

PM sent.
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Message 1839570 - Posted: 2 Jan 2017, 9:17:23 UTC
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Thanks, Sirius...

OK people, try this one for size... I don't think it's been used before.

Happy Crunching,

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Message 1839587 - Posted: 2 Jan 2017, 11:22:27 UTC

They said to place them to protect the hose.

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Message 1839599 - Posted: 2 Jan 2017, 13:03:45 UTC

Are you sure the train never stops here?
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Message 1839607 - Posted: 2 Jan 2017, 13:38:54 UTC

I don't think they have been used before.

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Train derailment, News at 11.
My boss said to make the news happen.
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