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Message 1833888 - Posted: 3 Dec 2016, 17:26:47 UTC

I hope this broom handle between my legs doesn't break my sunglasses when I hit...
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Message 1833889 - Posted: 3 Dec 2016, 17:29:12 UTC

What enthusiasm.
As several of you have given multiple answers, and multiple posts I have to ask: Am I waiting for 10 phrases or 10 posts, or 10 separate entrants?

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Message 1833893 - Posted: 3 Dec 2016, 17:53:11 UTC

Don't look up
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Message 1833894 - Posted: 3 Dec 2016, 18:01:40 UTC

I'm not sure that new pool cleaning service knows what they're doing...

not for the win - just a chance to say hello whilst staying on topic :)
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Message 1833903 - Posted: 3 Dec 2016, 18:25:43 UTC
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Shannock: it's ten posts or 24 hours, whichever occurs second - but no more than 48 hours.

My entry:

The Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry pool on an atypically sunny day...
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Message 1833905 - Posted: 3 Dec 2016, 18:27:40 UTC - in response to Message 1833889.  
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What enthusiasm.
As several of you have given multiple answers, and multiple posts I have to ask: Am I waiting for 10 phrases or 10 posts, or 10 separate entrants?


I believe you are waiting for 24 hours. ... or 48 if less than 10 posts.

My caption.

"What's up dude?"
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Message 1833906 - Posted: 3 Dec 2016, 18:29:30 UTC
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Did you ever get this sudden feeling of impending doom.

Or

CANNON BALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Message 1833908 - Posted: 3 Dec 2016, 18:43:50 UTC - in response to Message 1833906.  
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Did you ever get this sudden feeling of impending doom?

Oh. All the time he was in the air...
was when he felt safe
;)

edit: not an entry, as before :)
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Message 1833914 - Posted: 3 Dec 2016, 19:36:22 UTC

Quidditch anyone?

"Sour Grapes make a bitter Whine." <(0)>
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Message 1833921 - Posted: 3 Dec 2016, 20:13:39 UTC - in response to Message 1833914.  

Just flew in to check ,What Condition My Condition Is In
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Message 1833950 - Posted: 4 Dec 2016, 0:38:07 UTC

This is why women live longer than men.

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Message 1833954 - Posted: 4 Dec 2016, 1:02:45 UTC

Good thing he brought a broom so they can clean up after this stunt later
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Message 1833961 - Posted: 4 Dec 2016, 1:56:39 UTC

New way to make a big splash.
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Message 1833967 - Posted: 4 Dec 2016, 2:06:18 UTC

That awkward moment when you realise you forgot to get dressed.
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Message 1833985 - Posted: 4 Dec 2016, 7:29:21 UTC

What is the phone number to A&E?

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Message 1834015 - Posted: 4 Dec 2016, 13:23:58 UTC

Have to fling on the bling and go to square dance where I am club secretary.

Lots of good entries. Expect judging approx 19:00 UTC.

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Message 1834016 - Posted: 4 Dec 2016, 13:25:56 UTC

Harry made it look sooooooo simple



[moments later]

SPLAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Message 1834091 - Posted: 4 Dec 2016, 19:08:18 UTC - in response to Message 1833954.  

Good thing he brought a broom so they can clean up after this stunt later


They're gonna need a bigger mop...
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Hello, from Albany, CA!...
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Message 1834097 - Posted: 4 Dec 2016, 19:26:32 UTC

The poot engine just petered out.
"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster

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Message 1834099 - Posted: 4 Dec 2016, 19:34:54 UTC
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Ok here we go...I didn't exactly discount the HP references but I'm not a fan and sadly may have missed some of the humour.

The honorable mentions go to
Admiral Gloval [for replicating the original caption] "This is why women live longer than men."
anniet [thinking outside the box] "I'm not sure that new pool cleaning service knows what they're doing..."
Carlos [thinking outside the box] "Attempt at creating a new water sport"
Sirius B [first mention of Christmas I've seen on the board] "It's Xmas you fool, not Halloween"

And the winners are...
#3 Grant Nelson "Flying off the handle."
#2 rob smith "Don't look up"
#1 JumpinJohnny "I hope this broom handle between my legs doesn't break my sunglasses when I hit...

Thank you all for participating, and a PM will be sent shortly

Edit: apologies to the last two posters whose efforts crossed my deliberations.

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