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Message 1796556 - Posted: 16 Jun 2016, 7:21:33 UTC

New concept in hands-free: the "I wanna blow the cops mind!" device.
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Message 1796557 - Posted: 16 Jun 2016, 7:36:07 UTC

Oh poo! It's your husband on the phone.

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Message 1796644 - Posted: 16 Jun 2016, 16:41:48 UTC

The amazing triple-armed lady violating the "no Cell phone use" law...
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Message 1796651 - Posted: 16 Jun 2016, 17:08:43 UTC

New wearable tech ear ring.
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Message 1796694 - Posted: 16 Jun 2016, 21:17:25 UTC

That's illegal in 47 states.

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Message 1796709 - Posted: 16 Jun 2016, 22:05:41 UTC

Nice response so far, keep 'em commin' folks!


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Message 1796736 - Posted: 17 Jun 2016, 0:42:38 UTC

And you only thought men got this kind of service.

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Message 1796768 - Posted: 17 Jun 2016, 3:34:46 UTC

You got to hand it to her, a very disarming idea......

"Sour Grapes make a bitter Whine." <(0)>
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Message 1796818 - Posted: 17 Jun 2016, 9:31:26 UTC

I keep wondering, What's the other hand doing??
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Message 1796900 - Posted: 17 Jun 2016, 20:56:04 UTC

Ok we had some sort of temporal inversion in town
today so I have been off the internets all day!
I would like to see several more captions before
I start the judging please.


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Message 1796923 - Posted: 17 Jun 2016, 21:46:19 UTC - in response to Message 1796900.  

Ok we had some sort of temporal inversion in town
today so I have been off the internets all day!

It may have been caused by a space time lag warp.
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Message 1797133 - Posted: 18 Jun 2016, 13:48:23 UTC

Hand needs a tan.
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Message 1797139 - Posted: 18 Jun 2016, 14:19:36 UTC

Where is that third arm attached at?

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Message 1797167 - Posted: 18 Jun 2016, 16:03:17 UTC

She'd read that the best place to hide something... was in plain sight...

oh...and did we say we like humans too? Well we do :)
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Message 1797208 - Posted: 18 Jun 2016, 17:49:45 UTC

All righty then, as "Old Uncle celttooth" just had to
experiment with his 420 cooking recipes, this morning's
try seems to be working so well......
Gee, I'm goinna' have to wash that....
Oops, got lost there for a sec, I wonder if time could be
digital?...

Any way what was I going to say now....
I guess I should'a said write, er, I should'a wrote write...
Oh yes, judging will be delayed!



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Message 1797289 - Posted: 19 Jun 2016, 0:21:00 UTC
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I hate unterbrochenen Wettbewerbe...

VADE CUM EA!


(interrupted contests... get on with it!)
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Message 1797321 - Posted: 19 Jun 2016, 4:56:01 UTC

Ok then it looks like I'll be back to some sort of normal
real soon. Lucky for me that I was bright enough to
buy collywobbles insurance, so no harm done. In fact
it is very clear to me that in this case harm was most
likely the last thing that I should have been worried
about today. Every one stand by as judgment may
happen almost any time now, or not.


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Message 1798171 - Posted: 23 Jun 2016, 14:47:03 UTC

I am at the hospital. I don't want to talk about it!
Laters........
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Message 1798175 - Posted: 23 Jun 2016, 15:21:20 UTC - in response to Message 1798171.  

I am at the hospital. I don't want to talk about it!
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Take care my friend.
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Message 1798202 - Posted: 23 Jun 2016, 18:51:32 UTC - in response to Message 1798175.  

I am at the hospital. I don't want to talk about it!
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Take care my friend.

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