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Message 1793818 - Posted: 6 Jun 2016, 0:42:10 UTC

Dogs thoughts: "Thank you Jesus! He is shaving only the north side of me."

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Message 1793854 - Posted: 6 Jun 2016, 4:03:12 UTC

Shave is ok, it the other think they do with razors that had me worried.
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Message 1793919 - Posted: 6 Jun 2016, 10:43:24 UTC

umm, getting the two bits to ya is goin' to be a problem...
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Message 1793933 - Posted: 6 Jun 2016, 11:33:52 UTC
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Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
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Message 1793983 - Posted: 6 Jun 2016, 15:35:42 UTC

Barber school before the ban on animal testing.
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Message 1794328 - Posted: 8 Jun 2016, 3:10:46 UTC

Okay, I've let this go on for too long.

#3 Carlos with: Barber school before the ban on animal testing.

#2 Admiral Gloval with:Dogs thoughts: "Thank you Jesus! He is shaving only the north side of me."

Missing was something along the lines of, I'll be ready for my closeup soon Mr. Demille. It is a Hollywood mutt.

#1 and our winner anniet with: Dis da last time I pley wiv a paint rowler. Oh, da indigknitty...

PM Launching, take it away.
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Message 1794422 - Posted: 8 Jun 2016, 12:11:43 UTC
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Here we are, people...



hope this hasn't been posted before.

I'm expecting a very-hard-to-judge round if it hasn't :)
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Message 1794423 - Posted: 8 Jun 2016, 12:23:22 UTC

Don't worry! This is an anti-tank mine, not an anti-personnel one, so I'll be perfectly safe!
Happy Crunching,

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Message 1794428 - Posted: 8 Jun 2016, 12:57:40 UTC

One legged racer in training
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Message 1794435 - Posted: 8 Jun 2016, 13:16:21 UTC

That's one small step for man, one giant leap for ........ boom...........................
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Message 1794480 - Posted: 8 Jun 2016, 15:53:26 UTC
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[thought bubble]
If I don't expect this to go off, why are my fingers in my ears?...
If I do expect this to go off, why am I stepping on it?
[/thought bubble]
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Hello, from Albany, CA!...
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Message 1794481 - Posted: 8 Jun 2016, 15:54:21 UTC

I hope this isn't a "Bouncing Betty"...
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Message 1794530 - Posted: 8 Jun 2016, 20:11:56 UTC

They said I could take early retirement if I did this test.

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Message 1794537 - Posted: 8 Jun 2016, 20:25:06 UTC

I can't hear what the Sergent is saying, my fingers are stuck in my ears
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Message 1794630 - Posted: 9 Jun 2016, 5:09:48 UTC

......that split second before you exclaim "Oh, Sh*t!".......

"Sour Grapes make a bitter Whine." <(0)>
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Message 1794634 - Posted: 9 Jun 2016, 5:28:27 UTC - in response to Message 1794630.  

Meanwhile In Mother Russia, Awaiting further instructions.
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Message 1794648 - Posted: 9 Jun 2016, 7:03:52 UTC

You'll get a big bang out of this.
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Message 1794705 - Posted: 9 Jun 2016, 13:41:00 UTC

Ok troops, On the command squad two!............
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Message 1794714 - Posted: 9 Jun 2016, 13:54:23 UTC

Not for competition, but...

Mikhail really wanted to qualify for the paralympic games.
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Message 1794716 - Posted: 9 Jun 2016, 13:58:43 UTC

Darwin Award competitor.
A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read. (Mark Twain)
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