These are very funny so far, keep 'em coming!

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Sometimes Santa takes his pride in the north pole a little too literally...

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Matador Santa case collapses. The defendant's claims that he shut his trousers in the sleigh door as it took off without him, and that approaching cyclists resemble charging bulls after three-million sherries, could not be refuted when the trial judge ordered a re-enactment and got arrested outside a pub wearing exhibit A.

Not for the win because it's not a caption :)

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oh...and did we say we like humans too? Well we do :)

Annie, you never said that you were there....

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Flash it's Santa.

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.....shortly after his arrest, the inebriated department store Santa was heard to mumble "it seemed like a good idea at the time...."

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"Sour Grapes make a bitter Whine." <(0)>

Its big, red and has a white beard....

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Bob Smith
Member of Seti PIPPS (Pluto is a Planet Protest Society)
Somewhere in the (un)known Universe?

Judging to-day or late tonight, or in the morning.
I am blown away by the creativity and humor you
folks consistently come up with around here. This
is what I call involvement.... thank you all.



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First of all I am shocked, "shocked" I say at the responses coming from
our assortment of Lady members here. Poles, exhibit A, set of Jingle Bells?
Ladies I am at a loss for words! I know I know, me at a loss for words may
just be just about beyond the pale for some of you to contemplate, but there
it is, at a loss for words.
All is not lost, there were also some very impressive responses from our male
yet still worthy volunteers. Polite kind responses derived from sober thought
and years of serious study of the human condition. We have: "it seemed like a
good idea at the time....", Flash it's Santa. One of my very ruminations. It is truly
unfortunate that Must...tear...out...eyes... is not in the running, I liked that one a lot.
Ever onward and upward, it came down to the final three, but all of the responses were
so good that I just had to go to the one that seemed the
most familiar reply, and that was supplied to us by Gary Charpentier:
Its big, red and has a white beard....!
Gary Charpentier: Winner!
Gary you are a very interesting person to meet, I am sure you can get help
for that.
Thank you every one else for playing. This was one of the more funnier games for me.

:):)



Edit:
PM on the way out.
Really, it doesn't have to be that big I guess.....

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Picture bump

Jingle hells bells!

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Shock
Horror


Santa reveals




He's not a "he", but a "she"

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Bob Smith
Member of Seti PIPPS (Pluto is a Planet Protest Society)
Somewhere in the (un)known Universe?

My dear Ian, thank you for the PM, but I see your post says I won, but gives Rob Smith's caption as the winning one. So before we continue can you clarify?

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Oh oh oh, I made a mistake. I am soooo sorry.
I'll fix this now.
Rob is the winner!
PM on the way!

:):)



edit:
Perhaps too much collywobbles medicine....

re-edit:
It's ok I found the problem, I'm not taking enough collywobbles medicine.....

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No worry, everyone gets the fumble fingers

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Thanks Ian - I'll post something later on.

Gary - That was Santa's excuse ;-)

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Bob Smith
Member of Seti PIPPS (Pluto is a Planet Protest Society)
Somewhere in the (un)known Universe?

First of all I am shocked, "shocked" I say at the responses coming from our assortment of Lady members here. Poles, exhibit A, set of Jingle Bells? Ladies I am at a loss for words!

:))))))

We only get charged with disturbing the peace when we run amok... although I suppose I should check if that's still the case...

Congratulations Rob! :)

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oh...and did we say we like humans too? Well we do :)

Carrying on where Ian left off:

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Bob Smith
Member of Seti PIPPS (Pluto is a Planet Protest Society)
Somewhere in the (un)known Universe?

Christmas is now officially celebrated on 4/20.....

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"Sour Grapes make a bitter Whine." <(0)>

Reefer Madness 2 and Christmas Story

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"Instead of lumps of coal, I'm leaving roaches......."

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"Sour Grapes make a bitter Whine." <(0)>

Santa, the magic flying potion is for reindeer.

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