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Message 1780480 - Posted: 19 Apr 2016, 23:27:49 UTC

So let's get this new start of the lampooning session with a subject that some of us know all to well.



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Message 1780527 - Posted: 20 Apr 2016, 3:50:38 UTC

I goofed and forgot to add this in my hurry to post.

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Winner posts a new picture, waits 24 hours...

After the 24 hours, he/she counts the number of captions, if the sum is less than ten, he/she waits another 24...

After ten captions or NO LATER THAN 48 hours, the winner of the last round declares the winner of the current round - whatever caption strikes him/her as funniest: he/she also picks a second and third place (more on that below)

The winner of the round has 24 hours to post another picture to be captioned; if no picture within the 24 hours, (or notice posted by the winner that he/she is looking...) then second place is up, who also has 24 hours...

During breaks in the action, (between a winner being declared and the next picture posted) general discussion may take place... Moderators should be aware that a picture posting may cross with a "general discussion" type posting.

(When considering run times above please take note of Tuesday's outage, and any other long communications blackouts)

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Message 1780547 - Posted: 20 Apr 2016, 5:25:10 UTC

Some snow-wit decided it would be fun to blindfold the torpedo-man at noon
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Message 1780767 - Posted: 20 Apr 2016, 17:34:10 UTC
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a now-fired person at the Sierra-Nevada Brewery tried to get creative...
fired because he went all the way to label creation and printing without informing management...
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Message 1780827 - Posted: 20 Apr 2016, 22:08:08 UTC - in response to Message 1780767.  

"Game of Thrones" ...
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Message 1780847 - Posted: 20 Apr 2016, 23:36:26 UTC

It was a dark and stormy night, the beers were cold, and they went down smooth until the bomb went off, causing an avalanche that lasted until noon. I closed my eyes and just drank another one.
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Message 1780964 - Posted: 21 Apr 2016, 11:46:21 UTC

Need more captions please. Another 24 hours is needed.

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Message 1780982 - Posted: 21 Apr 2016, 13:02:16 UTC

Is there any beer in the fridge?

or

When marketing has too much time.
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Message 1781029 - Posted: 21 Apr 2016, 15:56:29 UTC
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"......and by the time we got down to 'Four bottles of Beer on the Wall...' everybody was so blind stoned and drunk we had to pull the tour bus over for the night....."

excerpt from the forthcoming novel 'Travels with Willie, Waylon and the Boys'

[edit] you might consider another extension AG, I for one didn't realize a new thread was created, just looked this morning....":D>

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Message 1781032 - Posted: 21 Apr 2016, 16:07:03 UTC

What's happened to all the Hop Hunter - has it all gone to the Beer Camp????
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Message 1781037 - Posted: 21 Apr 2016, 16:24:09 UTC

The label designers at 'Sierra Nevada' celebrate 420 day!

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Message 1781299 - Posted: 22 Apr 2016, 15:00:34 UTC

Judgment time.

Third Place: celttooth
"The label designers at 'Sierra Nevada' celebrate 420 day!"

Second Place: rob smith
"Some snow-wit decided it would be fun to blindfold the torpedo-man at noon"

First Place: Gordon Lowe
"It was a dark and stormy night, the beers were cold, and they went down smooth until the bomb went off, causing an avalanche that lasted until noon. I closed my eyes and just drank another one."

PM going out.

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Message 1781342 - Posted: 22 Apr 2016, 18:03:54 UTC

Thanks, Admiral.

Here's a bunny one:


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Message 1781419 - Posted: 22 Apr 2016, 23:52:06 UTC

Easter Bunny on strike. Picking for better bunny rights.

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Message 1781425 - Posted: 22 Apr 2016, 23:57:25 UTC

Sign says:

Welcome to Kim Jong Bunny Park!



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Congratz Gordon....
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Message 1781437 - Posted: 23 Apr 2016, 0:06:03 UTC - in response to Message 1781425.  

Bunny was Kung Fu Fighting.
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Message 1781438 - Posted: 23 Apr 2016, 0:07:16 UTC

Kimchee, two miles ahead.

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Message 1781446 - Posted: 23 Apr 2016, 0:41:43 UTC

Carrot Farm, two miles ahead.

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Message 1781586 - Posted: 23 Apr 2016, 7:53:47 UTC

Sign wabbit is holding: "Mine Field"

Chinese sign in back: Demilitarized zone ahead, Caution: mine field!

Korean sign: Proceed only on road.
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Message 1781660 - Posted: 23 Apr 2016, 14:45:59 UTC

Need a few more captions before judgment time.
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