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Message 1775614 - Posted: 1 Apr 2016, 19:11:55 UTC

He's holding his breath because she farted!
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Message 1775616 - Posted: 1 Apr 2016, 19:31:12 UTC
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As the rules stated, I have decided to wait until a few more
replies come in. I expect that should take another five hours.

Things are looking good, plus already we can see some solid
trending in peoples minds. Ah yes, the minds of the volunteers
that stalk around the halls of the Seti foundation.....




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Oh oh oh, the names that come to mind for me....
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Message 1775759 - Posted: 2 Apr 2016, 15:59:23 UTC

Ok, I'll get on this after my
trip to the big city is over.

:):)

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Message 1775793 - Posted: 2 Apr 2016, 19:03:19 UTC

He has not turned blue yet.
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Message 1775794 - Posted: 2 Apr 2016, 19:23:34 UTC
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Just a comment not in contest

She is happy now since she kicked him in the N..s
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Message 1775812 - Posted: 2 Apr 2016, 21:22:43 UTC
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Judging time!

Well people, the idea I had in mind was visited
by more than one contestant so I must change the focus
of the judging.
First the answer that did not win was given by Lynn:
"How do I put this? You will never ever get into my P.!"
The only reason it did not win was because I can't
help wondering why Lynn would be so defensive about
other folks wearing her Pajamas....

Next KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade! said almost all that
could be said:
"He's holding his breath because she farted!"
I must relate that what ladies do starts with a Q,
and I don't know any thing about that. Plus no lady
will tell me either.

Oh Grant:
"She is happy now since she kicked him in the N..s"
My thought is, how do we know what he has, or where
kicking him may do the most good.

Carlos:
"He has not turned blue yet."
My thought was, who cares? Still, it's one we all
have heard about as children.
(I tried this as a child, nope did not work...)

Gnu:
"I told him not to hold his farts in....but would he listen..."
I have a whole house full of blue faced grand kids who also
did not listen their old Grand-Dad.
The winner!

PM going out.

I believe all the submissions were of great merit, and deserved
special mention.



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I also believe The Admiral should have a game all his own. The
best reason to make him lose the contests is so we can get the benefit
of his wit and wisdom in every game, is to not let him win!

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Message 1775814 - Posted: 2 Apr 2016, 21:41:25 UTC - in response to Message 1775812.  

Congratz Gnu!
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Message 1775869 - Posted: 3 Apr 2016, 1:28:35 UTC

Navy's new drug sniffing dog.

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That's not a Navy Seal.
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Message 1775878 - Posted: 3 Apr 2016, 2:49:55 UTC

The Chihuahua was the only member of Seal Team 6 small enough to fit the sewer pipes at Bin Laden's compound.

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Message 1775903 - Posted: 3 Apr 2016, 6:41:07 UTC

San Francisco to Japan in record time.
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Message 1775921 - Posted: 3 Apr 2016, 8:46:22 UTC

Shark snack.

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Message 1775939 - Posted: 3 Apr 2016, 14:17:00 UTC

It's the only way I could get him to carry my coffee thermos.
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Message 1775940 - Posted: 3 Apr 2016, 14:21:53 UTC

"!Yo quiero Taco Bell!"

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Message 1775944 - Posted: 3 Apr 2016, 14:32:46 UTC

New at Taco Bell:

Fish Tacos!
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Message 1775987 - Posted: 3 Apr 2016, 17:58:01 UTC - in response to Message 1775944.  

I'll find that ball if it kills me!
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Message 1775989 - Posted: 3 Apr 2016, 18:01:40 UTC

"Boss, Ze Submarine!"

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Message 1775990 - Posted: 3 Apr 2016, 18:04:45 UTC

Take that Lloyd Bridges.....



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I do not seek the win, and I shall not accept a of a win decree by the judges!
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Message 1775991 - Posted: 3 Apr 2016, 18:05:45 UTC

Thought Balloon......."I am not a Seal, I am a very angry little dog, which you will learn the next time you try to stick that snorkel in my mouth...."

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Message 1775992 - Posted: 3 Apr 2016, 18:10:49 UTC

Don't pee in your suit.
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Message 1776011 - Posted: 3 Apr 2016, 19:39:00 UTC
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The Taco Bell chihuahua will do anything for:
"¡No más Taco Bell!"
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