Cop: Is that a pie tin on your nose, or are you just glad to see me?
Guy: Why are you in the Darth Vader garb?

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Hello, from Albany, CA!...

A little early for Christmas are ya. Now be a good boy and head back to Santa's workshop and wait until Christmas Eve.

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Oink oink...

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What do you mean "It back fired?"

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Bob Smith
Member of Seti PIPPS (Pluto is a Planet Protest Society)
Somewhere in the (un)known Universe?

NOW will you talk to me like an equal?*snort snort*

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Janice

"The Bus you were chasing must have stopped VERY suddenly..........."

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"Sour Grapes make a bitter Whine." <(0)>

SNORT x10 @ everybody

:))))))

stop it people *gasp* you're making my tummy hurt :))))

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oh...and did we say we like humans too? Well we do :)

...no my nose is normally this shape.....

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Bob Smith
Member of Seti PIPPS (Pluto is a Planet Protest Society)
Somewhere in the (un)known Universe?

The snuff tin, recycled...

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Hello, from Albany, CA!...

Cop: Hate to tell you this. Not Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

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Thanks officer: OMG! A Passport! I'm going places!

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Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.00.

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Can I offer you a Holiday Fruitcake!

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:)))) Because this is going to be really hard to judge and because I'm a little on the tired side, I'm going to fling myself at a bed first and judge this tomorrow if that's okay everyone? Should we say noonish?

Night night in the meantime :)

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oh...and did we say we like humans too? Well we do :)

Snorting gun powder is not really illegal son, but you should see what it does to your skin.

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LATE EDIT (but put at top): Do we need a new thread? I don't know...

Well, here we go people... As per always *friendly glare round thread* the judging has been very hard *repeat glare* :) But I have finally done it.

*perform mysterious wish-granting ceremony*

For: "I said I want Farid, not Foo Foo!" the One Of A Kind Award most definitely goes to celttooth :)))

And, as I am lagging behind terribly in respect to Christmas, my Especially Honorable Mention Award (for helping me get a bit more in the mood for it) goes to Admiral and Lynn :) Thank you for your great festive themed entries! :)))

As for the rest... well people... they were given a number and thrown in a bowl and in joint 4th place y-e-e-s... there was a scrunching error... I may have got a little too carried away enjoying a new word I discovered thanks to David's last word jumble... ambisinister... y-e-e-e-s... so please address all complaints to him. Thank you... anyway. As I was saying. In fourth place is:
Monday with: Oink oink...
The Holy Hand Grenade with: The snuff tin, recycled... and
Soft Spirit with: NOW will you talk to me like an equal?*snort snort*

All very good :)))

In third place is Carlos for: Snorting gun powder is not really illegal son, but you should see what it does to your skin :))) *blink at setizens* some very good advice there...

Followed by some on how to dig yourself a deeper hole than you're already in... from second placed Rob with: What do you mean "It back fired?" :)))

And our winner is Jaundiced eye with: "The Bus you were chasing must have stopped VERY suddenly..........." :)))

Thank you to you all!! Superb captions every single one of them :)

PM will go out now.

whilst I was editing at the top, I thought I may as well edit at the bottom too and say it did... go out. The PM. *beam efficiently at world*

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oh...and did we say we like humans too? Well we do :)

Congratz Jaundiced eye, n' good pix Annie!


edit:
Fun game....

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Thank you Annie (and Ian). Continuing in the porcine theme here's a blast from the past of American television.

Extra credit if you can name the comedian and the pig(full names please).

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"Sour Grapes make a bitter Whine." <(0)>

Foster Brooks says to Arnold 'the pig' Ziffel , can I offer you a Holiday Fruitcake!

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"So mote it be!"



edit:
Forgive me. I'll explain to the right people....



or
Brooks says:
"Ha-How loooong have you been a Shriner?"
(Spoken as a drunk.)

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